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MemeWarVeteran69 134 points ago +134 / -0

Here is the bail number. We need to just start spamming it whenever protesting spikes. Have fun and make up your own LARP story https://m.facebook.com/NLGPortlandO/photos/a.471023139953705/1433175287071814/?type=3

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wapsi109283 56 points ago +56 / -0

Thanks on speed dial, Im positive I won’t call tonight all fucked up.

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bubadmt 67 points ago +68 / -1

Me too, I would never think of putting this number of a call blaster while constantly scrambling new numbers, especially not during these uncertain times.

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Konig 22 points ago +22 / -0

Blah

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Mother_of_gains 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not all heroes wear capes

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AngryCanary 12 points ago +12 / -0

greta_howcouldyou.jpg

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ILLFinDoItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the keks

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prayinpede 25 points ago +26 / -1

Definitely dont do it between the hours of 12am - 5am west coast time

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DigitalLogic 47 points ago +47 / -0

Maybe we should give the number to some "Microsoft Technicians"

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Agent_Orange 44 points ago +44 / -0

DDoS 'em, phone style. They can't bail you out if you can't get through.

"Fuck you cop, I got a lawyer". "Shit, the lines always busy".

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FlamingButBased 14 points ago +14 / -0

Offshore customer call center energy. 😂

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Demon dialing, round 2.

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

Make a post about this

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 18 points ago +18 / -0

Portland, OR: I you were arrested and are IN JAIL: (503) 902-5340 / Non-jail line for when you are out of police custody, to report that your friend has been arrested, or if you witness or experience state violence: (833) 680-1312

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HocusLocus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dial star 6 7 before the number to block your call ID for that call unless you want them to call you back. Don't be a dumbass, be polite with no threats or aggressive language. The cops laugh at people who try to hide behind star 6 7.