Probably the only way to keep it from getting stolen by an illegal in that shithole city.

Comedian Adam Carolla tells the story on his podcast how when he was a contractor in LA he had his truck stolen so many times he finally just installed a hidden kill switch to the fuel pump. It was carbureted so there’d be enough gas in the float bowl to start it and drive a few hundred yards and that was it. He would walk around a few blocks if it wasn’t outside in the morning and find it parked on a nearby street. Can you imagine?