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posted ago by BlooperBoy ago by BlooperBoy +876 / -0
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WinstonOrwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last night around 10pm after 7 hours of poker I ran into a local big chain grocery (HEB).

Without thinking, I had left my mask in the truck.

So I'm now DEEP into the store when this woman looks at me and gasps! Oh my goodness... I don't have my mask. And she points at me and literally screams -- WHERE IS YOUR MASK?

I shook my head. I said OOPS, I FORGOT IT...because I was already right next to what I wanted (wine) and I always use the self checkout anyway (zero contact).

So I'm rushing to the checkout -- and get mask-shamed twice more. WHERE'S YOUR MASK? One guy asked. I should have punched him.

Then a blue haired, tatted, hippo of a young woman said -- YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID AND SELFISH YOU'RE ACTING?

I said: do you have any clue how brainwashed you are?

I got to the checkout. I got the robot handler (there are 10 or so self checkouts than need to be managed) to okay my ID for the wine purchase, and I got out of there with no further incident.

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you don't want confrontation just 'medical condition' and carry on with your business.

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WinstonOrwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't look very "medical condition-y" -- athletic and usually wearing gym shoes, etc. -- but I could give it a try.