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hit_backspace 461 points ago +471 / -10

If these guys have physical locations, conservatives need to show up and start shooting fireworks into them.

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Tallsie 353 points ago +354 / -1

Then call the number to get bailed out afterwards

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rooftoptendie 164 points ago +164 / -0

KEK

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FlamingButBased 24 points ago +24 / -0

I CACKLED!

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workinating 10 points ago +11 / -1

I cankled in hillary!

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Romans116 1 point ago +2 / -1

I KECKLED!

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MemeWarVeteran69 134 points ago +134 / -0

Here is the bail number. We need to just start spamming it whenever protesting spikes. Have fun and make up your own LARP story https://m.facebook.com/NLGPortlandO/photos/a.471023139953705/1433175287071814/?type=3

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wapsi109283 56 points ago +56 / -0

Thanks on speed dial, Im positive I won’t call tonight all fucked up.

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bubadmt 67 points ago +68 / -1

Me too, I would never think of putting this number of a call blaster while constantly scrambling new numbers, especially not during these uncertain times.

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prayinpede 25 points ago +26 / -1

Definitely dont do it between the hours of 12am - 5am west coast time

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DigitalLogic 47 points ago +47 / -0

Maybe we should give the number to some "Microsoft Technicians"

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Agent_Orange 44 points ago +44 / -0

DDoS 'em, phone style. They can't bail you out if you can't get through.

"Fuck you cop, I got a lawyer". "Shit, the lines always busy".

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FlamingButBased 14 points ago +14 / -0

Offshore customer call center energy. 😂

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Demon dialing, round 2.

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Make a post about this

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 18 points ago +18 / -0

Portland, OR: I you were arrested and are IN JAIL: (503) 902-5340 / Non-jail line for when you are out of police custody, to report that your friend has been arrested, or if you witness or experience state violence: (833) 680-1312

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HocusLocus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dial star 6 7 before the number to block your call ID for that call unless you want them to call you back. Don't be a dumbass, be polite with no threats or aggressive language. The cops laugh at people who try to hide behind star 6 7.

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HillarysStrapOn 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yes this 👆🏼

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Guruchild 23 points ago +23 / -0

Who says you get a phone call? Lol that's not a law. If you don't resist and comply you MIGHT be allowed to call your lawyer.

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populistopulence 5 points ago +5 / -0

find a way to block your number, call them and when they pick up, put your phone right next to a speaker and just blast this into the phone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE if you dont want to do that audio just rick roll em lol. stay trolling pede

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dbryhitman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or play this.

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lefty295 147 points ago +149 / -2

That would be fucking hilarious.

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sixfingerdildo 58 points ago +58 / -0

no body is suggesting arson here! except for jayne, but beside him, nobody is suggesting arson!

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Aphrael 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is that from Firefly? I don't remember that scene off-hand.

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sixfingerdildo 24 points ago +24 / -0

talking about kicking summer/river off the boat... i think it was from serenity...

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AlohaChris 15 points ago +15 / -0

1.5 % of those convictions are kids that admit to plating with matches.

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FuqqaSpez 40 points ago +42 / -2

dont stop at fireworks

jk

but seriously

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Notablitheringidiot 27 points ago +27 / -0

Could you imagine if everyone thought Paul Revere was a “glowie”?

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SouthernJohn 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well he was tbh. Was a freemason

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Transgirl_4_Trump 14 points ago +15 / -1

What is a glowie? Like a spy or something?

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BlinkinSun 27 points ago +28 / -1

Glow N***** - a term used on 4chan to identify CIA agents posting on the boards, trying to incite violence and spread disinformation.

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Bristol_Is_My_Wifey 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like an undercover FBI agent acting as a provocateur

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Seventeen_70_sickkkk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Glowie is an undercover trying to incite shit.

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FuqqaSpez 1 point ago +1 / -0

whats the glowie thing?

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CommieCucker 25 points ago +25 / -0

Not really

But for real

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james43552352345 35 points ago +35 / -0

National Lawyers Guild 132 Nassau St., Ste. 922 New York, NY 10038

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lefty295 13 points ago +14 / -1

10038? Sounds like a nazi dog whistle at the end with the "38". Sounds like they need a good social justice riot to destroy their building.