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AsaNisiMAGA 49 points ago +51 / -2

That's not curvy. That's fat. Curvy used to mean big boobs, bubble butt, AND a tiny waist. We need to take back that word. It's been totally degraded. This is curvy:

https://youtu.be/uf_qJRwM4CI

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sustainable_saltmine 34 points ago +36 / -2

so tired of them using the term "curvy" for "fat/obese" there are no curves there just rolls of fat. this is more what curvy means https://i.maga.host/jYjvX0d.jpg wider hips and all but still toned, no rolls of fat

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any more pics for..... you know. Research?

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GeauxTrump20 23 points ago +25 / -2

Morbidly obese swimsuit model? isn’t that like a oxymoron or something?

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trumpORbust 10 points ago +12 / -2

No swim -- float only

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LurkingForTheWIN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not in clown world!

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canadianhere 23 points ago +23 / -0

I miss Kathy Ireland.

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South_Florida_Guy 52 points ago +52 / -0

And now we have Kathy Island.

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Hillarysudders 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bbbwwwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Arwyn3x 8 points ago +8 / -0

OMG you're quick.

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Harambe2k 18 points ago +19 / -1

And this hoe still has just her face in her profile pic. As much as she tries to virtue signal fat acceptance she still wishes she wasn’t a land whale.

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came in here to say this

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usdodsgssog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mask shaming good!

Fat shaming bad!

Hypocrisy of the left, as usual.

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bagabond 10 points ago +10 / -0

What are the tastes of men the buy the Swimsuit Edition? The exact opposite of all these diversity hires. So who do they think is going to buy it? A bunch of intellectuals or antifa types? Um, doubtful. That’s why this stuff doesn’t make any sense. The editors are just doing it to make themselves feel good. Meanwhile, the actual product won’t sell for shit. Is that doing your job well?

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TankedCommandeerer 12 points ago +12 / -0

What they think will happen: Controversy causes increased sales of the magazine as more people become aware of the brand.

What will actually happen: The last few thousand sports enthusiasts that were subscribed to the legacy media's physically printed monthly magazine "Sports Illustrated" will finally remember to cancel their auto-pay subscription.

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canadianhere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Controversy causes increased sales of the magazine as more people become aware of the brand.

Comic books know this well. Superman sales flagging? Kill him off. Thor sales flagging? Make him a girl. It doesn't matter if it makes sense or it's what fans WANT to see. It's just "CCC" - controversy creates cash.

With that said, CCC is always a short term solution but bad in the long run.

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bagabond 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha totally. Spot on analysis.

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ugrantgettys 9 points ago +11 / -2

Dang son. She is strapping on the feed bag LIBERALLY!!

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ugrantgettys 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love that. Gonna use that hoss! Thx

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ugrantgettys 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahahahaha

If the oatmeal too thick, you must acquit. Found this in replies.

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Hillarysudders 8 points ago +10 / -2

They’re getting lazy. That’s just a beached whale. They just slapped on some colored tarp and took some pics.

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Butthurt 7 points ago +8 / -1

I’m sorry boys, would totally bang.

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Butthurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol every time I see big girls in these threads I’m like: https://images.app.goo.gl/vDiWMCzZWRw2KiA29

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, I used to love some Diceman back in the day! He was doing great until that bitch on SNL started acting all butt hurt and offended. I feel like she was the beginning of this whole "poor me, I'm offended" movement.

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heck yeah! Never turn a big girl down - that might have been the best you ever had.

She has a beautiful face.

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

She looks like Chrissy Tiegen ate Chrissy Tiegen

spez: a word

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Deplorable1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good made her an 8/9, but she apparently really loves food.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +7 / -2

If this is what it means to be brave, then I am proud to be a coward.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's wrong with hot GILFs?

I'd rather see an issue filled with hot grannies than one with "pretty trannys" and land whales

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Brookes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well bless your heart, what a sweet thing to say. Us granny pedes can certainly hold our own against this little hippo!

Told my husband if I ever got that fat to just hold a pillow over my face at night.....he just winked at me! Looks like salad for a week!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

We would never abandon loved ones because they succumbed to the ravages of time LadyPede.

If you want salad then by all means do but real men love different than that!

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhhh what a lovely thing to say. This is why us lady pedes adore our manly men pedes.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think there actually may be an older lady (56) in this issue.

Here you go:

https://www.startribune.com/sports-illustrated-taps-model-who-is-56-and-stands-5-foot-3/571850501/

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RohdKill_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am ok with this... just not Weiners! I like my girls plump!

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Norwayhastrolls 4 points ago +4 / -0

I doubt bomber crews would have painted her on their b17s.

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Snowflakeslayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to but every swimsuit issue. Didn't miss one. Then came the fat girl acceptance. I hesitated but bought it. This year it arrived (FiL got me a subscription). Thumbed through it once. Saw trannies, fatties, and xers in wet suits. Went straight in the trash.

It is a shame. I have to assume this is an effort to force men and boys to accept trash instead of treasure.

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AT_Finn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who the fuck is buying this garbage?

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TheHolyMonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. What. The. Fuck. There's also a tranny in this year's edition too.

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Trumptastic88 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am taking a stab at branding like GEOTUS

HUNTER MCGRAVY

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pubestache 3 points ago +3 / -0

No sane person buys this shit anyway.

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lo_there 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty face, but you see they edited her rolls at the edges, also...her bikini bottom is so high to prevent grips FUPA from flapping around.

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wrongaddress 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least doesn't have a dick.

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Dank21 3 points ago +4 / -1

Personally I love bigger girls. I still agree with the common consensus of beauty as I'm still in awe of the goddess Melania, but I cant help but love me a girl with some meat on her bones. But at the end of the day you do your thing and I'll do mine

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Guarman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree and love then all. When I look at myself in the mirror, if a girl is willing to allow me to lay on top of her for 3 minutes, who am to judge....

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

3 minutes - I just about spit my drink out!!!! People here crack me up sometimes!!! Love it!

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Tip-O-Matic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I totally agree - everyone is different, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Truth_Cipher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her head is as big as Chrissy Tiegans.

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

she would be really hot if she thinned down

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's curvy and then there's whale blubber morbidly obese.

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anthemstander 2 points ago +2 / -0

This looks like a photo you'd put on the fridge to motivate yourself to stick to your diet. Not a centerfold one.

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HoneyBadger32 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do these people have to ruin everything? Anything straight men like to do is constantly bombarded with people who are envious of what we have and want in. It's either envious girls wanting to join the more fun boy scouts, or fat and ugly woman wanting to be lusted over. People think blacks are the most oppressed in the United States, try straight males.

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QuantumReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think she's hot. She would be hotter if she's was skinnier but def would bang.

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Pineline 2 points ago +2 / -0

What model all I see is a picture of a beached wall

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BunnyPicnic 2 points ago +2 / -0

SI was awesome back when cell phones were razrs and Nokia's and I had 5mb internet. But who looks at that issue anymore? Who is it for?

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KAG4Life2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG I thought this was a shitpost....

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Shitsbrokeyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who's buying copies of trannies and fat chicks? Nothing more than normalization of degeneracy and unhealthy lifestyles

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RiverRunnerVDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Friar_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trying to appeal to the BLM crowd.

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Brookes 1 point ago +3 / -2

Damn, if that’s considered curvy I’m good to go. I’ll be the grandma model they need!

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Remanys 1 point ago +3 / -2

Return to the ocean you whale

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Dialectic 1 point ago +3 / -2

CLOWN WORLD INTENSIFIES

funny thing is that the left could probably be convinced to start banning porn everywhere because of all the thin attractive girls. I’m not on board with bans but unplugging society from porn for a few minutes would be beneficial!

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g-money 1 point ago +3 / -2

How much packing tape was used to pull the gut taut and hide all those rolls?

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Friar_Pede 1 point ago +3 / -2

You think they had to airbrush the ketchup from her face?

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Brickwell 1 point ago +3 / -2

In woke culture you get to be a super model without putting in any work at all.

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Winner2020 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'd take a fat chick over a tranny anyday. And yet, still, that's a no from me dawg. 🤡🤡

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MakeEntsGreatAgain 1 point ago +3 / -2

This is what's wrong with society. Giving fat people the opportunity to be seen as beautiful will encourage younger folks that being fat is ok, instead of pursuing healthier lifestyle choices. Being fat is NOT ok, it reduces your health and your lifestyle. But all of the soyboys will eat this up.

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Winner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spot on. Unfortunately a significant number of kids are really overweight and you're an asshoe if you point it out. I remember growing up "the fat kid" was an outlier. Now, dropping my kids off at school maybe 30% or more of the kids I see are on the heavy side.