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Dirk_Diggler 25 points ago +25 / -0

Just like a liberal. Given the impossible gift of time travel, and the first thing they can think of is murdering someone. Thats the most narcissistic, sociopathic, psychopathic thing I have ever read.

Liberals are timelessly petty. Given a 2000 year jump to make improvements, killing someone is the first thing they can think of.

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Fabius 15 points ago +15 / -0

What's funny is they're tacitly admitting that Jesus existed.

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +5 / -1

Atheist here. I have no doubts that Jesus lived and even spread a message. I just don't believe the claims in the supernatural sense. Although, that could change if I had a 2K year time jump backwards. Maybe, the supernatural stuff did happen. But I certainly wouldn't go on a mudering spree, even if I could verify it was untrue.

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kekdream 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd go back to November 8, 2016, go to the same MAGA party I went to that night, find myself, and bust out laughing with myself when I tell myself Trump wins BIGLY. And then there would be two of me walking around drunk on election night blessing the tables and bar patrons with the Powers of MAGA.

Edit: Would also tell myself to stock up on toilet paper and hydroxychloroquine for 2020.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +4 / -1

And ammo....buy puts in December 2019 for March 2020

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