I got these from a video someone posted on the site Funnyjunk. There's a lot more but it would have been an enormous post if I put all it in. Plus if you add the ones from 4chan it would be an even bigger list lol
Is it just me or does gayness seem to be spreading like a virus? It’s especially bad with women. I know a ton of women who have gone from being boy crazy, to suddenly having a girlfriend. And I’m not talking like butch lesbians. I’m talking about very pretty, very feminine women getting together as sexual partners and remaining very pretty and very feminine. It’s almost like saying that men are terrible and you don’t need a man to be happy, and you don’t even need a man to raise a family is having a deep impact that will inevitably cause serious damage.
There is a ton of research out there that shows that virtually any woman can “become” a lesbian. It’s not the same for men. Most men get grossed out when they see 2 dudes doing it. But for women, they get equally turned on when watching gay, straight, or lesbian sex. So it’s almost like lesbianism doesn’t even exist. It’s literally just choosing to not be with men, and were all supposed to act like it’s a good thing and natural.
It's a social contagion. Some people are always seeking validation. Those people see all the praise and attention gays and other "nonbinary" folks are getting and subconsciously or otherwise, they want in on it.
Miley Cyrus got into some heavy shit when she realized she wasn't gay after all and said "You don't have to be gay" on live stream while talking with her new boyfriend.
As much as I can't stand that cunt, she was right. Being gay or lesbian now a days is more of a political statement, rather than an actual preference. We are being socially engineered to believe that its normal to be gay or lesbian, when in fact, it isn't. (sorry fags, it's true)
It’s a result of rejecting the natural order of things. Call it lawlessness, rebellion. In the Bible, Romans 1 explains why homosexuality becomes prevalent in a degrading society. Essentially people start to reject the truth and invent their own reality, then they lose their grip on what’s real and homo-ize.
That’s how it all starts. That is what I mean by virus. It just takes one friend who sexually open doing stuff with women to convince you to try something. Then you realize that it feels good so you go “gee I guess I was a lesbian all along.”
Culture is a cesspool, the feminist movement is a complete sham, and these women are left with no other option but to love another women because culture has essentially failed them.
There are 2 girls I used to know, one a cousin and one someone I went to school with, who were always pretty straightforwardly straight. The latter one even complained in 07 that Rowling had ruined Dumbledore by turning him gay.
But in the last couple of years they've apparently listed their social media that they're "interested in men and women" despite both being married to men & having kids now.
These two were also always sort of dumb/low-brow even when I knew them as children. The cousin always kind of had poor hygiene and hung out with trashy people. And the kid from school, suddenly became a goth emo once she joined a hangout of emo people.
Upbringing probably plays role, too. The cousin's mother always let her get away with everything, her upbringing became screwed once her dad (the only source of discipline in their household) died of a sickness. And the schoolmate's mother was always a dumbnuts, too.
Both of them act irresponsible now. The cousin is always doing stupid things now acting like a deadbeat 13 year old, despite having a husband and children, and I feel bad for her kids. And the schoolmate took years to marry her husband, waiting to pop out a couple of kids so she could take welfare checks for a while I guess.
So, the only reason these two are feigning bisexuality is because it's fashionable now and neither was raised to have a mature self-identity above whatever's trendy.
All the Kek timelines have converged. US military from the year 2351 under the supervision of the 2nd coming of Christ have found the maker of the Holy Kek Relic, and used the 5100 to create the programming req
spez: wow, the rest of the sentence was abducted!!!!!!!!!!!!! People, apparently, some things are still not ready to be made public. Time to go put another 5 layers of tinfoil on.
I've looked at that sub lately also. I've noticed AskThe_Donald seems like a mini version of The_Donald, while r/AskTrumpSupporters seems weirdly cucked.
I heard that Pence clones are made in Pensacola, Florida. Need a fact check on that. Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan could you please fact check that for me?
L O fucking L. When i used to waste time arguing with retards they would sometimes say Pence supported electro shock therapy conversion or some other bullshit, then when you challenge them to source it, the few that tried to, realized even Snopes said it was bullshit.
Pence Conversion Therapy
Mike "Thomas Edison has the best medicine" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Use Sodomites as Christmas Lights" Pence
Mike "309 Electoral Volts" Pence
Mike "100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps" Pence
Mike "The Raging Storm" Pence
Mike "No Tomorrah for Gomorrah" Pence
Mike "7.62 for LGBTQ" Pence
Mike "Sodomite Shocker" Pence
Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence
Mike "Like a Trap? Get the Zap" Pence
Mike "An Ampere a Day Keeps the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence
Mike "Follow God's Path or Feel Tesla's Wrath" Pence
Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence
Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence
Mike "If You Don't Like Twat, Prepare for a Gigawatt" Pence
Mike "Ass Deflowered? The Chair Gets Powered" Pence
Mike "If You Can't Pray the Gay Away, You Need 1.5 Volts from a AA" Pence
Mike "Set Phasers to Straight" Pence
Mike "If With Men You Jerk it, You'll Complete the Circuit" Pence
Mike "To End Your Phase, I'll Give You a Taze" Pence
Mike "Catamite Dismay into Christmas Light Display" Pence
Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence
Mike "Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad" Pence
Mike "Show the Lobbyist I'm and Electrical Hobbyist" Pence
Mike "Glitter is a Great Conductor" Pence
Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence
Mike "Delouse the Bathouse" Pence
Mike "If You Like Men, The Dial's Going to 10" Pence
Mike "Power for Queers Measured in Volts x Amperes" Pence
Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence
Mike "Make the Twink Light Up and Blink" Pence
Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence
Mike "Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist" Pence
Lmao, spilled my coffee and woke my baby boy with this list! Too funny 👌
Hopefully he wont stay 'woke' lol
You mean you spilled your covfefe.
Mike "Give em a shock til he quits sucking cock" Pence
Mike "Turn up the juice and shake the ghey loose" Pence
Mike "Stop with the cornhole, let's make you normal" Pence
"Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence" DED! XD
Delusion is one helluva drug.
Saved in memes because this is the gold standard of memes TD is known for.
I got these from a video someone posted on the site Funnyjunk. There's a lot more but it would have been an enormous post if I put all it in. Plus if you add the ones from 4chan it would be an even bigger list lol
Eyyyy good ol' FunnyJunk
Link or it's fake news.
Here you are.
https://funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Mikey+boy/GtinLTg/2
It's proven!! 100% REAL NEWS boys!! (Great list, btw,)
HAHAHA!!
I'm Jewish and I'd think it would be great to have some Pence Conversion Therapy.
I don't think religion is the conversion the meme is referencing. Look up Pence Conversion Camps.
Eh. My guess is it goes like this:
Pence: Well, if someone wants to see a therapist to deal with unwanted same sex attraction, I don't see any reason the government should prevent that.
The Left: OMG!!!!!! Pence wants to give gay people electroshock therapy and send them to camps to pray away the gay! BURN THE FIRST AMENDMENT NOW!!!!
Yes. It's become a meme now.
Libtards will finally get their comeupPENCE.
Is it just me or does gayness seem to be spreading like a virus? It’s especially bad with women. I know a ton of women who have gone from being boy crazy, to suddenly having a girlfriend. And I’m not talking like butch lesbians. I’m talking about very pretty, very feminine women getting together as sexual partners and remaining very pretty and very feminine. It’s almost like saying that men are terrible and you don’t need a man to be happy, and you don’t even need a man to raise a family is having a deep impact that will inevitably cause serious damage.
There is a ton of research out there that shows that virtually any woman can “become” a lesbian. It’s not the same for men. Most men get grossed out when they see 2 dudes doing it. But for women, they get equally turned on when watching gay, straight, or lesbian sex. So it’s almost like lesbianism doesn’t even exist. It’s literally just choosing to not be with men, and were all supposed to act like it’s a good thing and natural.
It's a social contagion. Some people are always seeking validation. Those people see all the praise and attention gays and other "nonbinary" folks are getting and subconsciously or otherwise, they want in on it.
The information age has introduced the new concept of infohazards.
Miley Cyrus got into some heavy shit when she realized she wasn't gay after all and said "You don't have to be gay" on live stream while talking with her new boyfriend.
As much as I can't stand that cunt, she was right. Being gay or lesbian now a days is more of a political statement, rather than an actual preference. We are being socially engineered to believe that its normal to be gay or lesbian, when in fact, it isn't. (sorry fags, it's true)
It’s a result of rejecting the natural order of things. Call it lawlessness, rebellion. In the Bible, Romans 1 explains why homosexuality becomes prevalent in a degrading society. Essentially people start to reject the truth and invent their own reality, then they lose their grip on what’s real and homo-ize.
'Straight' women choose male partners for more than sexual reasons.
When your dating pool is mostly Beta males - there's little difference between a male or female partner.
Can confirm
My mom "became" a lesbian after dating half a dozen guys, being married to my dad for 12 years, and having two children
She openly admits she got frisky with a chick and realized she liked it more
It's funny that her girlfriend is super butch--it's obvious she still wants some manliness deep down
That’s how it all starts. That is what I mean by virus. It just takes one friend who sexually open doing stuff with women to convince you to try something. Then you realize that it feels good so you go “gee I guess I was a lesbian all along.”
God, I don't know how I would deal with that.
It took me MANY years to get over it
But, as a Conservative, I realized that people should be left alone so they can do whatever they want
Its a result of society and self-consciousness.
Culture is a cesspool, the feminist movement is a complete sham, and these women are left with no other option but to love another women because culture has essentially failed them.
There are 2 girls I used to know, one a cousin and one someone I went to school with, who were always pretty straightforwardly straight. The latter one even complained in 07 that Rowling had ruined Dumbledore by turning him gay.
But in the last couple of years they've apparently listed their social media that they're "interested in men and women" despite both being married to men & having kids now.
These two were also always sort of dumb/low-brow even when I knew them as children. The cousin always kind of had poor hygiene and hung out with trashy people. And the kid from school, suddenly became a goth emo once she joined a hangout of emo people.
Upbringing probably plays role, too. The cousin's mother always let her get away with everything, her upbringing became screwed once her dad (the only source of discipline in their household) died of a sickness. And the schoolmate's mother was always a dumbnuts, too.
Both of them act irresponsible now. The cousin is always doing stupid things now acting like a deadbeat 13 year old, despite having a husband and children, and I feel bad for her kids. And the schoolmate took years to marry her husband, waiting to pop out a couple of kids so she could take welfare checks for a while I guess.
So, the only reason these two are feigning bisexuality is because it's fashionable now and neither was raised to have a mature self-identity above whatever's trendy.
Get 'em Sparky!
Ahhhh, so I see that Pence Prime finally got ahold of a bioreactor!
It's going to be a shocking good time!
https://i.imgur.com/6KgwXIQ.jpg
You know, that was the wrong image, and yet I'm going to leave it there. This is the one I was looking for!
https://i.imgur.com/OxWjMDN.jpg
Haters will say it's photoshopped.
It is photoshopped though? The Pences don't have lasers coming out of their eyes.
That's why I think it's real.
The Washington Post has fact-checked this photo. They confirmed that this photo has been edited.
Thank goodness for fact-checkers.
That's a lot of Pence.
All the Kek timelines have converged. US military from the year 2351 under the supervision of the 2nd coming of Christ have found the maker of the Holy Kek Relic, and used the 5100 to create the programming req
spez: wow, the rest of the sentence was abducted!!!!!!!!!!!!! People, apparently, some things are still not ready to be made public. Time to go put another 5 layers of tinfoil on.
That's it! That's it!
And also, not nearly enough
All you need is Pence Prime
OG pede here... I ‘member
Came here looking for Pence Prime. Was not disappointed.
I went to look it up and r/ask_TheDonald is still up.
I've looked at that sub lately also. I've noticed AskThe_Donald seems like a mini version of The_Donald, while r/AskTrumpSupporters seems weirdly cucked.
haha wasn’t Kaine’s wife a Pence-prime?
Yep!
Love the username!
“NADSAQ 100 - a stock index for people with balls”
I heard that Pence clones are made in Pensacola, Florida. Need a fact check on that. Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan could you please fact check that for me?
Pensaclona, actually.
lol!
Six Pence should do it in most jurisdictions
And they'll be none the wiser, or richer.
I see what you did there.
Operation Silver Fox
THE ELECTRIC PENCE
kek. thatd be beautiful
Oh fuck, blue tie Pence is in there! They don't stand a chance.
Topest kek of them all
Who needs a nuke or a MOAB when you've got an army of Pences?
It's not fair I can only upvote this once!
No fences can hold-a that many Pences.
Mike "The Electric Fence" Pence
FEMA is setting up mandatory Conversion Camps in the Mission District
AT LAST
Electric Pence
What better negotiator to Mexico Mexico ....than Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence Pence?
DEUS VOLT
Pence Brigade: Activated
We're gonna need a bigger battery. ⚡⚡⚡
LOL, it landed anyway! Nice one!
I’m... OK with this.
L O fucking L. When i used to waste time arguing with retards they would sometimes say Pence supported electro shock therapy conversion or some other bullshit, then when you challenge them to source it, the few that tried to, realized even Snopes said it was bullshit.
I hope they're red tie Pences and not blue tie Pences
Hmmm... upgrades
Pence really does look like a retired Secret Service agent.
Send in the Pences, bring 'em to their senses.
I love that the one on the left is doing the Spice Adams
OUCH! That joke's going to leave a mark!
Which one is Pence Prime?
Only President Trump knows!
I Like Mike!
Pence is soft spoken but firm in his beliefs. You could not pick a better VP, EVER.
Pede you forgot one thing Electric Fence Pence
Dayum!
Multiple Pence Theory!
He's been upgraded from "Let's Make A Deal" to "We Are Making A Deal."
This is so fucking dumb - I’m dying. LMAO 😭😭😭😂😂😂☠️
I think you’ve got a shilling of pence there.
Conversions? The gay conversions are BS but an army of Pence are going to need a really big altar when they're done
It's only bullshit in 2020. By 2024, pence prime will be known as "the circuit breaker" ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
Meme of the day
What sounds like electrical discharges?
EVAN EVAN EVAN EVAN, WE NEED A QUICK CHECK ON THE FLY, IS THIS ACTUALLY DOCTORED?
They are Doomed, there is No Law banning POTUS from sending a mighty Pence Army- anywhere.
We need 1 Mike Pence to Quadrant C! We need 2 Mike Pences to Quadrant E!