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RumDrummer 140 points ago +142 / -2

Man, that's worse than the kid eating poop.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 65 points ago +66 / -1

Especially when you realize she can't clean herself properly after taking a shit.

When Biden says "Smell my finger", for the love of God, don't!

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Southern_Belle 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Pope" Francis is apparently into that shit (pun intended).

Remember when people were talking about pizzagate and he weighed in:

Pope Francis criticized the media for having "the disease of coprophilia: constantly looking to communicate scandal, communicate ugly things, even if they are true... And since people have a tendency towards coprophagy, it can be very damaging,"

Coprophilia is the love of feces, usually to the point of consumption.

https://www.catholic.org/news/hf/faith/story.php?id=72393

Sounded like his "Id speaking than anything else.

And yes, I've heard stories. Not saying they are true, but I've heard stories about the fake pope and certain related indecencies he's taken. And it is a weird statement for anyone to make unless his Id was spilling his truth.

In my experience, nearly 100% of people do not have this tendency. Maybe the people Francis hangs out with are different.

I'll be so happy when that fraud is removed and some real holy people are in the Vatican. You'll have to fumigate that place, though.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

That seems like something nature should have down selected for. Should be deadly and take those people out of the gene pool I would think.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus just call this combo a B1-Abrams Tank, the china knock-off of the M1-Abrams.

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IllusionOfChoice 2 points ago +2 / -0

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MustBeTrump 27 points ago +27 / -0

BRING BACK FAT PEOPLE HATE

One of the defining moments of FPH for me was the post that described how most fat people literally can't wipe their ass and we're surrounded by fat shit stained losers that can't control their eating habits.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 28 points ago +30 / -2

I'm a Type 1 Diabetic from birth, meaning I'm forced to measure every calorie I consume, down to the milk I put in my morning coffee...

... For fuck sake, I know that 1/4 teaspoon of black pepper is 1.5 calories!

I run 4 miles per day to keep fit and slim.

I'm playing life on hard mode and I'm winning.

Most fat fucks just need to learn some self control and some respect for themselves and Jesus Christ.

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TDS_Vaccine 9 points ago +9 / -0

I used to weigh 300+lbs, because of a car accident gave me slipped and bulging disc's in my back. Took about a year, but I'm down to 180 and mostly muscle, good on you for beating hard mode! These fat fucks don't have an excuse, ever. Stacy Abrams just likes to eat too much, and I'm sure she is lazy as fuck too. I've seen her try to make an argument.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wow - sorry, issues with Google maps... yes, I run just under 4 miles a day, 7 days a week and I walk the same distance before dinner.

My initial quote was a major calculation error - sorry. Not sure how I fucked that up so badly.

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Grady_Wilson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm on the knee replacements.

For well over a decade I ran about 12 miles a day, 365 days a year, rain or shine.

My knees hate me now. They got so bad I had to ice them down after every run and it ended up where I had built up so much scar tissue in my knees that I had to go on meds to get rid of it.

I have tried to get back into running but my knees will hurt so badly that I can't step up onto the curb.

I've tried orthotics, and special shoes. Nothing works.

So now I just try to walk as much as I can until it starts to bother my knees.

I would love to be able to run 3 or 4 miles a day.

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RussianBot2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can relate. I am gaining weight just from breathing. Had to remove as much carbs from my diet as humanly possible, spending all my mornings on elliptical machine, May be I'm fat, but I'd rather die than I would be "can't clean my own ass fat".

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ComeysPrisonWallet 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sorry to sound preachy, but your body will get used to smaller meals and you'll feel awesome in no time, just as long as you exercises and eat three meals a day.

I recommend you discover how many calories you can eat per day and NOT feel hungry... and create your own cook book.

Perhaps 300 calories for breakfast, 400 for lunch and 500 for dinner.

This will FORCE you to learn to cook without oil, but once you "click" and "get it", you'll start enjoying the technical appreciation,

I recommend morning exercise followed by a strong coffee,a tall glass of water and a 250ml Up&go Liquid Breakfast style meal.

A maximum of 400 calories for lunch as a sandwich and a coffee... Counting all the calories in the mayo, milk, sugar and even the pepper.

A 400 calorie maximum dinner. This is far more than you'll need to feel satisfied and full, especially if you stop cooking with oil. Soups and Indian food is especially easy to cook without oil, so you can maximum the carbs.

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

Soups and Indian food is especially easy to cook without oil, so you can maximum the carbs.

Restricting caloric intake while exercising regularly and "maximum the carbs" is about the most perfect recipe imaginable...for gaining weight and remaining fat, unhealthy, and frustrated.

Eating fat (a) trains the body to burn fat and (b) shuts off the appetite.

Eating carbs (a) trains the body to store carbs as fat and (b) stimulates the appetite.

People who preach a 1200-calorie diet with restricted fat intake and add exercise are preaching guaranteed automatic failure—and regaining of any weight lost, plus more.

Humans are designed to eat MORE when placing physical demands on their body, not less. Virtually no one has the willpower long-term to sustain draconian caloric deprivation along with exercise, along with fat-intake restriction. Hence the well-known adage "Diets don't work."

The key is no longer a secret. It's not starvation, fad diets, counting calories, diet pills, exercising hours daily, or smoothies. The key is moderate exercise plus a low-carb, high-fat and medium-protein diet.

Please consider not spreading dangerous fake news dressed up as dietary science.

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ComeysPrisonWallet -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm sorry about your feelings, however I need neither your permission nor approval to eat healthy.

You have my permission to eat whatever you like.

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RussianBot2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm staying within 2000k per day, mostly protein, Myfitnesspal is the great app that helps me with that, 2000 is actually less that app recommended for my size/age, but i like round number. Can't do less than that, I tried, but other health problems come up.

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RespectMyNipples5 1 point ago +1 / -0

You feed your brain with carbs. Just saying.

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MustBeTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good on you for not letting some shitty illness define you and bring you down.

Every fat person I know has dreadful habits and never takes responsibilty for their own health.

I gained some pounds myself a few years back through thinking that I could eat and drink whatever I wanted and it wouldn't affect me, well it did, and when I saw a picture of myself looking like a fat fuck I spent the next year exercising and eating healthy and now I'm as fit as I ever was.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +4 / -1

For fuck sake, I know that 1/4 teaspoon of black pepper is 1.5 calories!

No it isn't, it's 4 calories.

But your problem has never been calories, much less the calories in black pepper. Your problem has always been carbohydrates, plus the fact that the AMA and a host of other organizations have brainwashed the nation into thinking the "food pyramid" is a thing. And a thing worth adhering to.

Suggestion: Consider discussing with your doctor the following plan to cure yourself of diabetes and rescue your pancreas—and your life. And your wallet. Diabetes is stupid-expensive to maintain.

  1. Watch the video that changed my life and that of my wife, CARB LOADED: A culture dying to eat at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBb5TFxj1S0

  2. Then quit counting calories, and switch to counting CARBS.

  3. Make a list of all your favorite foods

  4. Circle all your favorite foods (not crap nobody likes) that contain FAT and PROTEIN only (you want to consume under 20 grams of carb per day for a while)

  5. Eat ALL YOU WANT of only those foods until pleasantly full, not stuffed. This full feeling may seem unusual if you've been used to eating a lot of carbs. Enjoy it!

  6. Fat (The Fat-Burning and Appetite Shut-off Molecule) will eliminate your hunger after eating, while sugar (The Fat-Storage and Appetite-Stimulating Molecule), if you sharply curb it, will stop fighting you and keeping you hungry, making you eat more sugar, keeping you overweight.

  7. Weigh daily, and watch the pounds melt off with ridiculous velocity. Finally the scale is your best friend, keeping you motivated to continue saving your life!

  8. Shop for new smaller wardrobe

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ComeysPrisonWallet 0 points ago +1 / -1

You've confused Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes.

Also, I'm slim and fit and enjoy eating a high protein, low-sodium, low-sugar diet and I prefer not to cook with oil.

Also, the ground black pepper I buy is 6 calories per teaspoon.

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ZeroDeltaTango 0 points ago +1 / -1

You've confused Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes.

I'm pretty sure that was you, since at no point did that ever come up.

You've just revealed to everyone who knows the difference between the two that you don't.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is what you said:

plan to cure yourself of diabetes and rescue your pancreas

Type 1 diabetics have a dead pancreas

Also, Type 1 diabetics have enough to cope with, without you mouthing off about subject you know nothing about.

Type 1 diabetics DIE when they follow your confused, ignorant medical advice.

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MightyBright 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now that we're free from the shackles of reddit's faggot leftist agenda, can we get a fatpeoplehate.win?

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

PLEASE

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Okillmakeanaccount 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss FPH!

I’m disgusted about how often think about the waffle stomp when I’m taking a shower.

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MustBeTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

and you made me think about waffle stomp

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Y'all made me look it up.

How thoroughly disgusting.

I must have led a sheltered life because I'd never heard of this before.

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Okillmakeanaccount 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol! Sorry! I gagged when I even typed that.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRING BACK FAT PEOPLE HATE

Meh

Hate is the province of the left-wing nutjobs. Nobody does it better. It's the core of their soul, the essence of their being. Anger, ungratefulness, and hate.

LITERALLY TONS of fat people :) are proud, hard-working American patriots who support the fuck out of Trump.

For 100 days let's get a laser focus on what's important—UNITY IN RE-ELECTING THE PRESIDENT—and let this piddly distraction BS fall by the wayside

Fat people mostly don't want to be fat. But a whole slew of them do want Donald Trump to remain in the White House. They are our ALLIES, not someone to hate.

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MustBeTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get what you're saying and the main priority should absolutely be coming together to help Trump win, but the Fat People Hate subreddit back in the day was hilarious, it wasn't too much about 'Hate' as such, and a lot of the people there were ex-fatties or fat themselves and it was self deprecating humour, a lot of people found it motivating to lose weight.

Maybe a weight loss dot win with memes about fat people would be better haha

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Faintlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's Fat Squirrel Hate on the reddit and it can be pretty funny.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 7 points ago +7 / -0

No doubt she needs a long stick and smells like feces and her skin is stained from constantly being in contact.

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Teddycheong 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'll never happen. Biden never ever sniff black people.

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Lol_Garrus 67 points ago +67 / -0

cleveland voice "thats nasty"

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Hillarysudders 17 points ago +17 / -0

Soy tits cancelled himself! Haha

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0bama 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't understand that. Black people don't watch the Cleveland Show anyway

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ParadigmShift2070 14 points ago +14 / -0

*nobody watches the Cleveland show

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Beat_to_Quarters 11 points ago +11 / -0

He self canceled and quit after doing the voice for 20 years. So now they're going to hire a black guy to imitate a white guy doing a black guy, completely undermining the point of needing black people to voice black animated characters. All for a show that exists for being one of the most politically incorrect comedies of all time. But THAT is an issue. I wonder what they're going to do with anime shows where Japanese people voice everyone. Not representative at all!

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Italians_Invented_2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been a fan for many years, but it became SJW crap. The episode on Trump was unwatchable.

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Tenspot20 46 points ago +46 / -0

Black Thighs Fatter - 2020!

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LookFatty 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEK !!!

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Hillarysudders 4 points ago +4 / -0

With extra cellulose!!

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SenditDownrange 42 points ago +42 / -0

I can't believe the military named a piece of hardware after her.

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slaphappy2 39 points ago +39 / -0

The Abrams heavy-duty Septic Tank ?

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JohnWickParabellum 23 points ago +23 / -0

You mamma so big... she get mistakin' for a tank!

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bluedevilga 5 points ago +5 / -0

You do have to admit, if she more direct antifa, should be one of the more effective battle tanks. Of course there be some gap in her skill set in training, but her size and exhaust fumes could overwhelm any opponents.

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righttowolfarms 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like she was named after the 70 ton tank.

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SenditDownrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way, she's not that effective.

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righttowolfarms 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’ve never seen her at the buffet.

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Leonrhodes1993 37 points ago +37 / -0

And now I'm gay .

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tankmanban 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm pretty sure I'd bang a tranny before I'd touch Stacy Fat.

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RumDrummer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is there a difference?

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tankmanban 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, merde.

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Zytos 6 points ago +6 / -0

risky click of the day, yada yada yada and all that

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Anyone3427 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg I almost scratched my eyes out after looking at that disgusting whale...

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McFatty7 23 points ago +23 / -0

nsfw tag plz

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Hillarysudders 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nsfh. Not safe for humanity!

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Trump4a3rdTerm 21 points ago +21 / -0

Disturbing, yet hilarious. Just wish there was room for a Pepe.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pepe is in her belly button, next to her car keys and a big Mac from 1997.

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fazaman 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's always room for Pepe.

... But Pepe's staying far away from this shit.

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Covfefe_Injection 19 points ago +19 / -0

So much for having breakfast.

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Hillarysudders 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s ok. I’m sure breakfast is rayciss anyways.

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Covfefe_Injection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mine definitely is. Goya black beans on my wevos rancheros - and I'm white, but its okay. I culturally appropriate my nutrition.

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HuskeyG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry, she'll eat enough for both of us.

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Covfefe_Injection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you just assume my plurality?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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righttowolfarms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Intermittent fasting.

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Hillarysudders 3 points ago +3 / -0

She IS the basement.

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fapoo 11 points ago +11 / -0

upvote because funny, downvote because i feel sick.

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barwhack 6 points ago +7 / -1

<laugh, laugh><barf><laugh, laugh, laugh><hork><laugh>

Yeah...

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Banana_Republic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Think I am going to be sick.

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Imransgarage 9 points ago +9 / -0

Saw rumors a few days ago she could be in the mix. Battle is on for the soul of America.

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mr_meatball_disaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

The perfect VP pick for Biden: he could continue hidin’ behind her.

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HuskeyG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every president needs a bullet proof shield

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mr_meatball_disaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel bad for the bullets

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SimpSlayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck, I just had breakfast after a run. Take my fucking upvote for almost making vomit and get out.

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omegapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

needs more tooth gap :p

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ohamitired 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jeez, man.

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Hillarysudders 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stacy: Did you say cheese?

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HumbleMemeFarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden Says He Is Looking For A Running Mate With Tons... Of Experience

https://thedonald.win/p/Gbk9P7Jx/joe-biden-says-he-is-looking-for/c/

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tonight on Dancing with the Tards, Joe and Stacey will perform the Waffle Stomp!

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Winner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's so fake. Everyone knows Biden only harasses white and Asian women and girls.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think you were trying to link to Norbit pics but failed miserably?

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Austin62Halo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes for some reason it want let me edit the post with out it reverting back to the original.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look, fat..look...

Its corn pops corn hole. 🌽

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AlphaOmega 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe can't close the gap though.

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Littlebabycakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thicccc

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Jabron661 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Biden sure is lucky ,he is snagging runway models 24 x 7!!

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Cicero1992 3 points ago +3 / -0

funny, but false. Biden doesn't have any photos sniffing black people.

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ARfreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Photoshopped! The mile wide gap in her teeth is missing.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just threw up in my mouth

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Picador_20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe an' de Ho in Two Oh Two Oh

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spratville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden: failed 1988 and 2008 presidential candidate.

Abrams: failed 2018 gubernatorial candidate.

Seems like a winning team.

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Midnight_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be a SHAME to print these out and put them in public areas. A damn shame.

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wonderfulusa 3 points ago +3 / -0

N.S.F.A.A.A.F.N. : (Not Suitable For Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime, Fuck No)

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Rpxtoreador 3 points ago +3 / -0

This combo is so the DNC can kill off biden and Abraham's so the house whores can rule over us.

Biden is easy and the cow probably doesn't need much help

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chinese_shill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is too racist to actually pick a black veep

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Samuel311fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just threw up

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that was a dark comedy, I would pay to watch it.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤢

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that this woman finds herself attractive tells us a lot about how fucked our society became during the Obama years.

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Texas-T 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Insert vomiting emoji)

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HectorReborn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abrams is a tank alright.

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Nightbringer33 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't like this hideous visage!

Updoot anyway.

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CandyBarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please be her...... I got her at +3500 to be VP nomination

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Berzerker_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will give fat one thing ... structural engineers ought to study how she is able to support so much weight on such high heels on so little surface area. She might be a piece of shit retarded islamoleftist, a cancer to the society and a traitor to humanity but she surely has use as a specimen for structural engineering.

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LastconservativeNY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would love to know the pounds per square inch on her stilettos.

Do you think she makes diamonds when she walks?

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Shillyourself 2 points ago +2 / -0

The shameless pandering of exclusively entertaining black, female candidates is unconscionable. I cannot believe that Dems will not see through this obvious appeal to self-righteous white guilt.

You know they'll just double down on "America is Racist" when they don't win.