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goodbeerbetterviews2 251 points ago +253 / -2

Well Seattle....How do you feel about property?

I know that my property and business would be considered apart of my life since I spent my blood, sweat, and valuable time into them. I would protect them with my life and with the appropriate force.

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Desertwhale 144 points ago +144 / -0

They will put signs in their windows begging to not be attacked. Pathetic.

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PraiseBeToScience [S] 177 points ago +178 / -1

I'd put up a sign saying 'FREE AMMO INSIDE' and then give them free ammo.

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Dtftw 85 points ago +85 / -0

Get em while they're hot!

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Mathelm 71 points ago +71 / -0

*Note: Ammo is dispensed at high rate of speed.

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Coopster 17 points ago +18 / -1

Catch me if you can

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Shitposter69 14 points ago +14 / -0

*May tumble on entry

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Free and fast delivery!"

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Ebbie8708 48 points ago +48 / -0

One of my neighbors’ mat by the front door says ‘I HAVE NOTHING WORTH DYING FOR’ and it’s shaped like a target practice silhouette.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

My favorite poster I've ever seen in a customer's house

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lerm4comptroller 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know a guy that's always been really worried about break ins, so he's one of those people with a "fridge gun," a "pantry gun," a "tv gun," etc. (Ya'll know what I'm talking about.) The hilarious part is that everything else he owns is very modest; the most expensive things in his house are his large kitchen appliances.

Like he has nothing to steal... Except a giant collection of guns that he keeps... in order to deter theft...

I just think it's adorable and very Kentucky.

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swimjim 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not the way this guy is dispensing it.

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EntilZha 10 points ago +10 / -0

Since "free" stuff usually has a catch... .

. *Reassembly required upon delivery.

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lerm4comptroller 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this case, the "catch" is very literal. You gotta catch it.

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dukeofdoorcounty 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would that be a copy of the Atlantic, or a Biden sign?

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Meddlesom 22 points ago +22 / -0

"we're on your side!"

CRASH BANG POW

"what the fuck, we're on your side?!"

SPARK SPARK INFERNO

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blumpkinblake 10 points ago +10 / -0

If they break in then Exodus 22:2 will be calling their name

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fuckoffly 24 points ago +24 / -0

Property? Did you miss the part about them being communists

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rooftoptendie 19 points ago +19 / -0

It depends on what property. There are some nasty rat-hole buildings there, and some big fancypants buildings there that not many would miss. Theres a mosque right in the middle of downtown.... a little snotty mall that sells shit no local can afford... bank buildings.... a retail sector with shit like H&M, Old Navy, Cheesecake factory, Gameworks.... no one would miss those.

But peppered amongst all those buildings are other ones that would be missed. Like the paramount, the Market buildings, lots of historic type stuff. The day-players would be all for some rioting, but the next morning when they see that the riots spread from the buildings they hate to the buildings they love... they will be shocked pikkachus.

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

You think the Muzzies will just lay down and take it? They’ll be happy to smash some kaffir skulls.

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FuckingJabronis 5 points ago +5 / -0

ARE YOU SAYING PROPERTY IS WORTH MORE THAN PEOPLE? REEEEEEE