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Licensetomeme 65 points ago +66 / -1

What in the world is Robert even up to? Changing his name to Beto Sandiego, maybe?

Sing the first sentence to the Carmen Sandiego theme song.

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buco 10 points ago +10 / -0

aka Carlos Peligroso.

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

That name seems familiar, let me check my files.

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure Beta is "up" to planning gun control measures if Biden wins. Something about a task force.

And, OP: you were definitely an asshole. We've got the best assholes, folks.

Is that weird?

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Deaduponaviral 7 points ago +7 / -0

San Diego. In German it means gaping vagina.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darn. All these years I thought it meant "Gaping hemorrhoid-riddled anus." I need to work on my German language skills.

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Deadangles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beto Francisco

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big_herpes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he can start a new political party with that snake Pierre Delecto.

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Licensetomeme 38 points ago +38 / -0

It's awfully suspicious how they asked to get in contact with them after speaking only in Spanish instead of translating the question directly.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 34 points ago +34 / -0

Pretend to be illegal and ask for help with voting.

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bigdickhangsright 12 points ago +12 / -0

YES

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wouldn’t have been in text, probably. They’d have likely called so as to not have any screenshot evidence.

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're giving them a lot of credit there.. are they that smart??

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SkinSuitHarris 20 points ago +20 / -0

Probably to help illegals vote

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mhm. If this screenshot is true and this is actually foul play, that alibi of but muh voter metric research is pretty creative.

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silent_majority_2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

His wife's boyfriend is at his house. Beto is tied to a chair.

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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

She gives no mouth but I must cream. - Beta O'Rourke.....

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Still trying to be relevant.