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dirtduck 76 points ago +76 / -0

Best get rich quick scheme

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AlphaNathan 12 points ago +12 / -0

OP is way ahead of the curve.

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TheRedPlanet 6 points ago +6 / -0

A Frigging genius.

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Please_Clap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mere months.

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HillarysStrapOn 31 points ago +31 / -0

SPICY

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Memebomber 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes, let the spice flow

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Wyrmshadow 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hey, Gino! Why you no talka wits cho accent no more? Your mamma said to comma home for some spagett!

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FutileConundrum 18 points ago +18 / -0

Insert smirk*

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nmipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beat me to it. Well done, fren.

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Agent26660 12 points ago +12 / -0

FULLY AUTOMATIC ASSAULT SMIRK

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Open carry that bumpstock smirk with silencer (it silences the libtard lying media)

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xBigCoffinHunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

This has can’t miss written all over it

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Er_hast_mich 10 points ago +10 / -0

My family is Cajun and I have, I believe, a great great etc grandmother who was a Mi'kmaq who married into the family in the late 17th Century while we were still in Acadia (present day Maritime Canada).

Do I count? Full disclosure: I can't play the drums for shit.

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

As long as you can hold the drum in my kids face, comme ça, you got da job T-boy

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Er_hast_mich 6 points ago +6 / -0

For true? Merci, cousin!

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HonkNJhonk 6 points ago +6 / -0

That toothless wonder couldn’t play the drum well either, yet here we are.

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sagebrushfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mi’kmaq paddywack, give a boy $20 million.

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unicornpoop 0 points ago +1 / -1

But can you vote Biden? You might be black.

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Joeret 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was born America, does that make me a Native American?

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Houdini 6 points ago +7 / -1

Very.

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SoWoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep.

Now check the box, claim racism if they ask for a BIA card, and get your free scholarships to lib schools.

Step 2: profit? I’m not sure about the indoctrination and if you want to have your grades docked for thinking for yourself, or getting As to just vomit what the professor wants you to write for their own reasons.

Maybe see if a trade position can give you that $ instead of a gender studies dance elective you have to meet to graduate.

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crazyrosco2099 0 points ago +1 / -1

BIA gives NDN cards away?

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LandonFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

Must be Vietnam "ERA" vet

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you disrespecting a veteran, how dare you sir, how dare you sir, how dare you.

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LandonFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

*smirks in white privilege while standing still

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Super heroic fridge repairman.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m a WOC!! I can say that they threaten to be nice to me! We will split it 50/50.

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SoWoke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. Those are Powwow dancers (mostly Fancy or Grass), not a dude with stolen valor and a drum that wasn’t even up to the scale of the one in the picture.

Funny, but not the appropriate photo.

Great title, though.

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

More people banging on a bigger drum, that means more money right??

Call CNN for me please.

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SoWoke 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dude, lol. In all hilarity, okay, yeah, but legit that kid shouldn’t have been gone up to and harassed.

If you’d like to know more:

  1. That is a powwow photo meaning they either A) Want drummers for powwow or B) want drummers for a powwow

  2. This is what’s funny: Powwows are colorful celebrations to honor veterans and fly the POW MIA flag

There’s a BUNCH of issues among Natives (I mean, you can just take your pick) , I was just pointing it out you’re using the wrong photo for a great title with the meme.

Those are powwow dancers, their regalia is made with al lot of effort, while some Natives are drama queens...quite a few, these people aren’t the people to equate a dude to, that’s all.

It’s okay if you don’t know the difference between Traditional Natives and those that are degenerates. A lot of people are degenerates, usually not powwow dancers, though, out of the population.

Anyway, here’s wonderwall

I guess welcome to your art crit. Idk. It was a hilarious title, I was laughing, but I was like, aww, man, opportunity missed, wrong photo.

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Frankly I didn’t put much thought into it, just got the most overt large drum pic I could find. I know there are plenty real Native frens on here, I also know they aren’t cupcakes that take offense. Part of the play is to show ignorance. Mr. Drunk drummer can’t represent an entire people or culture any more than the MAGA kid represents whatever the left wants to project at the moment. Ultimately it has nothing to do with racial ethnic differences and everything to do with power narratives.

Thanks for educating on the reality of the picture. Like most comedy, it’s hard to hit 100%. I accept the criticism and it’s cool to learn something.

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SoWoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

No worries mate. I love to be educated myself because I don’t know about a lot of things, and I like people taking out the chance to correct me or give me better facts. It’s a good meme, especially considering the context of a child that was vilified, smeared, threatened...and so on...like WTF.

Oh, alcoholism and Natives are rampant, so is diabetes, lots of factors go into this. Alcohol is so bad, so is the apathy, but I digress.

Tradish Natives are pretty hardcore (fake Natives are pussies that like to take advantage of things and try to paint things like it’s Disney’s Pocahontas...yeah, it isn’t, also quite a few fullbloods are incredibly racists as opposed to if another is part or white), and lots of Tradish Natives are about honor in words, walking a path...I mean, it differs from different people/tribes/etc.

We’re all one, that’s a teaching, also backed with science, yet there’s a “criteria” to meet to get “benefits” (read some about the drug issues On reservations when people turn 18).

It was a GREAT title, still funny, I doubt a picture of a big drum with Natives could be on the internet besides something like this because ceremonies aren’t on the web or pictured.

This says where more about it and where your picture came from, it also outlines some of the powwow songs, which are a lot about things, but there’s also a powwow song about Disneyland, so meh, yeah, I am writing the truth

That NP guy, he just sounds like a Nathan Smollet. I bet Tradish Natives would eat him alive in a talk, but then again, they eat each other anyway in places...

There’s so good, bad, and gray areas. Regardless that child shouldn’t have been targeted.

I have no clue wtf is going on in peoples’ head to think “a smirk” was something wrong.

Screeching ridiculous nonsense that put a child in danger.

He deserves every penny of the settlement, good for him.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put one white child in the middle and CNN would say "white racist surrounds, taunts native elders."

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SoWoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those aren’t Native elders...that would be SO CNN to get it wrong.

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: Mr. Sandman how do you feel now that you’ve been paid your reparations

Mr. Sandman (with a rye smirk): It is my privilege to accept this money on my behalf

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like how Tonto (1:00 in the photo) is wearing an authentic tribal trucker hat.

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SoWoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, the VILE, disgusting, even deaths threats to a child, holy crap.

He deserves all that money and I want to see if the other networks pay up. He could be targeted for his entire life for their gross negligence, imo.

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SoWoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because when people don’t think clearly and act on feelings not based on facts, it can be deadly.

That’s just one reason why Section 230 reform is needed, imo.

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Wharf_Rat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can pass for a Native. Let me in on the cut. I’ll teach John Bohnam how to play Moby Dick forreal

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

The preferred term for indigenous people is "Football Team."

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2KEK_Chigurh [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is top kek.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Sandman deserves every penny.

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worksofozymandias 3 points ago +3 / -0

BEST FIELD TRIP EVAH!!!!

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +4 / -1

Does the Native American need to a be drunk professional race-baiter? If not, I’m happy to help.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry. We're going with the former.

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Bigsweaties 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll play the drums for you. Handshake contract. 60/40 .

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Mikeyy5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder how that loser Nathan Phillips feels now that he made that kid a millionaire.

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trex554 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know right? That Sandman dude is going to be a billionaire off his smirk smile. Crazy. LOL

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crazyrosco2099 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m not slepping all the way across the country. How about we meet at Sacramende state capital in California and then we split the settlement cash 😃👍🏼

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Racerx719 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step 3. Profit

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