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DoesItWorkAlready 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'm pretty sure the Israelis cheered and made jokes when Goliath fell.

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure they were just Jews at the time.

But ya know, fuck that Goliath guy anyways.

"Nephilim Half Breed Ass Hat. Not even worth being smited by Hashem!"

"He was a Mook! I've taken fig filled dumps twice as big as that bum!"

"Taken out be a Shepard Boi? We all knew he was really a Sodomite."

Those Goliath Jokes were found in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

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DoesItWorkAlready 1 point ago +1 / -0

noice

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had-to-chime-in 3 points ago +3 / -0

the dude was no goliath