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Pepe.was.his.namooo 151 points ago +151 / -0

This guy looks like he knows how to take it in the ass. He'll be fine in federal prison.

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TraeSnoozy 96 points ago +96 / -0

Why does he have a tattoo of a dick on his face? He's just asking for prison rape.

I feel bad for these guys. If he'd grown up going to church, learning how to court a lady, he'd probably be a proud father by now. Instead he's a constant reminder why you should never vote for Democrats.

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zettapede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Does the other tattoo read "be kind"?

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h203h 21 points ago +21 / -0

i think it reads "weird" so he's or she is just a psycho snowflake just like most of them

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Moltar 4 points ago +4 / -0

It reads MmBhind

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it looks like "something...bird".

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's "Freebird"

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Trooph-Hurts 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it reads “I’m Innocent” :)

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ausglitsch 7 points ago +7 / -0

kinda looks like a crayon. idk about a dick, but i can see why someone looking at this briefly might believe that

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Unhappymeal 5 points ago +6 / -1

Your comment is so 100% dead on accurate to the highest degree. Based as fuck.

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FlimboFlongins 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a dye job. It will be gone before he hits the Pen.

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FlimboFlongins 22 points ago +22 / -0

He looks very Mentally Stable.

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TillaMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

See? Where did he get this 'blonde' bleach job right before shooting at cops? Is that his usual hair? Although it must save the MSM some effort in photoshop for it to be accomplished ahead of time.

And what Dem politician or military brainwash psychologist's kid is he for the charges to not be minimum 10-year aggravated assaults with a firearm and attempted murders?

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Freaks are into weird hair dye jobs, and peroxide bleach is very inexpensive. It's all over that culture. He's a street kid of some kind, face tats give it away in part. Heroin Involvement/ Usage wouldn't surprise me. We don't know what the Mitigating Circumstances are, or the detailed facts of the case. The DA of course has the option to file Additional Charges. Let's see how the facts of the case shake out.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep! Lmao also we need the party of crime flair back mods! It would be PERFECT for this post. Thank you!

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ausglitsch 4 points ago +4 / -0

i second this request

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it really was great. So was nasty woman and out out out! Let’s message the mods guys

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Gwoz8881 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hopefully he gets life in federal pound me in the ass prision

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shit he probably already has a GoFundMe page and will be out of jail in the morning.

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Long_time_lurker 16 points ago +16 / -0

There's a dick on his cheek already and he's not even in prison yet.

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HistoryInvestigator 9 points ago +9 / -0

permanent mushroom slap

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ausglitsch 8 points ago +8 / -0

i'm honestly impressed they got him alive

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MAGAHEALER 77 points ago +77 / -0

why no attempted murder charges?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 58 points ago +58 / -0

Bc the victims aka the cops weren’t house robbing holding gun to pregnant women’s bellies crackheads like George Floyd and criminals like Michael Brown

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ausglitsch 11 points ago +11 / -0

100% ^

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ThunderCuntHillary 29 points ago +29 / -0

That was the first thing I noticed. It makes absolutely no sense that there is no attempted murder charge. How in the flying fistfuck does a person get away with doing a drive-by that specifically targeted police officers....hitting two of them.....and insanely only be charged with "first-degree assault, armed criminal action, and unlawful use of a weapon". This piece of shit blatantly tried to kill 4 officers. His motive/intentions are clear as day. What an absolute joke.

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

there's an open war on police officers in the country. these are Democrat foot soldiers. Republicans need to start fighting back

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Registered 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't want to be a cop in 2020 and beyond.

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SpezisaRetard 17 points ago +17 / -0

My thinking exactly

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SemperFidelis231 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because this happened in St Louis. The prosecutor there is bought and paid for by Soros. She's a real piece of shit.

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Constitutionalist_73 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does the name Kim Gardner ring a bell?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Great minds think alike! 😁

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it’s a tattoo!

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omegapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

hahaha see my comment before started scrolling

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d_bokk 10 points ago +10 / -0

dick and no balls

Might be a tattoo that's suppose to look like a bullet.

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The_Girdle_of_Kirk 5 points ago +5 / -0

all meat and no potatoes.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully it was a cop's artwork.

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't seem happy about it.

Hope it was the wounded cop.

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chinita_atx 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's open season on cops because dems have allowed it.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

100%. All this blood is on their fucking hands!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Here is a comment from a pede on my first draft of the post: Iamnotademocrat1 moments ago +1 / -0: This is what happens when you let the criminals out of the prisons.

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lo_there 19 points ago +20 / -1

One problem I have with body cams is that prevent appropriate application of justice in rare instances. This guys head should have been turned into a canoe, but now he's gonna bleed resources for decades, would have never been taken alive back in the day.

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mugwump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Body cams have also saved countless cops asses and proved many shoots to be clean. Just give the cops a few years to adjust their tactics, they are smart patriots.

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tom_of_rj_fame 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%. "Hands up!, Don't shoot" ???? Ring a bell. Getting shot by the cops is winning the litigation lotto --> but not with body cams.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Great point man I agree! It’s way harder for police to use lethal force nowadays. It is putting our boys in blue in danger. Dead cops will come from all this racist black superiority shit getting pushed by BLM and all the brainwashed & blackmailed media + celebs

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that car thieves should be treated like horse thieves used to be, but here we are in a society which doesn't even execute traitors anymore.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep!!!!!!!! As Tucker said tonight

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559throw 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sanpaku eyes. Every fucking time

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep! Paging Adam Schiff and all the other serial killer psychopaths

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tom_of_rj_fame 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Schiff had a son . . .

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like the sick puppy he is. I agree!

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Icanteven 12 points ago +12 / -0

Something tells me he's probably going to buck against the CO's when he's in jail. The jails goon squad are gonna love him something tenderly lol edit: continued to shoot at pd while running? this dude is lucky to still be breathing

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mugwump 4 points ago +4 / -0

CO's don't wear body cams and can blame it on other criminals.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Facts he’ll be fucked a ton and if it wasn’t for this George Floyd shit he would’ve been long dead by now!

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daty_dato 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's got a face made for prison.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Something tells me he’s sucked a lot of dick and taken a lot in the ass

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, but he has only just begun...

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MAGA_____bitches 11 points ago +11 / -0

He looks like a peaceful protester. you guys are just racist.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao facts. Liars like Shaun King claim shit like that the white dude w the ak-47 was a peaceful protester and unarmed which is a 100% lie!!!!!!!!!

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RussianBotWithNoID 9 points ago +9 / -0

He already had two face tattoos. What could make it worse?

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cops accidentally dropping him face down in the gravel, from the second level of a parking garage, repeatedly.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or being released to Bill De Blasio. His daughter looks disgusting 🤢🤮

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Qwikphaze 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like his job as a corporate accountant is over. Hopefully, his professional workplace will be able to get by. /s

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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JackCovfefeHays 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just a wild guess: maybe meth was involved?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

100%. Paging Andrew Gillum

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Guarman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dont want to assume anything but this guy seems like a real jerk!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah dude I heard he was a Rhodes Scholar out of Oxford!

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B4size25paper 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, they didn't release ALL these felons for nothing. Covid played is its role, Democrats planned this in advance, in concert with China. This is all a very advanced psy-op.

VOTE IN NOVEMBER. FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD, VOTE.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re fucking right! I’m hip! All of this has been part of a planned attack by the CHICOM this whole time!!!!

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eupraxia128 5 points ago +5 / -0

Death penalty.

A fair trial should take two weeks. The appeal should take one week. Then execute the terrorist.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about forced hard labor for life like the Soviets did?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah that’s too easy. Excruciating physical work for the rest of his life like the Stalin labor camps

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you bro! Fair point ab the cost, that’s what I thought too. Yeah we need to execute the son of a bitch.

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snuggs316 4 points ago +4 / -0

is that a penis on his left cheek?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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MixedBlacknWhite 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was on his way to Dindu U to get his education

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like such an upstanding gentleman though

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂 yeah he seems like a good fellow who contributes to society. Isn’t he the one who volunteers at the orphanage?

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FightGoodFight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poster child left-winger.

What does he do for a living that allows that shit on his face?

McDonalds doesn't even allow that.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s a professional drug dealing vagrant

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Qwikphaze 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he has a tattoo of a penis on his face.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes he does

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WhereIsMiKeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just another Joe Biden voter.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like a pussy

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MikeVicksAstrologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit he's 23 going on 55. Heroin and meth REALLY fuck you up bad, huh?

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Ivleeeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good cops are going to leave in droves leaving a vacuum that will be filled with who? Likely leftist activists.

So the question is, did they plan it for this reason or is it just a lucky coincidence?

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UnitedWeStand 3 points ago +3 / -0

The blue were one of the last institutions that, though maybe not in a majority, did have a proponent to favor the Right. Thats why they were attacked.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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DookieJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that...is that a tiny penis on his cheek?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes it is lmfaooo dude’s brain must be fried like chicken 🧠 🐔 🍗 🐓

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ProudAmerican1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Face tattoo = instant retard

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RandallSavage 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN anchors unable to sleep due to persistent erections after reading about this. This is their dream come true.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfaoooo facts this is their wet dream and true sex fantasy. You phrased it perfectly

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +4 / -2

On my 1st draft of the post ▲ 1 ▼ –Hugh 2 minutes ago +1 / -0: I'm impressed how many words were used describing this without saying where in MO it happened. Seems like a pretty basic detail

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ICUP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did they take him alive. He’s actively shooting at you with a sawed off shotgun. Turn that boy into Swiss cheese

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Rob_Belmonte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if he surrendered, complied, and wasn't actively resisting, kind of illegal to shoot and kill him at that point.

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Ingrid_Cold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Firing a gun towards fuel tanks...

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another unhinged piece of shit weaponized by the Dems.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +4 / -2

On my 1st draft of the post: ▲ 1 ▼ Modus_Pwninz 1 minutes ago +1 / -0: How do you not get even one attempted murder charge for this?

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MakeAmericaGreat9 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks stable.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those eyes...

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coinneach007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those police officers showed saintly restraint.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂 yup his body is ab to get tornnn up. Rip to his soon ravaged asshole!

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letrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude looks excited for anal sex.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Last one from my first draft of the post: ▲ 1 ▼ –FullAutoFlintlock 5 minutes ago +1 / -0: pavement ape

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LightLurker 2 points ago +3 / -1

This guy looks middle eastern. Wonder if “peter Webb” is his original name or one he assumed 🧐

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Important questions.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hussein al-Delicto...

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why he have a penis tattoo on his face??????

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OrangeElvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he shot at four cops with a sawed off shotgun and only hit one in the elbow and another in the knee than this dumbshit was way too far away. Sawed off barrels spray out wide like crazy and dont do much damage far out. Lucky someone didn't lose an eye, but this guy should get removed from gene pool on principle alone for being a complete dumbass.

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

why arrested, thats what bullets are for

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

To make him suffer for life

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

On my dime?

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omegapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a penis tattooed on his face?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep!

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PaintchipGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take him out back and deliver an ocular cavity shot.