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GodsHonestTruth 53 points ago +53 / -0

Yeah he thinks because he is tall, degenerate, and has long hair that it makes him tough. There's ALWAYS someone tougher than you. It's usually the last person to be provoked too. Empty cans make the loudest noise.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Big winds come from empty caves"

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Slick_Willy 18 points ago +18 / -0

Long hair eh...control the head control the fight.

Not smart to have long hair in a fight.

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Killer 7 points ago +7 / -0

great handle for smashing his face into your knee or the nearest curb

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GorillaWarfare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where the head goes the body follows.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Especially empty beer cans!