Mike "Thomas Edison has the best medicine" Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "Use Sodomites as Christmas Lights" Pence

Mike "309 Electoral Volts" Pence

Mike "100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps" Pence

Mike "The Raging Storm" Pence

Mike "No Tomorrah for Gomorrah" Pence

Mike "7.62 for LGBTQ" Pence

Mike "Sodomite Shocker" Pence

Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence

Mike "Like a Trap? Get the Zap" Pence

Mike "An Ampere a Day Keeps the Gay Away" Pence

Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence

Mike "Follow God's Path or Feel Tesla's Wrath" Pence

Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence

Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence

Mike "If You Don't Like Twat, Prepare for a Gigawatt" Pence

Mike "Ass Deflowered? The Chair Gets Powered" Pence

Mike "If You Can't Pray the Gay Away, You Need 1.5 Volts from a AA" Pence

Mike "Set Phasers to Straight" Pence

Mike "If With Men You Jerk it, You'll Complete the Circuit" Pence

Mike "To End Your Phase, I'll Give You a Taze" Pence

Mike "Catamite Dismay into Christmas Light Display" Pence

Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence

Mike "Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad" Pence

Mike "Show the Lobbyist I'm and Electrical Hobbyist" Pence

Mike "Glitter is a Great Conductor" Pence

Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence

Mike "Delouse the Bathouse" Pence

Mike "If You Like Men, The Dial's Going to 10" Pence

Mike "Power for Queers Measured in Volts x Amperes" Pence

Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence

Mike "Make the Twink Light Up and Blink" Pence

Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence

Mike "Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist" Pence