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Pepe.was.his.namooo 151 points ago +151 / -0

This guy looks like he knows how to take it in the ass. He'll be fine in federal prison.

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TraeSnoozy 96 points ago +96 / -0

Why does he have a tattoo of a dick on his face? He's just asking for prison rape.

I feel bad for these guys. If he'd grown up going to church, learning how to court a lady, he'd probably be a proud father by now. Instead he's a constant reminder why you should never vote for Democrats.

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zettapede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Does the other tattoo read "be kind"?

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h203h 21 points ago +21 / -0

i think it reads "weird" so he's or she is just a psycho snowflake just like most of them

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Moltar 4 points ago +4 / -0

It reads MmBhind

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it looks like "something...bird".

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's "Freebird"

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Trooph-Hurts 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it reads “I’m Innocent” :)

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ausglitsch 7 points ago +7 / -0

kinda looks like a crayon. idk about a dick, but i can see why someone looking at this briefly might believe that

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Unhappymeal 5 points ago +6 / -1

Your comment is so 100% dead on accurate to the highest degree. Based as fuck.

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FlimboFlongins 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a dye job. It will be gone before he hits the Pen.

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FlimboFlongins 22 points ago +22 / -0

He looks very Mentally Stable.

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TillaMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

See? Where did he get this 'blonde' bleach job right before shooting at cops? Is that his usual hair? Although it must save the MSM some effort in photoshop for it to be accomplished ahead of time.

And what Dem politician or military brainwash psychologist's kid is he for the charges to not be minimum 10-year aggravated assaults with a firearm and attempted murders?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep! Lmao also we need the party of crime flair back mods! It would be PERFECT for this post. Thank you!

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ausglitsch 4 points ago +4 / -0

i second this request

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it really was great. So was nasty woman and out out out! Let’s message the mods guys

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Gwoz8881 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hopefully he gets life in federal pound me in the ass prision

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shit he probably already has a GoFundMe page and will be out of jail in the morning.

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Long_time_lurker 16 points ago +16 / -0

There's a dick on his cheek already and he's not even in prison yet.

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HistoryInvestigator 9 points ago +9 / -0

permanent mushroom slap

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ausglitsch 8 points ago +8 / -0

i'm honestly impressed they got him alive