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posted ago by faxandu ago by faxandu +22 / -0

I have to go out in public and Ohio has this new BS mask mandate. Can someone please tell me the abracadabra words to jedi mind trick this shit?

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Raindrops1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am exempt due to a medical condition.

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kell_of_kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. I was just in a store who had a song that said all people who enter must wear a mask. But then at the check out, there was another sign about how if you have a medical condition you don’t have to wear a mask and that (this is the kicker) it’s illegal for them to ask what your medical condition is.....which makes any mask “law” completely useless.

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Magamom2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a medical condition

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YaBoiJacob 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a gun

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escapeefromMA 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my area maybe 1 in 10 people are wearing a mask going into gas stations and convenience stores or dollar generals. We just ignore the signs no problem.

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

I use a worn out POS temp mask from my VA - all the exhaled air goes to my ears and not my eyes. It is perforated and trimmed in ducktape.

Fun idea of late:

I have a green oxygen tank backpack w/ the nasal feed line - I could cough and wheeze like I'm dying for effect.

I also have a Russian nerve agent mask and body suit with double canisters and hoses along with the aux. green O2 tank system. Remember Andromeda Strain... I'm in green though.

The aforementioned and my radiation sensor systems should clear out Traders Joe's or Sprouts in quick order.

Ok, Ok, the gear is marginal surplus... used it for a few Halloween walk-ins before stripping the hot mess back to the car.

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MikePorter42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just say no

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