Unfortunately, young Gilligan is in the hospital after impaling himself on the seat post of his stationary bamboo bicycle after the Professor converted the bike into a primitive Peloton exercise cycle using the ship's portable FM radio. At least that's what Gilligan told the doctors when he showed up with bloody buttocks at the ER on the weekend.

The Skipper is despondent after a failed attempt to ferment coconut milk to get Ginger sloshed and drop her standards (among other things).

I'll give both of them your regards.