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Siteless_Vagrant 30 points ago +30 / -0

You guys GOT to watch the video. https://youtu.be/WaATRpkm-ws

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KuzoKevin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks for the link. I want one!

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welp, I'm erect

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Mr. Plow 50000.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

🎵 That name again is Mr. Plow! 🎵

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 3 points ago +4 / -1

Are you registered with the city with all of the proper insurance ?

Shut up boy!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I’m a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +5 / -0

My prices are so low, you'd think I suffered brain damage!

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr Plow was the shit!

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quodvox 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't tease me

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KuzoKevin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Portland's getting ready for some Soylent Green style crowd control. Love it.

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ljsilver0000 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Soylent Pink is made from ANTIFA!!!"

"Hmm. Tastes fruity."

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SuperDuperHypersonic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here come the scoops!

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Tenspot20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Truck Mounted Ballistic Water Cannons FTW!

Every time that I view those videos of these knuckle-head, crybabies getting plowed over backwards by these 125 mph water jet freedom cannons, I laugh and giggle like a 9 year old Japanese school girl at summer camp.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay this is epic.

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OrangeManBased 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smellycrat, Smellycrat, what are they feeding you?

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ThePatriotNitro 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best walls, dont we folks?

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Sun_Tzu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please be true!

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AlexF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't wait for the video!

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Impressive street cleaner

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ljsilver0000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, it's all fun and games until the bath bombs comes out...

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pLk36 2 points ago +2 / -0

PLEASE PLEASE!!!! I will Personally go down to the riots and record footage of this if they do bring it in!!!!

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that’s way better than rubber bullets

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

It should be shooting napalm.

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Silence_Memegood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, they need a shower... can smell their stench in the videos.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it’s basically the Mobile Oppression Palace from Futurama. Come get some, commie scum!

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

It even has a tail gunner position!

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ComeysPrisonWallet 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wonder if the shield can be raised and lowered like a pizza cutter?

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CrystalPlatypus [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, the answer is yes.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 5 points ago +6 / -1

That's what the water cannon is for: to clean away the bean juice.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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BrewSwillis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now, if there was only a way to rig it to also dispense soap. You dirty hippies don't want to take a bath? Now you have to!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That looks pretty fucking expensive.... if they would just shoot a couple of looters / arsonists / rioters... with about $50 worth of bullets... and a shitload of pepper balls they would stop for a LOT cheaper...

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HuskeyG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I drive it? Here is my resume in using a water cannon with these clowns.

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magamagashii 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful wall. I really like the windows because as with any wall you need to be able to see through it.

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theRealdakkath 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES!