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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +7 / -0

29 likes, brah.

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

meh, the Romans did it for him. what's the big deal?

Romanes eunt domus

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RMR57 36 points ago +36 / -0

Problem glasses give him away.

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stonetears4fears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or...hear me out...don’t sign him up for any evangelical emails or tell the Mormon church he’s interested in converting and would like more info

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Kavantar 1 point ago +1 / -0

So to the tiny shoulders

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MrTrumpsWildRide 31 points ago +31 / -0

Greetings, fellow white people.

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synd1050 4 points ago +5 / -1

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. He's 100% a pedo.

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yourbrother 26 points ago +26 / -0

Snedikers have been assassinating Jesus since the beginning of time.

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Dirk_Diggler 25 points ago +25 / -0

Just like a liberal. Given the impossible gift of time travel, and the first thing they can think of is murdering someone. Thats the most narcissistic, sociopathic, psychopathic thing I have ever read.

Liberals are timelessly petty. Given a 2000 year jump to make improvements, killing someone is the first thing they can think of.

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Fabius 15 points ago +15 / -0

What's funny is they're tacitly admitting that Jesus existed.

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +5 / -1

Atheist here. I have no doubts that Jesus lived and even spread a message. I just don't believe the claims in the supernatural sense. Although, that could change if I had a 2K year time jump backwards. Maybe, the supernatural stuff did happen. But I certainly wouldn't go on a mudering spree, even if I could verify it was untrue.

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kekdream 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd go back to November 8, 2016, go to the same MAGA party I went to that night, find myself, and bust out laughing with myself when I tell myself Trump wins BIGLY. And then there would be two of me walking around drunk on election night blessing the tables and bar patrons with the Powers of MAGA.

Edit: Would also tell myself to stock up on toilet paper and hydroxychloroquine for 2020.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +4 / -1

And ammo....buy puts in December 2019 for March 2020

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HHornblower 21 points ago +21 / -0

Right out of Central Casting.

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thunderpussy 12 points ago +12 / -0

No kidding. They all start to look alike after a point.

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SwampMonsterJesus 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like a knock off JJ Abrams.

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aaafirefly123 16 points ago +16 / -0

Honestly if I could time travel I would go to a number of places

1.) I would go to 1914 Germany and help them win World War I while simultaneously keeping America out of the war and ensuring a Bolshevik defeat in Russia following the Revolution.

2.) I would save JFK and MLK Jr. from assassination

3.) Ensure the Byzantines win the Battle of Yarmouk and/or the Battle of Manzikert

4.) Live in 1950s America on repeat until I die of old age.

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catatonic_frog 14 points ago +14 / -0

lol he deleted his account

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Halcyoncritter 2 points ago +2 / -0

aka I dindu nuffin

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highenergywinning 13 points ago +13 / -0

Universities are fucked

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had-to-chime-in 13 points ago +13 / -0

this guy wouldn't survive 1 day in life 2000 years ago

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Fuck_commies_2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

Super faggot

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Desert_Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ultra faggot!!

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MeanMisterMustardCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was expecting someone / something a bit more prance-y, but I still laughed.

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rastren 10 points ago +10 / -0

Its UC, its already been compromised

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wethedownvoted 10 points ago +11 / -1

money on both accounts being the same guy

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Strings_Pulled 7 points ago +7 / -0

Awww whyd he delete his account!

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Marshall 7 points ago +7 / -0

WAY beyond compromised. Full fledged participants is more truthful.

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chuck_norris 5 points ago +5 / -0

What would he use to get the job done, his pink dildo?

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Hotswaps 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh but wouldn’t do anything against Mohammed? Right, cool cool cool.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soy face.

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8bit_mixtape 4 points ago +4 / -0

so he wants to kill a black man?

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we found Pontius Pilate before he time traveled

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RMR57 3 points ago +3 / -0

One punch in the nose would have him running to mommy.

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plasssticman 3 points ago +3 / -0

His "Area" got the ....Psycho part right.

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Joeret 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s a 100% chance he’s gay.

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nowrongwrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he believes Jesus is just a man, then any number of other men claiming to be the Messiah (there were roughly 60 or so over the course of Israel's occupation by the Romans) would have taken His place and been the martyr that founded the start of Christianity. So his idea fails. And of course if Jesus wasn't just a man, then he would have been impossible to assassinate because he would have had divine protection, "theologically speaking":

Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:
'He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'" (Psalms 91:11-12)
- Matthew 4:5

So his idea fails again. This guy's a typical atheist chucklefuck that doesn't know what he's talking about even though I'm sure he claims to know more about the Bible and religion than any Christian.

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Picador_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

When Christianity is extinguished, the angry mob of Christless pagans will not hesitate to eradicate the Jews.

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

seeing how the woketards hate jews as much as christians your statement is accurate.

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Halcyoncritter 2 points ago +2 / -0

He does realize that if he were in that timeline he would die from an old illness his body wouldn't have any way to fight right? and what's he gonna kill jesus with? a rock? Go back to fucking kids Tim.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus never did anything wrong in his life!

I believe that Jesus is God (I am a Christian), but even if someone was not a Christian- why would someone hate a philosopher who taught love, peace, and other similar concepts?

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Edgelord who wants to kill God. News flash, commie, you can't pull a fast one on the Son.

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Satan himself could do nothing to stop God’s will.

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UnwaveringDefiance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, Christ’s ministry began at early childhood with his teaching at the temple so you are still at LEAST 10 years too late

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waxmyballs 1 point ago +1 / -0

like that candy-ass loser had the nads to assassinate anyone. you can tell that thing has been getting too much soy. wonder how much rogaine it had to rub on it's face to grow a beard.

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ThickCheney 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS DUDE really thinks he would even last a year in ancient times? Lol we’ll see what the chad centurions have to say.

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ChipahTss 1 point ago +1 / -0

He felt kinds embarrassed tweeting that he really wanted to lick muhammads ass

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Cornhusker94 1 point ago +1 / -0

Early life

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Eu-is-socialist -1 points ago +2 / -3

What a moron.

As someone who doesn't believe Jesus is GOD ... i don't understand what that would accomplish . The Romans would just find someone else to crucify and turn into a role model.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +4 / -1

It wasn't the Romans.

It was the Jews.

They didn't like him trying to reform their religion, make the priest class redundant, tell them their practices were pretentious, that they were hypocrites, and the like.

Pilate gave them a choice and they chose to kill Jesus.

This guy is saying he would do the same thing his forebears did.

Some of them STILL carry a hatred of Jesus and Christianity.

The Rothschilds and their ilk are still ticked off about his running the money changers off temple property.

Most Jews aren't like that, however. They don't carry such hatred in their hearts. In fact, most of them, I would say, either don't care much for religion or have a positive view of Christians.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pilate gave them a choice and they chose to kill Jesus.

Pilate was basically pleading with the mob like “dude, Jesus has literally not broken any Roman laws ever. Not my monkeys, not my circus” but the mob grew more restless and just needed him dead. Fortunately for us that was the one guy who had access to the developer’s console and just respawned

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Eu-is-socialist -1 points ago +1 / -2

The Rothschilds and their ilk are still ticked off about his running the money changers off temple property.

Only for his Followers to replace the money changers with their own flavor.

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Eu-is-socialist -1 points ago +1 / -2

Pilates could have told them to go fuck a goat ! PILATES WAS THE AUTHORITY . The ROMANS WERE THE ONES THAT HELD THE ULTIMATE DECISION.

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SwampMonsterJesus 2 points ago +3 / -1

And even then, the Romans were really ok with people practicing whatever religion they waned as long as they paid taxes, didn't cause insurrections, revolt, etc. Of course the Romans and the Jewish population had issues (because Jews are monotheistic compared to Rome's polytheism). Christians were persecuted for centuries until Constantine saw the Chi Rho sign in the sky (and later converted).

Whether you believe in a or multiple gods, or Jesus of Nazareth being the Son of God or a crazy preacher, the Romans just cared about making sure Rome the city was fine, and for them for years was polytheism.

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Eu-is-socialist -1 points ago +1 / -2

There were many Romans . Not all of them cared about the same things. And on top there was this cult of the emperor . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_cult_of_ancient_Rome

Its framework was based on Roman and Greek precedents, and was formulated during the early Principate of Augustus. ( Reign16 January 27 BC – 19 August AD 14 )

Funny isn't it ? That this guy reigned when Jesus was born ?

Also Funny.

Regnal name: Imperator Caesar divi filius Augustus (The Emperor Caesar, son of the deified Augustus,)

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SwampMonsterJesus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ah yes, let's have possibly the greatest Roman emperor create an Imperial cult for himself, only to decide to create an obscure Jewish sect centering on the son of an obscure carpenter to have future Roman emprerors persecute the religion that forms around him only for 300 years later to have an emperor make that religion become the official state religion of Rome. Makes total sense.

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Eu-is-socialist 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nope ... HIS OPPONENTS pushed and funded and lead and "obscure Jewish SECT" to subvert the EMPERORS DIVINE AUTHORITY. Of course the Emperor persecuted them since they were competing for the same SCAM !

This happened in a similar fashion during the reformation ... but the protestants didn't have the balls to do away with the scam completely. They were content to get out of the authority of the POPE.

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SwampMonsterJesus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh yeah that makes total sense! Augustus' opponents wanted to push a 14 year old Jewish kid from the province of Judea to the forefront of a religion to undermine Augustus, who died in 14 AD/CE, before Jesus of Nazareth even started his preaching. Great line of logic you got there, bud.

I highly recommend you read a book on the history of Rome since you really are lacking in understanding the fundamentals of basic history. I suggest SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome by Mary Read.

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Eu-is-socialist 0 points ago +1 / -1

Of course when you are a moron ... It makes way more sense that an idiot follower of a Jewish kid from the province of Judea , a fugitive and with no fucking power did it.

Now that makes way more sense. Christians never fail to prove why they are called a flock .

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SwampMonsterJesus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Never said I was Christian, bud.

But hey, keep thinking there was a vast conspiracy against Augustus to make Jesus replace him or whatever you are, and not that there were some people who followed a dude named Jesus, were caught up in his preaching, and then went to go talk about him and convert more people.