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MrMcGreenGenes 105 points ago +105 / -0

Who wants a second heaping helping?

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deplorablepepe4 7 points ago +7 / -0

Two scoops?

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trumpORbust 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two poops

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Flipbarryfromreddit 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump jr. posted the Bernie thing last night I’m already hip 😉

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DonaldTrump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Champagne socialist.

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VaPnut 13 points ago +13 / -0

No need to cook or prepare, it's a MRE for democrats

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Erikabodereka 19 points ago +19 / -0

She said you only have to eat half of it.

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OconusLurex 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most Bernie supporters and ex-supporters are well aware of Nina Turner and almost all the ones I know agree more with her than with Bernie. You don't have to do any of this demoralization campaign (in fact, it'll be obvious, obnoxious and counterproductive the same way it is when people try to do that here) -- the Bernie wing is already drowning in black pills and thoroughly demoralized.

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hai_Priesty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or at least rage-vote the Green Party again or if the BLM species, try to convince they must stand for Kayne the Black Man.

There are better alternatives (even if not that tasty) like leafy salad and hot spice compared to that bowl of sh1t.

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TheClassicalLiberal 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree. They need to vote third party. I often vote libertarian to move the overton window to the right: free speech; second amendment etc...

Although the libertarian party often pisses me off. I think these dopes think they can pick up the disgruntled free speech, hippy love-and-let-live, old-school Dems.

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nmipede 6 points ago +7 / -1

I often vote libertarian to move the overton window to the right:

C'mon now, vote for Trump supporting candidates. For once the old saw is finally true - this election is too important to throw away your vote.

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Wankerton 3 points ago +3 / -0

...Unless you live in California.

Still voting trump though.

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TheClassicalLiberal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. I'm voting for Trump. No doubt. I live in deep blue NY so it's not going to help much.

I'm basically talking about local and state races. Now, where i am the Republicans are basically a third party and have given up and become Democrat-lite.

If i lived in a swing state things would be real different.

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nmipede 4 points ago +5 / -1

You need to read it again, please. Vote for Trump supporters. Solid coalition of MAGA legislators and executives. Nothing else matters in this particular election. There's a huge silent majority that will be doing the same. Maybe enough to tip your state and local races. It's different this time.

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

'Dishearten Bernouts into not showing up'? Considering Bernie's poll numbers among registered voters 18-35 going into the primaries, and his absolute ass whipping in the actual primaries being a direct result of only 19% of registered voters 18-35 actually showing up to vote, I'd say it's money in the bank that the Bernouts will not bother voting.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hillary’s win was also money in the bank. Literally ask pelosi lol.

We can take no absolute this time. EVERYONE must do their part.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

If by 'everybody must do their part' you mean 'the Bernouts need to do what they do best, and stay home and bitch about everything instead of bothering to go out and vote', I'm with you 100%. I was just pointing out where some of the phantom support for Biden that shows up in the polls but likely will not show up to vote is coming from.

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Wankerton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know the forbidden fruit was a turd

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eddieblasphemy 9 points ago +10 / -1

2 scoops of course

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 scoops,

2 poops,

Biden/Token Character

🤣

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RosettaStone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would that be Hillary?

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tonightm08 41 points ago +41 / -0

Still think Biden is going to drop out and that his VP pick will take over. Since they are pushing to cancel all debates they are really trying to sneak a socialist into the WH.

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FightGoodFight 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think that's the plan.

Just wait for Hillary to be his VP and for Biden to die of 'natural causes' the day after 400 million people vote for him.

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is a problematic scenario from a constitutional perspective - provisions specifying who succeeds to the office of POTUS are all phrased in terms of a sitting president, not a president elect who has not yet been sworn in. Biden dying before being sworn in (obviously in the insanely unlikely scenario he wins legitimately in November) could end up with Trump remaining as POTUS.

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FightGoodFight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned something new today, thanks

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Comanche_Moon 4 points ago +4 / -0

After encouraging all the rioters and "protestors" to trash the cities over Black rights, I can't see the Biden camp picking any VP who isn't obviously Black. The Democrat handlers are smart enough to see that a White pick for VP would make a massive amount of Black voters stay home, or vote Trump. It also might cause more rioting.

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FightGoodFight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also Biden has said that he's embracing sexism and racism and picking his VP first based on their sex and race.

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operator1214 18 points ago +18 / -0

Biden's their half-dead meat puppet as it is -- his platform is essentially a wish list. The Dems have a bit of a problem: they have to court the really hard core Bernie bros (see: Project Veritas), who hate their guts; they can't let the same completely take over because they'll get eaten by the same because "liberals get it too".

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840726 6 points ago +6 / -0

This would guarantee a Trump victory. If what you say is true, the Democrats' strategy this cycle is:

  1. Push Biden in primaries to suppress Bernie's chances because no other D candidate could beat Bernie

  2. Give nomination to Biden

  3. Let Biden pick a VP who was either defeated in the primary or who didn't have enough appeal to participate in the primary

  4. Have Biden drop out and run the VP at the top of the ticket, even though the VP didn't have enough support from the DNC or D voters to actually win the nomination outright

What a dumpster fire.

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Spicy_maymay 11 points ago +11 / -0

I keep a couple packets in my pocket!

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MaoHatesSparrows 2 points ago +2 / -0

Communists have a long history of intentionally starving people. All of the communist famines of the 20th century were artificial, without Stalin or Mao the famines would have never happened.

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FightGoodFight 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden is everything they're against.

Biden is establishment. He's pro-war, he's a globalist who will outsource more jobs to China. Biden cares about the rich on the left, he doesn't care about poor people at all. At all.

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HuskeyG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't they say like 15 to 30% jumped to trump in 2016? I can't imagine they would go back now, so 6 that's already a huge chunk of dem voters not available to Biden.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

People who shifted to Trump because they shafted their candidate are not all completely on board.

My brother isn't the biggest fan of Trump, for example, but he voted for him "because the evil you know vs the one you don't" or something.

He lets the media influence him too much, despite knowing that it's bullshit and having me expose him to the bad they do and the good Trump does every single day.

He's a good person but he tries too hard to be moderate, despite calling himself more conservative during Obama's years.

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MAGAguitar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Essen die scheiße!

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Chuj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Schmecks!! Ja, genau!!

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GGRain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know, that depends on what MAGAguitar was trying to write in German.

  1. Eat this shit! Iss die Scheiße!

  2. Do they eat shit? Essen die Scheiße?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not a fan of chest shitting porn?

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Zytos 15 points ago +15 / -0

She ain't black then.

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Nothinberder [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

She will be when she gets done eating! 😂

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spaceghost17 13 points ago +13 / -0

How is Bernie relevant after having TWO elections stolen from his bitch ass?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's only stolen if they don't pay him. The DNC purchased the election from Bernie's bitch ass

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Whimpy13 9 points ago +9 / -0

"1 mansion is a home, 3-4 are statistics."

-B. Stalin

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

😝

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

But it's just a SUMMAH CAMP! Yeah, a 'summer camp' on a private, exclusive island inaccessible to the public, on Lake Champlain, with a separate servant's house.

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Damaged_Dirk 4 points ago +4 / -0

He wants them to think it was stolen, he was just there to get money from dumbasses.

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operator1214 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the Bernie supporters are needed by the DNC.

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Zytos 6 points ago +6 / -0

Had I meme skills: Left image: crying face bernie bro eating huge red pill but replaced with bowl of shit; right image: trump eating taco bowl with thumbs up. Maybe some Goya beans+Ivanka on there for good measure.

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

NGL, she kinda looks like she might have some experience in eating bowls of shit.

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FragrantDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why don't they get someone better, then? To me, they're running Biden because he's controllable and they can kick him out as soon as he gets in, but he's not getting in, so what's the point?

I am NOT looking forward to the attempted armed coup that's going to go down when GEOTUS wins 2020.... https://thepoliticalinsider.com/pelosi-threatens-the-president-one-way-or-another-we-will-remove-trump/

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they want to try for that attempted armed coup? Everything they've done of late has smacked of desperation and panic, so it wouldn't surprise me.

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HuggaMaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Vote for Trump, he tastes like a section of the freshest orange, he'll give us all good jobs and won't turn our country over to Communist Chi-Nah.

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like a whole trough.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Serving suggestion: Open container, place contents directly into trash receptacle.

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got fired because Joe thought she was Jewish.

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Grond999 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sen. Bernie Sanders’ campaign co-chair Nina Turner on Monday compared voting for 2020 presidential nominee Joe Biden to “eating a bowl of shit.”

lolz

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Phillysmackdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bernie bros know what a bowl of shit taste like? No wonder they get no refunds.

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BasedBoyScout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well shes not wrong.

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love it when the left eats itself. Those are the sweetest of leftist tears

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TheWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha the full quote is so good.

“It’s still shit” 🤣🤣

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KMacsBinder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she trying to say that voting for Bernie is like eating the entire bowl of shit, and she's just not satisfied with only half of a bowl from Joe?

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Wyopepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure this is Biden out here protesting. If he can eat a log of shit, so can Bernie Bros.

https://youtu.be/daEhQ5jwCLA

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WarpedSage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden takes on a "unity platform" and they still don't like him. Who could have seen this coming?

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

TWO SCOOPS!

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mostooge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voting for any commie is like eating a bowl of sh_t.

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Catinthehat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Controlled opposition to make Biden seem more moderate?

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

Possibly, but it could backfire. The DNC can't cater to communist wingnuts and then expect the centrists (or even many of the neolibs) to be on board, and vice versa. Hence the flopping and the flailing. Plus, a big part of their focus will be not on the presidency so much as Congress and state/local -- and even there, their very well planned strategy is staring to unravel...because they have to cater to communist wingnuts.

Get out and vote -- contrary to what all manner of news is saying, these bastards can be beaten rather thoroughly in Nov.; make it so.

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bon appetit!

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RiverRunnerVDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they will choke down that bowl of effluent and smile just to get Bad Orange Man out of the way of their communist revolution.

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drakts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to get on Gab.

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's twice now they've fucked Bernie and his Bros. Held back the results on super Tuesday, claiming they didn't have final vote tallies for California, when they did, and had they released them, they couldn't then also lie about how sleepy creepy sniffy Joe had won super Tuesday and given him the fundraising boost he needed to keep his campaign alive. Lied about Beto winning Iowa to stifle Bernie's momentum. I am disappointed that Bloomberg wasn't given the nomination, since nothing would be funnier than Bernie having to bend the knee and hand over his campaign money to a Billionaire.

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure that’s a good thing to them.

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

And socialism isn't?!

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AlphaOmega 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it has rainbow sprinkles on it.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Democratic bowl of shit, though!

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Don't count Trump out" is the title of the Atlantic article? I never did.

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VaPnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was suppose to be a compliment, they all love the taste of their own bull shit

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

WOW! She must not be black. The more you know!

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brsmith77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whereas voting for Bernie would have been eating the same bowl of shit, just with sprinkles.

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doodaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

So why oh why did Bernie capitulate?! Hmm.

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half a bowl.

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just imagine the brown saliva gushing out the sides of their mouths as they feast upon it like dogs.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bowl of shit for prez.

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DJT_MFer 1 point ago +1 / -0

So voting for Trump is eating the whole bowl?

Fill me up then.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

As if the guy isn't used to eating bowls of shit every time he votes democrat.