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julianReyes 212 points ago +212 / -0

Underrated post.

More historical humor needs to be rampant here.

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slangin_paint 12 points ago +12 / -0

Maybe the needle is just skipping

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're in a 2000 year loop

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Meatbank84 62 points ago +62 / -0

Not only that they will give modern day Barabbas gold plates caskets and beyond the grave fame.

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memewar_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah the left's idiols/martyrs don't last long. Their whole ideology is a fickle slippery slope.

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WassermanSchultz 40 points ago +41 / -1

2nd coming soon?

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CalamityFox [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

2000 years after his death is only a few years away.

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IllKissYourBoobies 5 points ago +5 / -0

?

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CalamityFox [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

Christ was killed about 33 A.D. 2033 is just around the corner and it feels like a lot of the end times things the Bible says matches up with today's culture.

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RegularAmerican 27 points ago +27 / -0

I turned 33 a few months ago. I knew this year would be a shakey one.

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slangin_paint 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nice try with that unassuming username, Jesus. I'm on to you.

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EpicPede 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus is an American. Haha I've seen that on a sticker or t shirt

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. It's kind of fun until you get too deep and forget that.

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ThunderSizzle 11 points ago +15 / -4

Because WW2 was a walk in the park compared to today.

Or being eaten alive in the arena by lions in Rome.

Or being murdered by Germanic tribes when trying to evangelize them.

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DuplexFields 10 points ago +10 / -0

Actually, He was about 33 years old, but born in 4 BC. Since there was no Year Zero (it went from 1 BC to AD 1), He was crucified on Passover of AD 30. That gives us ten years... seven of which will likely be the Antichrist, Satan’s pseudo-Messiah. Watch world events in 2023, see if anyone is hailed as a great savior by the woke masses.

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CROMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I keep thinking it’s Obama as antichrist and GEOTUS is our Savior

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DuplexFields 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, Jesus is the eternal savior. But you're close.

Think about it for a second as if you were watching a Terminator movie. Satan can read the prophesies in the Bible and he can watch time war sci-fi. What better way to convince the world that a pseudo-messiah is the real one than by having him defeat someone everyone thinks is history's greatest monster? Polarizing political figures are the easiest to do because the polarization continues long after the inciting incident.

No, Trump is one in a long line of pre-Antichrists; the real Antichrist will probably defeat the final fake very publicly. That's why I've always feared for Trump; the math suggests the real Antichrist will show up in 2023 or 2022.

There is one bright spot. "Nobody knows the day or the hour, except the Father." There's a long history of apocalypse math being wrong, and I doubt I've found an exception. That said, some of these verses even endorse the idea that there will be a string of people considered to be antichrists.

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DuplexFields 3 points ago +3 / -0

The first chunk of Revelation is letters to the churches around AD 70 from Jesus explaining why they’ve failed in their mission to change the world.

After that, Jesus shows the Apostle John our future. There’s a meteor that kills a whole bunch of people and a comet that poisons the seas. There’s oppressive governance by a worldwide regime that makes it illegal to worship Jesus. There’s a system of economic control where you can’t participate in commerce without the devil’s sign on your wrist or forehead. And while the world is hailing this guy as the Messiah, he’s prepping the world for takeover by Satan.

Three and a half years into his reign, he does something that makes it obvious to the Jews that he is not their Messiah, and we’re told to pray that this doesn’t happen in wintertime for the sake of the refugees fleeing Jerusalem. Wars like we’ve never seen before happen, Babylon (Baghdad) gets nuked...

And God starts punishing the wicked directly. A plague that lasts six months of terrible agony but doesn’t kill people. Famine, war, death.

Many Christians think we will be teleported to Heaven en masse before most of this, but many (including my church) believe it’ll happen just before Jesus returns and slays the Antichrist, white-haired and riding a white horse, looking like He stepped off a prog rock album cover or an airbrushed conversion van.

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montominco 8 points ago +8 / -0

Calenders were off a few years. Jesus was probably born between 3 and 5 B.C. So maybe we are looking at 2028 to 2030. Mark chapter 13. Get ready pedes. Memorize everything and keep watch.

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RadMaxBTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maranatha

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Forgototherpassword 13 points ago +13 / -0

Barabas led a rebellion. They expected the Messiah to free them from the captivity of the Romans, but they forgot that they were constantly in captivity because of their sin and rebellion to God. They first needed to be saved from themselves, or the cycle would repeat. So of course they chose a violent man over one who preached love. Even though the time of his coming was foretold.

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ThePatriotGames2016 6 points ago +6 / -0

"WE HAVE NO KING BUT CAESAR!"

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brokemyknife 10 points ago +10 / -0

fuuuuuuuuuuck good point. are we caught in a loop?

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NegativeRainbow 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hell is repetition."

Can we break the cycle or are those who are in power going to take us on another spin?

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trozz 4 points ago +4 / -0

The cycle of Fire and Dark continues...

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ljsilver0000 59 points ago +59 / -0

"CANCEL HIM!" They cried

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Trump2024 34 points ago +34 / -0

You'll never carpenter in this town again!

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EpicPede 10 points ago +10 / -0

And then he built the greatest kingdom ever know to man.

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IllKissYourBoobies 13 points ago +13 / -0

Holy shit.

Kek.

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namenottaken 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then the Roman government terminated His account for violating their terms of service.

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ERansom 36 points ago +36 / -0

Timely post but lets thank Christ that he let the mob take him. He had all authority to stop it at any time yet allowed the mob to act out their unrighteousness so that he could be ours.

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AmericanJawa 8 points ago +8 / -0

With God in command, there was no way Christ wasn't going to be crucified.

If Pontius Pilate hadn't been the kind of man willing to let it happen, then someone else probably would have been there in his place instead.

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Ssue1216 23 points ago +23 / -0

Well done!

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DarkMemeDuck 21 points ago +21 / -0

He was healing people all over the country, too.

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CalamityFox [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

They liked the healing, they could not understand that he came to save them from sin, not the Romans. Our biggest problem is ourselves and Christ saved us from God's warth.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 7 points ago +7 / -0

His healing became highly politicized, with the Temple Elite deep state saying it was highly dangerous!

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont use hcq guys you die

Go on these ventilators instead

History does repeat itself

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AsaNisiMAGA 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is excellent.

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yaboi619 20 points ago +20 / -0

this is powerful. History always repeats itself, it just manifests in different ways

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NegativeRainbow 9 points ago +9 / -0

"The people change, but the Characters remain the same."

-Negative Rainbow

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SendThemBackToCanada 2 points ago +2 / -0

Powerful words.

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Marble68 20 points ago +20 / -0

Totaly shared

Agree with @julieanReyes - underrated post.

This is red pill ammo.

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ljsilver0000 19 points ago +19 / -0

Proconsul Donnus Lemonous looks on, approvingly. "What do you expect? The man acts like he's perfect."

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dixond 13 points ago +13 / -0

...The more things change, the more they stay the same...

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Mostprobably 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just re-watched the Passion Of the Christ - forgot it was about a man getting beat for the entire 2 hours.

And his last words were: “Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.”

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CalamityFox [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Close his last words were "It is finished"

Mankind's sin debt to God had been paid in full by the sacrifice of Christ.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

a man getting beat for the entire 2 hours.

Not sure I could watch it. Mel sure like his torture.

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CrewmanInRed 12 points ago +12 / -0

And they had planted agitators in the crowd to ensure it!!

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Brofistula 11 points ago +11 / -0

He was actually about to let Jesus go free.

During that holiday it was customary to release a prisoner the ppl wanted free.

The people wanted jesus free until the jews wrangled the crowd into wanting some other guy free.

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Given that everything started and was carried out through the night, one might even question whether most the Jews wanted him crucified or if it was just the Sanhedrin pulling the strings.

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Comntrinchief 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is a powerful meme OP. Props!

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Pappy_Gunn 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Governor didn't want to do it. JC was set up by those controlling the mob.

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ThePatriotGames2016 9 points ago +9 / -0

the same people rioting are likely the same people that say that Bible isn't relevant anymore.

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PhilipeNegro 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cool - now do the one where he turns the money-changers' tables over and whips them on their way out.

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Spotlight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Our Lord and Savior also Based Western Civilization Merchant.

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RadMaxBTD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who shall I release to you? Jesus, King of the Jews or Barabbas the riotous murderer?

We are clearly back in the days of spiritual darkness

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AJ333 5 points ago +5 / -0

History may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme..

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Scroon 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's a Republican governor too.

Also, most of that crowd would have been Democrats.

https://www.pewforum.org/2013/10/01/chapter-6-social-and-political-views/

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VenomSnake69 1 point ago +1 / -0

King Abbot after a bar opened against his command.

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Svelte_Jurist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ecce Homo

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NorthAfricanViolet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give us Biden!!!

Shouted the crowds of people scared of the hope President Trump embodied...

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Baba_OReilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Ecce homo!" "Behold the man!"

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VenomSnake69 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a beautiful painting.

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 2 points ago +2 / -0

The PURCHASED woke mob.

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maga_maga_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Kek!

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faplesspotato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Behold, the first based conservative martyr.

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RepublicRob 1 point ago +1 / -0

History has a funny way of repeating itself.

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STILLVOTINGTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUMP 2020 dictator perpetuo

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Trump2024 1 point ago +5 / -4

Not cool, man. Not cool at all.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +6 / -1

Is this blasphemous? I think OP is making a good point, with lots of analogies possible

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm making comment that THIS is not cool: Governor hands over innocent man to mob because he criticized the woke culture of the city

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mjmcwilliams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus wasn't innocent; he attacked the money changers at the temple.

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memewar_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Powerful meme!

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epium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is Barabbas!

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heavy.

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DeusVultPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice!

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +1 / -0

This should be the new top post.

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BunnyPicnic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't Pilate basically let the mob decide Jesus' fate?

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