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Trump Unleashes a New Secret Weapon (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by Mrs_Fonebone +4226 / -1
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MAGAguitar 156 points ago +157 / -1

Pence Conversion Therapy

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Inocentz 121 points ago +123 / -2

Mike "Thomas Edison has the best medicine" Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "Use Sodomites as Christmas Lights" Pence

Mike "309 Electoral Volts" Pence

Mike "100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps" Pence

Mike "The Raging Storm" Pence

Mike "No Tomorrah for Gomorrah" Pence

Mike "7.62 for LGBTQ" Pence

Mike "Sodomite Shocker" Pence

Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence

Mike "Like a Trap? Get the Zap" Pence

Mike "An Ampere a Day Keeps the Gay Away" Pence

Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence

Mike "Follow God's Path or Feel Tesla's Wrath" Pence

Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence

Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence

Mike "If You Don't Like Twat, Prepare for a Gigawatt" Pence

Mike "Ass Deflowered? The Chair Gets Powered" Pence

Mike "If You Can't Pray the Gay Away, You Need 1.5 Volts from a AA" Pence

Mike "Set Phasers to Straight" Pence

Mike "If With Men You Jerk it, You'll Complete the Circuit" Pence

Mike "To End Your Phase, I'll Give You a Taze" Pence

Mike "Catamite Dismay into Christmas Light Display" Pence

Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence

Mike "Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad" Pence

Mike "Show the Lobbyist I'm and Electrical Hobbyist" Pence

Mike "Glitter is a Great Conductor" Pence

Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence

Mike "Delouse the Bathouse" Pence

Mike "If You Like Men, The Dial's Going to 10" Pence

Mike "Power for Queers Measured in Volts x Amperes" Pence

Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence

Mike "Make the Twink Light Up and Blink" Pence

Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence

Mike "Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist" Pence

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xpiedmo 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lmao, spilled my coffee and woke my baby boy with this list! Too funny 👌

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brsmith77 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hopefully he wont stay 'woke' lol

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Darkheartisland 11 points ago +11 / -0

You mean you spilled your covfefe.

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UndeadRevolver 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mike "Give em a shock til he quits sucking cock" Pence

Mike "Turn up the juice and shake the ghey loose" Pence

Mike "Stop with the cornhole, let's make you normal" Pence

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence" DED! XD

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sunwolf87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Delusion is one helluva drug.

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Militiaman 13 points ago +13 / -0

Saved in memes because this is the gold standard of memes TD is known for.

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Inocentz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I got these from a video someone posted on the site Funnyjunk. There's a lot more but it would have been an enormous post if I put all it in. Plus if you add the ones from 4chan it would be an even bigger list lol

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ShyGuyLink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eyyyy good ol' FunnyJunk

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Militiaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Link or it's fake news.

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AgentCovfefe22 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's proven!! 100% REAL NEWS boys!! (Great list, btw,)

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Shalomtoyou 35 points ago +35 / -0

HAHAHA!!

I'm Jewish and I'd think it would be great to have some Pence Conversion Therapy.

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nmipede 20 points ago +21 / -1

I don't think religion is the conversion the meme is referencing. Look up Pence Conversion Camps.

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Shalomtoyou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Eh. My guess is it goes like this:

Pence: Well, if someone wants to see a therapist to deal with unwanted same sex attraction, I don't see any reason the government should prevent that.

The Left: OMG!!!!!! Pence wants to give gay people electroshock therapy and send them to camps to pray away the gay! BURN THE FIRST AMENDMENT NOW!!!!

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nmipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. It's become a meme now.

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PolyArmored 7 points ago +7 / -0

Libtards will finally get their comeupPENCE.

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tombombadil 27 points ago +29 / -2

Is it just me or does gayness seem to be spreading like a virus? It’s especially bad with women. I know a ton of women who have gone from being boy crazy, to suddenly having a girlfriend. And I’m not talking like butch lesbians. I’m talking about very pretty, very feminine women getting together as sexual partners and remaining very pretty and very feminine. It’s almost like saying that men are terrible and you don’t need a man to be happy, and you don’t even need a man to raise a family is having a deep impact that will inevitably cause serious damage.

There is a ton of research out there that shows that virtually any woman can “become” a lesbian. It’s not the same for men. Most men get grossed out when they see 2 dudes doing it. But for women, they get equally turned on when watching gay, straight, or lesbian sex. So it’s almost like lesbianism doesn’t even exist. It’s literally just choosing to not be with men, and were all supposed to act like it’s a good thing and natural.

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HiddenDekuScrub 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's a social contagion. Some people are always seeking validation. Those people see all the praise and attention gays and other "nonbinary" folks are getting and subconsciously or otherwise, they want in on it.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 7 points ago +7 / -0

The information age has introduced the new concept of infohazards.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +5 / -0

Miley Cyrus got into some heavy shit when she realized she wasn't gay after all and said "You don't have to be gay" on live stream while talking with her new boyfriend.

As much as I can't stand that cunt, she was right. Being gay or lesbian now a days is more of a political statement, rather than an actual preference. We are being socially engineered to believe that its normal to be gay or lesbian, when in fact, it isn't. (sorry fags, it's true)

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trainrekt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a result of rejecting the natural order of things. Call it lawlessness, rebellion. In the Bible, Romans 1 explains why homosexuality becomes prevalent in a degrading society. Essentially people start to reject the truth and invent their own reality, then they lose their grip on what’s real and homo-ize.

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Aspielogic2 17 points ago +17 / -0

'Straight' women choose male partners for more than sexual reasons.

When your dating pool is mostly Beta males - there's little difference between a male or female partner.

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realPhantomFuck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can confirm

My mom "became" a lesbian after dating half a dozen guys, being married to my dad for 12 years, and having two children

She openly admits she got frisky with a chick and realized she liked it more

It's funny that her girlfriend is super butch--it's obvious she still wants some manliness deep down

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

She openly admits she got frisky with a chick

That’s how it all starts. That is what I mean by virus. It just takes one friend who sexually open doing stuff with women to convince you to try something. Then you realize that it feels good so you go “gee I guess I was a lesbian all along.”

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 4 points ago +4 / -0

God, I don't know how I would deal with that.

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realPhantomFuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

It took me MANY years to get over it

But, as a Conservative, I realized that people should be left alone so they can do whatever they want

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kekkk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its a result of society and self-consciousness.

Culture is a cesspool, the feminist movement is a complete sham, and these women are left with no other option but to love another women because culture has essentially failed them.

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OrangeFruitGood 9 points ago +9 / -0

There are 2 girls I used to know, one a cousin and one someone I went to school with, who were always pretty straightforwardly straight. The latter one even complained in 07 that Rowling had ruined Dumbledore by turning him gay.

But in the last couple of years they've apparently listed their social media that they're "interested in men and women" despite both being married to men & having kids now.

These two were also always sort of dumb/low-brow even when I knew them as children. The cousin always kind of had poor hygiene and hung out with trashy people. And the kid from school, suddenly became a goth emo once she joined a hangout of emo people.

Upbringing probably plays role, too. The cousin's mother always let her get away with everything, her upbringing became screwed once her dad (the only source of discipline in their household) died of a sickness. And the schoolmate's mother was always a dumbnuts, too.

Both of them act irresponsible now. The cousin is always doing stupid things now acting like a deadbeat 13 year old, despite having a husband and children, and I feel bad for her kids. And the schoolmate took years to marry her husband, waiting to pop out a couple of kids so she could take welfare checks for a while I guess.

So, the only reason these two are feigning bisexuality is because it's fashionable now and neither was raised to have a mature self-identity above whatever's trendy.

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TentElephant 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get 'em Sparky!

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahhhh, so I see that Pence Prime finally got ahold of a bioreactor!

It's going to be a shocking good time!

https://i.imgur.com/6KgwXIQ.jpg

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, that was the wrong image, and yet I'm going to leave it there. This is the one I was looking for!

https://i.imgur.com/OxWjMDN.jpg

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EricCharliemella 58 points ago +58 / -0

Haters will say it's photoshopped.

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NoahGav 15 points ago +15 / -0

It is photoshopped though? The Pences don't have lasers coming out of their eyes.

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why I think it's real.

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RIB4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Washington Post has fact-checked this photo. They confirmed that this photo has been edited.

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NoahGav 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank goodness for fact-checkers.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 37 points ago +37 / -0

That's a lot of Pence.

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rooftoptendie 12 points ago +12 / -0

All the Kek timelines have converged. US military from the year 2351 under the supervision of the 2nd coming of Christ have found the maker of the Holy Kek Relic, and used the 5100 to create the programming req

spez: wow, the rest of the sentence was abducted!!!!!!!!!!!!! People, apparently, some things are still not ready to be made public. Time to go put another 5 layers of tinfoil on.

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Normallguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's it! That's it!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

And also, not nearly enough

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Excelsior 32 points ago +32 / -0

All you need is Pence Prime

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KAGALOSAURUS 10 points ago +10 / -0

OG pede here... I ‘member

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The_Litehaus_Abides 10 points ago +10 / -0

Came here looking for Pence Prime. Was not disappointed.

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Wyrmshadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

I went to look it up and r/ask_TheDonald is still up.

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OrangeFruitGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've looked at that sub lately also. I've noticed AskThe_Donald seems like a mini version of The_Donald, while r/AskTrumpSupporters seems weirdly cucked.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

haha wasn’t Kaine’s wife a Pence-prime?

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KAGALOSAURUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep!

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BritPedeMEGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love the username!

“NADSAQ 100 - a stock index for people with balls”

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spanglevision 20 points ago +20 / -0

I heard that Pence clones are made in Pensacola, Florida. Need a fact check on that. Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan could you please fact check that for me?

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TheUncouthTruth 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pensaclona, actually.

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 3 points ago +6 / -3

lol!

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sustainable_saltmine 14 points ago +14 / -0

Six Pence should do it in most jurisdictions

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Wyrmshadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they'll be none the wiser, or richer.

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murderhornet 1 point ago +2 / -1

I see what you did there.

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pedeparrot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Operation Silver Fox

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

THE ELECTRIC PENCE

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Lol_Garrus 10 points ago +10 / -0

kek. thatd be beautiful

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BasementBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh fuck, blue tie Pence is in there! They don't stand a chance.

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nickybops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Topest kek of them all

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Mavdick96 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who needs a nuke or a MOAB when you've got an army of Pences?

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not fair I can only upvote this once!

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Not_Even_a_Dentist 6 points ago +6 / -0

No fences can hold-a that many Pences.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mike "The Electric Fence" Pence

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lurker247 5 points ago +5 / -0

FEMA is setting up mandatory Conversion Camps in the Mission District

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FluffiPuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

AT LAST

Electric Pence

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McFatty7 5 points ago +5 / -0

What better negotiator to Mexico Mexico ....than Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence?

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TwoWords 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEUS VOLT

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chopz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pence Brigade: Activated

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're gonna need a bigger battery. ⚡⚡⚡

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 0 points ago +4 / -4

LOL, it landed anyway! Nice one!

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cjcivicx 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m... OK with this.

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

L O fucking L. When i used to waste time arguing with retards they would sometimes say Pence supported electro shock therapy conversion or some other bullshit, then when you challenge them to source it, the few that tried to, realized even Snopes said it was bullshit.

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope they're red tie Pences and not blue tie Pences

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skmr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm... upgrades

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SuperSilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pence really does look like a retired Secret Service agent.

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GeneralVeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send in the Pences, bring 'em to their senses.

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ThrowbackMAGAMemes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love that the one on the left is doing the Spice Adams

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

OUCH! That joke's going to leave a mark!

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Sheff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which one is Pence Prime?

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Mrs_Fonebone [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only President Trump knows!

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I Like Mike!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pence is soft spoken but firm in his beliefs. You could not pick a better VP, EVER.

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spiritfortrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Multiple Pence Theory!

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's been upgraded from "Let's Make A Deal" to "We Are Making A Deal."

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MissyGinger 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is so fucking dumb - I’m dying. LMAO 😭😭😭😂😂😂☠️

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CapnKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think you’ve got a shilling of pence there.

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Conversions? The gay conversions are BS but an army of Pence are going to need a really big altar when they're done

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's only bullshit in 2020. By 2024, pence prime will be known as "the circuit breaker" ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

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Clavis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meme of the day

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

What sounds like electrical discharges?

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

EVAN EVAN EVAN EVAN, WE NEED A QUICK CHECK ON THE FLY, IS THIS ACTUALLY DOCTORED?

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +4 / -1

They are Doomed, there is No Law banning POTUS from sending a mighty Pence Army- anywhere.

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nakklavaar 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need 1 Mike Pence to Quadrant C! We need 2 Mike Pences to Quadrant E!