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Mega_MAGA 49 points ago +50 / -1

They should spray indelible ink so the rioters can be identified afterwards.

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TexasPiper 20 points ago +20 / -0

Underrated comment

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Headline_Correction 9 points ago +9 / -0

and someone wins the internets in one comment :-]

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PinochetIsMyHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been calling them landwhales, but I guess calling them hippos works too.

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White-tailed_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vegetarians, massive size and very aggressive? I guess it fits...

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ThomasJefferson1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can their beach friends join in?

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Ralph-RaccooN 17 points ago +17 / -0

some places put a stunk smell so your stained for days. I think its the IDF.

hey its called skunk, how creative. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_(weapon)

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago +5 / -0

However, when tested in India, the product failed miserably:

We used it on a captive crowd consisting of CRPF personnel and general public. But they managed to tolerate the smell without much difficulty. [...] Those who can ignore [the] smell can drink the liquid also.[9]

go figure

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm thinking napalm. Napalm sounds like a more permanent solution.

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jason73ug 29 points ago +29 / -0

that thing is awesome. it could clear the streets of rioters,put out fires and give those dirty hippies a bath all at the same time

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Headline_Correction 13 points ago +13 / -0

its a social justice applicator

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LordP 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wow...this thing is so over the top, it’s amazing 😍

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AnointedVisions 10 points ago +10 / -0

Spray-cation

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Doochebag 9 points ago +9 / -0

STOP!!

My erection can only get so hard...

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freedom_bigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

How do I get to use one of those?

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TrumpSteak 6 points ago +6 / -0

That looks like a lot of fun.

Shoot the commie!

Win a prize!

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Nadlers_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Unidentifiable stormtrooper” super soaker!

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six5_SMK 5 points ago +5 / -0

They took the average height a soy boy could chuck a brick and doubled it, smart.

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Birdwatch488 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAN a water canon!?!?! Check your gendered language bigot!!!

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Azarak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I must admit that I am seriously disappointed over the lack of use of water cannons to wash away these rioting vermin.

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Loki_was_right 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a thing of beauty. Where are these being used by law enforcement, and where do we need to contribute to get these deployed in Seattle and Portland?

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AppalachianTactical 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where is the wood chipper?

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Randomite 4 points ago +4 / -0

The water cannon part seems redundant if you're just looking to clear the streets.

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Headline_Correction 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's to clean up the remaining covid detritus, it's sanitary

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Pappy_Gunn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Many years ago, on some Canadian Air Force base, there was an exercise. Military personnel in civilian were simulating violent protesters. On airbases there are neat fire trucks with water cannons. Some shithead Lt ordered the firefighter to turn that water cannon on the protesters. And actually fire it. It was glorious. Said Lt did not endear himself to the local Wing Commander by this feat, but at least he proved he wasn't some limp dick. The end.

(It did make an unholy mess, as there is foam in that water)

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be an interesting vacation.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like another cannon on the back

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Headline_Correction 3 points ago +3 / -0

it need a giant plastic pepe head around the juice squirter

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Magaman_2 3 points ago +3 / -0

SPRAY ALL DAY

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tomkat2104 3 points ago +3 / -0

BEHOLD!!! THE WATER FALL OF JUSTICE!!!!

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hotdogsforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Bill we like to call this one, 'The Scraper,' just put her in Drive they go to dead from alive"

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

DON’T GO CHASIN’ WATERFALLS

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

... but walls dont work ...

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CaliPede24601 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit I nearly shot lemonade through my nose when I saw that. It’s beautiful!!!