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gthog61 65 points ago +65 / -0

These people don't realize they are freaks. They all have that look.

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magastrophysicist 45 points ago +45 / -0

Get this look yourself!

  • Trendy full-frame round black glasses: $200; without prescription: $250
  • Woman's sweater: $35
  • Button-up short sleeve pink shirt with extraordinarily small buttoned collar, no tie: $52
  • Rat's nest hair: free, just don't shower or use a comb
  • Patchy beard: also free, just have very low testosterone
  • One-sided smug smirk: also free, just be a smug asshole
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gthog61 14 points ago +14 / -0

positively smashing!

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DeepWinter 12 points ago +12 / -0

• The smug self-righteous of feeling superior to every cisgender white Christian male (despite having critically low testosterone levels): Priceless

There are some things money can’t buy; for everything else there’s PrimaryCard.

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pepe_giving_okay_hand_signal.gif

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pink-moonbeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

You forgot vegan diet and lots of soy.

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I try always to forget soy exists.

But yes, you are correct!

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hah. Tried going vegan. Never been so sickly in my life.

Eggs beef and dairy. Feel 100%

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. We were meant to eat meat, dairy, fruit, veggies. Veganism is a death cult.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has it down cold.

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canadianhere 53 points ago +54 / -1

Imagine being so arrogant that you think you can kill God.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 25 points ago +25 / -0

Even if it worked, you’d have the “you killed baby Hitler so WWII never happened” butterfly effect on history times about a billion. Literally entire civilizations exist solely because of Christians

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bills_gash 13 points ago +13 / -0

He returned to Islam being the dominant culture and Industrial Revolution never having happened ...

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes to #2, no to #1. That’s the butterfly effect thing again. Islam basically started out as an extremely heretical version of Christianity, so no Jesus means no Islam

Most likely scenario OP returns to is Europe being dominated by pagans with maybe some Jews sprinkled around various places. The age of colonization never happens because the people never see the need to leave the continent (or maybe don’t have the ability to do so. Seafaring is dangerous if you don’t know where you’re going). Come to think of it, the rise of Islam was one of the main reasons the eastern Roman Empire declined. Without that, we may still be Roman to this day

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pagans were the most advanced ship sailors before christianity caught on (See history of Norway)

Rome for sure would have stayed in power longer.

But really, this dork couldn't kill Jesus even if he had a time machine and modern smarts. First off his glasses would have to be removed or be instantly spotted as an outsider and killed for it.

And then what? Is the half blind soy boy gonna beat a man to death? HA that chump couldn't do shit lol He would most likely starve to death 2 weeks in anyways.

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Modus_Pwninz 40 points ago +40 / -0

Some people hate Christians more than they love what Christianity-based Western Civilization has done for them.

Folks, I do not know faith - but if I have to choose between living amongst only Christians or living amongst literally anyone else, I'd choose Christians. At least they believe themselves accountable for their actions, fuck...

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Dashmoomoo 22 points ago +22 / -0

As a Christian, I'll take that a compliment. Cheers, pede.

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Modus_Pwninz 23 points ago +23 / -0

I used to rail against Christians in my youth, but one of the best examples of a man I know is a Christian and with everything going on...shit, I clearly must have been wrong.

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MsAnthropic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Same - I used to think Christians were well-intentioned but misguided. Now that I’ve seen what the alternative is, I think I’m the one who was wrong.

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DeadOverRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Welcome. - Jesus

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TomJustice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Luke 15:11-32

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all about growth. Take that as you will. Wwg1wga.

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MsAnthropic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to think that. But now I think the evidence is pretty clear that doing that means you’re removing the foundations of a house and expecting the house to remain unaffected.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

I believe Jesus’ work as a carpenter would give him much better upper body strength than this soyboy.

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socal_maga 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know what...?

This sums it up.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Satan's minions

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telepathic_pepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Health tip: Edginess is not an adequate replacement for healthy testosterone levels

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chuckie_cnote 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a piece of shit!

Of course, he doesn’t have the BALLS to say anything against the “precious” Prophet Mohammed!

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Linespaced 13 points ago +13 / -0

For $50K a year in college tuition, you can listen to shitlibs like this foam at the mouth and tell you how you are oppressing everyone.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 13 points ago +13 / -0

I mean, the Romans did actually assassinate him. And look where that got them.

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brutustyberius 9 points ago +9 / -0

At the behest of who?

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thehacker4channel 12 points ago +12 / -0

George Soros when he was 9 years old.

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Cardinalix 2 points ago +3 / -1

Underrated comment. Made me laugh.

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catsfive [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Pharisees

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ShiffsDeadHooker 4 points ago +4 / -0

((()))

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BillboDickens 9 points ago +9 / -0

Epoch Times has a video series on YT called the "How the Specter of Communism is Controlling the World" where one of the arguments in the series is that Satan is trying to destroy humanity and Christianity by pushing communism which, coincidentally, is polar opposite to Christian values and morality.

I gotta say, I'm starting to believe it.

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Eowyn_Rohan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too.

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Tx50bmg 9 points ago +11 / -2

My daughter was just talking about some of the "holier than thou" girls at her school, and how they would pick Jesus as the person to travel in time to meet so they could talk with him.

"He doesn't speak English! Idiots!"

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Dashmoomoo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just to be contrary; I bet he speaks all languages. :p

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catsfive [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not in human form, tho

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what, like he can speak Greek, but only in chipmunk?

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Tonofbricks 9 points ago +9 / -0

So you acknowledge Jesus was a real person - got it

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nickybops 7 points ago +7 / -0

i am gonna go off on a limb an say he wouldnt last a minute back then in that environment, straight from year 2020 AD.

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xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny because mine would be Muhammad.

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thehacker4channel 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Anti-Semitic White professor discusses plans to assassinate middle eastern austere religious scholar.”

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 7 points ago +9 / -2

In a sane society, people like this would be locked up in a mental institution.

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JamesBond007 4 points ago +4 / -0

..or shunned as a misguided dweeb

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NationalFervor 6 points ago +8 / -2

The Jewiest Jew who ever Jewed.

Works for a University, "Philosophy of Religion", no less. (No doubt while being atheist himself) "Political Theology", "Psychoanalyst" (lol) and to top it all off, he openly wants to assassinate Jesus and calls Judas 'heroic'... And I'm not even mentioning his appearance. You can't make this shit up! Not every.. single... time.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +4 / -2

"Tim" ain't a Jewish name.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timothy? Really?

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JeremiahKassin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Timothy was born Greek to a Jewish mother. It's a Greek name. Dude's probably Germanic. Dutch or German.

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NationalFervor 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just said he was born to a Jewish mother, then said he's not Jewish? Do you even know what Jewish means?

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JeremiahKassin 0 points ago +1 / -1

BIBLICAL Timothy. Not this one.

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LurkingForTheWIN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow this faggot apparently specializes in religious studies and...psychoanalysis??? Isn't that kind of the blind leading the blind??

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knightofday 6 points ago +6 / -0

What an absolute raging cocksucker

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Honkey_McCracker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meh. We already know what actually happens when this fool meets Jesus. EVERY knee shall bow, for Jesus Christ IS Lord!

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Pres_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

So Edgy.

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wowie, 2020 just don't stop rollin'.

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time travel to kill a literal god who created the universe and can raise from the dead. I say go for it. I could use a laugh.

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istrucktheboard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Locked his account, naturally, but at least he has a sense of humour: his trap now reads "Tim has repented; now he wants to save Jesus.", even if it's done with a smug shrug.

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ProtectFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Account doesn't exist now.

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istrucktheboard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess that sense of humour was soy deep.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I recall the story of Satan's temptation of Jesus correctly, it is implied that any real threat to Jesus would result in massive intervention.

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Eowyn_Rohan 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the F***?!!!!! Why is this embodiment of evil teaching our children?

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bills_gash 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. Jokes on him because he be murdered before he ever got there looking white as he does.

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not Muhammad? That guy literally beheaded legions of nonbelievers to his false narrative.

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like how completely useless his diplomas are outside of a liberal college.

Prob works at Starbucks part time for the benefits. Has a gf that likes to peg him because it's progressive of some shit but he really enjoys it.

Prob gives someone AIDS after a meth propelled night of experimenting.

Prob getting it all in prison since he looks like an Antifag that would make a great hood ornament.

I'm sorry my posts are so dark. Thank you The Donald I would never be able to vent like this anywhere else

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Smashsquatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pray for your enemies.

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proDeoEtPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Urgh what an ignorant dick.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately for this guy, many tried and failed. Jesus died when he was ready.

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Scroon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Idiot. They tried that already. Didn't work.