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RabidZoo 37 points ago +37 / -0

What do you wanna bet that there is no seat under that fat ass...just the seat pole right into xer's rectum?

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BigFreedomBoner 20 points ago +20 / -0

Actually, it's called a seat post, bigot.

Pro-tip: a Thompson layback can really hit the spot.

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HonkNJhonk 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s a finely crafted and rather expensive dildo.

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Cmchn 10 points ago +11 / -1

Let out be known that Mx. Honk is a dildo expert.

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Unocal76 9 points ago +9 / -0

Could be, although it appears the angle of insertion would be off. Of course, it could be one of those special alphabet seat posts that adjust to pertnear every angle. Then yes, I could definitely see your point.

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trauncher 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you just assume the angle of his bunghole? BIGGOT!

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sunnyingreenfield 10 points ago +10 / -0

Putting the bi in cycle

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Weslowski456 5 points ago +5 / -0

do zim be above or below dykes on bikes in the oppression Olympics?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's illegal in Canada

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Nameless_Mofo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whew! Good thing we're not in Canada.

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Although we should still Blame Canada.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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peltast 1 point ago +2 / -1

This guy Clarences!

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EpicPede 23 points ago +23 / -0

Well that's what he was fighting for, and there will be a lot more of them where he is headed.

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IntersectionalXhe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please.... seeing that lady dick was probably on his bucket list before he went on down to Lucifer’s Lounge. He’s burning in Hell now being forcibly confronted with the reality that Marxism is Slavery, it has failed every time it was tried, and that there are two genders.

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July_1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

i am fucking dying over here laughing hahahahahha

and there's also this lady

https://twitter.com/checkback/status/1287254253720031233?s=20

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tonightm06 103 points ago +104 / -1

So much 2020 in one picture it fucking hurts.

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Imransgarage 30 points ago +30 / -0

Never thought of “look fat” as a directive before guess Biden is a more effective leader than we realized.

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SacredBandOfPedes 9 points ago +9 / -0

How dare you fat shame human beings of size!

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trauncher 3 points ago +3 / -0

not sure what you mean. are you talking about lazy Fat Fucks loaded with KFC Blubber? or are you talking Orca Whale Fat... I'm not sure what "Of Size" means.

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SacredBandOfPedes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I'm just using their own PC terms. You can't call someone "FAT' in PC world. They are now called people of "SIZE". And of course, in time, calling them people of "size" will be deemed to be offensive,, and the PC clowns will come up with another "non-offensivd" word.

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol. I was doing my best to be as offensive as possible. :-). since facts don't care about feelings... lol. Since we were both calling out their useless terminology, I took the other side and went full offensive.. LOL.

Cheers Pede!!!!

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Spicy_maymay 9 points ago +9 / -0

This stuff gives me so much power. It's so antithetical for these fat, degenerate, limp-wristed, gunophobic cucked retards to get out of their beds and riot/attack innocent people, that naturally they can't even do it right and instead receive a 9×19mm dose of reality.

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ModernKnight 9 points ago +9 / -0

A good term to know: "hoplophobic." An irrational fear of firearms or armed populace. It's not a widely known term, so has a lot of potential to get lefties to sign petitions illegalizing hoplophobic suppression of people's rights.

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trauncher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Contraphobia... the irrational fear of anyone that disagrees with you.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ooh, I'm saving this one for later use!

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trauncher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Heterophobia. the fear of Normal people.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

This one's good too!

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 39 points ago +39 / -0

No his real life wife is a quadriplegic. You can see her in one of the pictures with him

https://TheDonald.win/p/GbfTrzOa/dumb-austin-cunt-draws-down-on-b/

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snuggs316 58 points ago +58 / -0

they say she's quad, but she's actually a paraplegic; she has the use of her arms. but he left her on the side of the road in her wheel chair to run to join the mob beating on a car. the "quad" reference is strictly an emotional string for the left to tug.

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 29 points ago +29 / -0

Fuck being accurate. Whatever makes it sounds super bad and whips up emotional responds

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RabidZoo 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's a fat liberal bitch. Now she's a single, fat liberal bitch.

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snuggs316 23 points ago +23 / -0

i don't. i did watch an "after-action" vid of a witness....sjw using her water bottle like it's a mic and this is the moment she's been rehearsing in the mirror for, all her life. she said the woman was quad, that garrett was her "partner" (not husband) and caretaker for 10 years. she also said they'd been out there for 50 days and this was a "drive-by shooting" bc "we took to the streets."

so that's all i know, and probably half of it is maybe true.

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Mr_Pink 13 points ago +13 / -0

I make it 1/3rd true at best, but the important thing is that he won.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Roommate = The Bull

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memewar_pepe 2 points ago +5 / -3

Pretty sad, that women lost her care-giver. She was not the one firing that AK47 and not one to stop him either.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's been part of a violent protest for the last 50 days. She would be happy to see you and yours in a wheelchair. Even the Buddhists know you can't lie down with a mad dog.

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Nonehundred 32 points ago +32 / -0

I wanted to leave a witty comment, but the absurdity of this pic has overwhelmed me.

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MW23232 17 points ago +17 / -0

There is more absurd to this picture. There is a "cart" on the back of that bicycle, where a couple of people could sit. So IDK what the purpose is. Kind of like a rickshaw and the driver gives people rides around Austin, for a fee? Or just "personal" use of some sort?

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aconcernedtroll 11 points ago +11 / -0

These are common in a few cities.. they're called pedicabs- usually electric assist and they make money driving drunk people around that don't want to take a regular cab. Usually the people that drive them are incredibly "colorful".

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can confirm.

Source: Have ridden in them to get all around Key West. Very colorful.

My late father, a member of the Greatest Generation, told me that in his time, the term often used to describe was musical.

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aconcernedtroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

I lived right behind a garage for them. Some of those guys were definitely not all there- very friendly though. Better than being stuck working at Goodwill. And a lot of the color and rambunctious personality was a way to sell rides.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, that's exactly what it is. I saw those the last time I was in Austin. Most of them had "Keep Austin Weird" stickers on them.

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's kind of an Austin taxi. A rickshaw, if you will.

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lmao 4 points ago +4 / -0

you should see the video.

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LoneStarDangler 25 points ago +26 / -1

The Honk is strong with this one.

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wakadon 24 points ago +24 / -0

antifa soldiers are mostly made up of trans people and pedophiles.

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AnointedVisions 20 points ago +20 / -0

Antifa has a pedophile problem.

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AnointedVisions 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's because antifa has a pedophilia problem.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

/s But... the ancient Greeks were accepting of pedophelia! So is Islam! Any opposition to pedophilia is oppression! rrrrRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! /s

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I_no_asshoe 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is what we get when Burning Man is cancelled for a year.
Posted by a 10+ year burner

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residue69 10 points ago +10 / -0

The sparkle ponies have escaped containment!

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DiscoStu 16 points ago +16 / -0

I've spent five minutes trying to think of something insulting or clever to say about this picture, but I'm afraid it's beaten me. I really have no words.

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Orwellian_Scholar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Which episode of Little Britain USA is this? Matt Lucas looks to have put on a few pounds...

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Shadowreaper07 8 points ago +8 / -0

Xerl's, Xerl's, Xerl's

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HotMustard84 8 points ago +8 / -0

no mask??

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Arwyn3x 8 points ago +8 / -0

A long time ago my drug loving cousin said that the Indians who used to inhabit that area stored all their civilization in some, crap - I can't remember. Some 3rd dimension or something. He said LSD helped you see it. When I rolled my eyes he said why do you think all those hippys started dressing like Indians.

Inexplicably that memory came rushing back when I saw the mega-ton ballerina on the bike,

Kangaroos and elephants are dancing on the lawn ...

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah? But who cares what prize fighters have to say?

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Warren_Puffitt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Okay. The Rodney King riot in LA was disturbing enough, but at least those riots had Rooftop Koreans in the mix. Bicycle Trannies? I'm. Out. Fuck.

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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Junosu 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not Mrs, Garret, silly. It's Joe Scarborough.

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KakarikoKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure that's how Jim Carrey dressed in Ace Ventura when they needed him to sneak into the mental hospital. Coincidence?

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AnointedVisions 8 points ago +8 / -0

AV 1 and 2 were such good movies, also dumb and dumber

It's a pity Jim Carrey ended up so deluded by TDS.

Or maybe Epstein tapes

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KakarikoKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was also a huge In Living Color fan. Weird. Being a white kid growing up in the 90s watching great entertainment while not caring, let alone even thinking about, the color of the actors' skin.

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AnointedVisions 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was back in America's prime when we all were just doin our thing

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GeneralBoobs 6 points ago +6 / -0

At Jos A Bank, you're gonna like how you're booked. I guarantee it!

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

that's mens wearhouse lol

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

This whole thing is a circus.

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Edward_Teach 6 points ago +6 / -0

People are beaten for wearing MAGA hats. Yet this, this is totally fine!

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Fairshakeplz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not racist! I love Tootie!

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AnointedVisions 8 points ago +8 / -0

He needs to be put on "having a job"

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raybiker73 5 points ago +5 / -0

Officer uses Quarter Pounder Value Meal. It's super effective!

TRANNYSAUR is stunned.

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cops should get an extra year of service added on to make up for 2020. Rioting Cycletroons?

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Yeah sir, yeah, got a fat guy in a dress on a bike. Yeah, fat guy, in a tutu, on a bike with a little basket on the front. Sorry sir."

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man hands. The weirdest thing about mtf trannies is that they're trying to pass as women but they wear clothes that the average seven year old girl wouldn't wear because they're too baby-ish. REAL women don't wear pink tutus and stretch sequin tank tops.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am I the only old fart who immediately thought you meant this Mrs. Garrett? https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0705989/mediaviewer/rm1536608512

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ThePowerOfPrayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. You're not alone.

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

How... as a cop... can you possibly keep a straight face while body slamming this?

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is Austin, right? It's normal there.

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DoctorTran 4 points ago +4 / -0

dam these fats are out of control.

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ziplockbag 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I saw her at Burning Man.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jos A Bank really on the cutting edge of viral marketing to the millennials

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makemyday007 3 points ago +3 / -0

For who the bell ding-a-lings.

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Whyyesyesiam 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people look like the nightmares on an insane person.

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mumblenuggets 3 points ago +3 / -0

Behold! The Democrat.

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Auroraalpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait that's her? I thought she was a quadriplegic?

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Spark-001 3 points ago +4 / -1

I feel torn, on the one hand I don't want to celebrate someone's death, on the other hand, who the fuck stops a car and points a rifle at the driver in the middle of sometimes violent protests.

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

it's best if you dont think of Antifa rioters as people anymore. they arent worth sympathy if they get popped. perhaps sympathy for their parents but many are somehow proud of what happened to their kids

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Spark-001 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I realize that life is not going back to normal for many people until something is done about these types. I think we should attempt to approach it with solemnity but you know, doesn't seem like that ever really happens.

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my_sides 3 points ago +3 / -0

no thats mrs. krassenstein

sorry i had stuff to do last night like sleep, little late to the party

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Talk about clown world...

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send that thing to GITMO already!

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GottliebPins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat Bottom Tranies Make The World Go Round

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Ssue1216 2 points ago +2 / -0

No words-

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Coopster 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can't see it in the picture but it's a tricycle towing a flat bed wagon. She is from the coroner's office to pick up the body.

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PAfem4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can it get any more fantastical??

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aha my fukn stars that title. When "lol" means exactly that