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Slartibartfast1 114 points ago +115 / -1

Seems like a waste of a good shit.

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SoldierofKek [S] 59 points ago +59 / -0

Trust me dude, if I've been eating eggs, I can make the most foul gasses you've ever smelled. But eggs stop me up so I'll get that laxative and PFFFFFFFFFFFFF...smells like raw sewage for soy boy.

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Lady_MaGa 25 points ago +27 / -2

Eggs and prune juice should work just fine.

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HighPedeEnergy 25 points ago +25 / -0

A warriors drink!

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DrCowboyPresident 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kek

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Cledus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek for those who know where that’s from. 🤣🤣

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SoldierofKek [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rofl. Worf!

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dont forget a bag of apricots!

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HighEmergy 19 points ago +19 / -0

haha diarrhea go pfff

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha diarrhea also go brrrrt

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SnowflakeJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he isn't going to enjoy one cent of it

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ChicoDusty 94 points ago +96 / -2

use your time for something more productive. rid your mind of low hanging leftist trash. live your best life.

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RichardKimball 51 points ago +52 / -1

Agree. He's gone. Forget him. The battle for freedom continues.

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TurdFerguson 13 points ago +13 / -0

Agree, but if you happen to be driving by...

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pookiee68 6 points ago +6 / -0

Burt, is that you?

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HEXEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name checks out

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SoldierofKek [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

gimme ape tit for 500.

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Thermopylae_MMXX 6 points ago +6 / -0

this, there are so much better things to do with your time & energy

build, create

“The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.” -Marcus Aurelius

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pmurTJdlanoD 42 points ago +42 / -0

If anything, this makes it a slap in the face to the family. They'll raise, what, $100K? And they'll always have a numerical value for what their son's life was worth to a bunch of communists.

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DrCowboyPresident 26 points ago +26 / -0

Money is money. The message is the point: cause mayhem and you will be rewarded.

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pmurTJdlanoD 12 points ago +12 / -0

I understand that Communists are subhuman, but I'm not sure I see parents pushing their kids out to get killed so they can make a quick buck, nor do I see children going out to get killed on purpose for their parents to collect money. It's degeneracy all the way down.

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DrCowboyPresident 13 points ago +13 / -0

They don't always get killed. This one happened to.

They reward mayhem.

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

The family may be rewarded.*

Garrett won +P hollow points.

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vicentezo04 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they won't have to pay off his student loans anymore...

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VetforTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

68k is 67,999.00 too much

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Clevelandbrownie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Actually I think it's like 100,000.00 too much, fuckers should pay the dude that had to put soyboy down

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mastayoda420 1 point ago +2 / -1

At the very least it should go to paying his legal fees because you know even though it was fully justified liberal DA's are still gonna charge first degree murder.

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KMacsBinder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus it will likely move them to a higher tax bracket and they will also lose any government benefits due to the extra income.

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8bit_mixtape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well that's been established a while ago now

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spicy_deluxe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best case scenario the victim (guy in the car this terrorist was shooting at) sues his estate for assault and collects the money.

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SoldierofKek [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's possible. Nick Sandman already sued these scum. They guy should get Robert Barnes to defend him. That guy doesn't need a law library because his brain is one.

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coinneach007 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope they don't forget the funding that is supporting these traitors.

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Irish_Wolfhound 34 points ago +34 / -0

If he were even remotely better at handling his gun, that driver would have been dead. Clowns like him exist across the country. This WILL happen again and it very well could end differently next time.

What can you do? Prepare for the coming war. Get yourself sorted out, otherwise your comments on his GoFundMe won't matter much when someone just like him takes you out.

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supermagafragilistic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some day someone will get fed up and pull another Las Vegas and drop scores of them. If it starts happening at every riot the riots would all but stop.

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NavyGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your god damn right we could. US NAVY doesn't fuck around.

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a chance. Lel

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spicy_deluxe 3 points ago +3 / -0

They want that to happen before the election so the media can cry about either "Trump's gestappo" or "crazy right-wing extremists". Really it's the left-wing media that needs to be shut down before any progress can be made.

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SentryS 3 points ago +3 / -0

If media went dark the entire globalization movement in the United States would cease to exist.

Their entire power dynamic comes from their induced mass hysteria.

Once people are no longer plugged in, they will be free from the control.

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Kronder12 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope not. In fact, expect the Left to pull a Maidan Square to try to incite a revolution and blame it on white Trump supporters.

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Shit___taco 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good luck. 10 week waiting periods

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Dirk_Diggler 12 points ago +12 / -0

It already has happened. His name is Danny Pruitt.

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Ironball 32 points ago +32 / -0

Go fund me cancelled the fund raising for the mama who was killed saying 'All lives matter' but this MF gets to keep his?

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SoldierofKek [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sounds like a protest in front of GoFundMe is in order

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hit_backspace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Protest? Nah, it's time to get dirty and use the left's tactics against them. Riot at every single leftist institution and set their buildings on fire.

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CodeMonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left's riots have been a massive red pill for the country. Starting our own riots is the dumbest thing we can do right now. We need to win the culture war by breaking the left's stranglehold on the education and entertainment industries.

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spicy_deluxe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drag the commie sociology professors straight out of class and redacted their fucking eyes and redacted them with gasoline and redacted!

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Chiliad5 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe that's incorrect. https://www.gofundme.com/f/jessica-whitaker

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Ironball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome. I had seen elsewhere they had shut it down. I am happy to be incorrect. Thanks pede.

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chipitin 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well time to get this gofundme shut down like they do conservatives.

To whom it may concern: Your site is actively promoting donations to family of a domestic terrorist that tried to kill an innocent driver when a mob attacked him. With keeping his page up, does gofundme support funding of domestic terrorists?

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I_Used_to_be_me 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure to add in his fully semi automatic assault rifle he was brandishing, even on video beforehand. Does go fund me really support gun violence and military grade weapons?!?! Shockedpicachu.jpg

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Nothinberder 19 points ago +19 / -0

Corn, lots of corn

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COnDEMnED 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don’t drink it until you’ve arrived at the grave. Best advice.

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SoldierofKek [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

I really wanted to comment, but of course they wanted at least 5 dollars. I don't even want to give this faggot 5 dollars. 1 dollar is too much, but of course you have to donate to comment, which is what I'm really after here.

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BigIslandFrog 14 points ago +14 / -0
  1. Lamb, cabbage, garlic for dinner.

  2. Ex-Lax for dessert.

  3. Tell 'em you're from San Francisco if they get upset that you're dumping in public.

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +10 / -2

A dirty oil driller, too, big surprise there.

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JaquesoCheese 8 points ago +9 / -1

*comeuppance

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spicy_deluxe 2 points ago +2 / -0

So all we have to do to bankrupt him is to make enough martyrs. Hmm.

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Grillervative 7 points ago +7 / -0

Magnesium citrate. It works fast, and thorough.

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YUUUUGETURDS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haribo sugar free gummies are a tasty way to force shit from your body.

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YUUUUGETURDS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks shipmate! I was too lazy to link that myself.

Yes, yes I did just shipmate you. . .

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NavyGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shipmates for life. Former ABF 2 here. You?

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YUUUUGETURDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Former DC3, U.S.S. LKC and VRC-30.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

PCU-CVN-77. T.A.D. washington and stennis.

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YUUUUGETURDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got any good WestPac sea stories. I've got a ton of literal shit stories.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was on the Washington when it burned. Was a pretty nasty fire. Mostly got covered up. That's a long story. I was T.A.D on the John C. Stennis (CVN 74) when they were filming transformers. They flew the cast and crew out for a few days of filming. Shia lebeouf was a immature man child, megan fox was a stuck up bitch. They couldn't get off the ship soon enough. Tyrese Gibson was cool ash shit though. He convinced the captain to let him stay on the ship an extra week and basically give the whole ship a weeklong swim call and a steel beach party. He was in the galley chillin playing cards. It was almost like he became one of the crew.

Saw a guy get stabbed in Rio Brazil. Almost drown on copacabana beach. Got to see the Chilean palm forests. We got stranded overnight in Santiago Chile when the barge sank because of large waves. They gave up trying to get us up the faintail ladder when a dude got his leg broke. So they marched like 1500of us from the pier up to the Chilean navy training base for the night. Hung out them guys all night by their big ass swimming pool.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eat two cans of creamed corn the night before.

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footinmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go fund me is a money laundry scheme to pay off leftist militants and martyrs. /changemymind

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Gobberwarts 5 points ago +7 / -2

GoFundMe cannot be used to benefit those who are charged with serious violations of the law.

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RandoMando2A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eat lots of corn first. You can turn your ass into a legal automatic weapon.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, eat some corn to add to the texture.

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Kaarous 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you want to defile his grave, I suggest pouring concrete dissolver on his headstone.

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Bandana_Jones 4 points ago +4 / -0

All the money in the world won't bring little hero boy back. HE started it, the other guy finished it. Liberals wouldn't cry ONE tear if one of us died in a similar situation.

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raybiker73 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would almost be worth paying $1.00 to mock and ridicule him right on the GFM page...

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Made_in_Michigan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wear a Kilt and some throwaway shoes.

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SoldierofKek [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the funniest part is they would think I'm stunning and brave for wearing a dress.

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Vassteel 4 points ago +4 / -0

eat tons of tacobell bean burritos all day before ya go, bring electrolytes with ya stay hydrated.

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Comeuppance, although I like your version. It's folksy.

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Oudbob 3 points ago +3 / -0

sounds like a good time for a colonoscopy

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat lots of broccoli, asparagus, hard boiled eggs, and drink some shitty beer.

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XZLR8N 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pay a dollar...leave a comment...seems like a fair trade

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hardball 3 points ago +3 / -0

Personal responsibility is dead in this country. The man played a stupid game, lost the game and everyone is jerking their cocks and shedding tears because he got ventilated.

America is sick with emotional self-indulgence.

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2KEK_Chigurh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat corn before and after the laxative, then you’ll have bookends to know when it’s done.

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bixnood 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, my advice is use salt and make to where nothing pleasant will ever grow there, instead.

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antimatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just gotta take more out so they run outa funds.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its okay. I donated -43,526.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP

Taco Bell bean burritos extra hot sauce

Del Taco bean burritos extra beans

Burger King Chocolate Shake + Cheeseburgers extra cheese

McDonald's Mocha Frappe + Laxatives

Wait 30 minutes and do the deed.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Email checks out.

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SoldierofKek [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good eye

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behemoth887 3 points ago +3 / -0

how quickly the libs do a 180 spin on "white male = hitler"

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Spacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

chocolate laxatives are the ticket because they don't taste half bad and work rather well

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AfraidOfBigMike 3 points ago +3 / -0

What drooling retard donates to this shit?

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat a whole box of Cracklin’ Oat Bran too. . .

Just to make sure.

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BananaWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

if you poo on the grave you will leave dna. Just get dog shit from off the street and then put it on his grave.

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indigofor45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes My advice to you is to count all the blessings in your own life and be happy. And consider the money his family gets as consolation for their loss. And don’t wreck your frame of mind being pissed about it. Just focus on being the best American citizen you can be.

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monskiactual 3 points ago +3 / -0

grab his tombstone and lean back. That way you dont shit on your pants... And Bring some wet wipes. you dont want to be walking around with an ass full of shit. He isnt worth it.

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MidwestNorsk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ginger reparations. 🤣