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posted ago by fkn_lost_my_password ago by fkn_lost_my_password +2996 / -1
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deleted 76 points ago +79 / -3
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Kekintosh2020 47 points ago +47 / -0

Shits hitting the fan, isn't it? Like when Walter White purposely drove into oncoming traffic to buy time.

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AlphaNathan 26 points ago +26 / -0

What happened, please?

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Covfefe_Injection 27 points ago +27 / -0

that's a myth.

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • Waddles away *
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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I muthta mythed it.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks friend

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 26 points ago +28 / -2

Nadler was in a fender bender and is uninjured.

Hearing delayed by 45 min.

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deleted 27 points ago +27 / -0
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AlphaNathan 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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Pomilui 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nadler's Chinese spy limo driver's 5G Huawei GPS was stuck on "Beijing".

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ausglitsch 4 points ago +4 / -0

thank you

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rooftoptendie 20 points ago +20 / -0

Nadler didn't want to go to the hearings this morning so he decided to quality test his belly as an airbag instead.

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Hckyhillbilly 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's gonna be lost on the young pedes.

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AtomicShnoz 4 points ago +4 / -0

sucks getting old

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Hckyhillbilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great movie, made when people had a sense of humor. Could never be made now. So many liberals being offended for the guy who was obviously the smartest guy in the movie.

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Covfefe_Injection 6 points ago +6 / -0

his double stuffed diaper protected his penguin giblets.

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he only bought himself 45 more minutes.

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anthemstander 3 points ago +3 / -0

"They drive little tiny cars that go beep, beep, beep." - Randy Newman

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mrh218 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, this train can't be stopped. And Nadler takes forever to get rolling.

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ParticleCannon 36 points ago +36 / -0

Car accidents are a myth

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Face masks prevent car accidents. I know because none of the people I've seen driving in masks has ever been in an accident in front of me.

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AtomicShnoz 6 points ago +6 / -0

true

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xx9oh2OneOhxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny, but hypoxic narcolepsy of mask-smothered drivers is a problem out there. Sleepy Sleepy, Smashy Smashy.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was a car intentional.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cars are lethal objects, we must all walk to our destinations until this pandemic is solved

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Mother_of_gains 25 points ago +26 / -1

He shit himself. That was the accident.

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AtomicShnoz 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are waiting for the HazMat crew to cleanup the spill

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AtomicShnoz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm scared to look.

Edit: i was hoping that's what you linked to. (sigh of relief)

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zerosmokescreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

HazMat crew says the spill is under control

https://i.ma.ga/z7xbq.jpg

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BarackObongo 22 points ago +22 / -0

Isn't it weird how these convenient 'accidents' happen?

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endr 7 points ago +7 / -0

for anyone else it would of been a collision. the synchronicity with 'accident' is no accident.

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Mona1950 17 points ago +17 / -0

Mr. Barr scares Oompa Loompa.

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Ithrowawaay 17 points ago +17 / -0

Member when Nadler botched Schiff’s impeachment hearing?? Pepe ridge farm remembers.

“JERRY JERRY JERRY!”

And the next day his wife was ill and he couldn’t make it. Their moves are weak.

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AtomicShnoz 7 points ago +8 / -1

He has a wife? Who would marry that gangrenous pus factory

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

at least they are well matched.

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Tron3k 15 points ago +15 / -0

Haha

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Trump Train is so powerful, it mows down diabetic nadless land whales without even feeling a bump.

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Shakakka99 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Driver?"

"Yes?"

"Could you take out that fire-hydrant for me please? At maybe, 6mph?"

"Certainly sir."

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Keep_on_winning_kag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Theres even a ufo.

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool cool, antigravity tech and free energy, WHERE DEM ALIEN TIDDYS DOE?

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh... Nadler IS the alien titty.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to put on the glasses to see those.

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Elseebee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, to be frank, it wasn't the trains fault.

It was built with no brakes!!!

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the Dems tried to take Nadler out because he's so inept at running these hearings.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs more jpg

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Ramasun 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Listen Fat"

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is not a shitpost. This is fucking serious. That train has no brakes and Nadler's inertia actually woke the conductor from his nap.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should have known that this train has no brakes.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the full-res version?

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Bubtwilu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Update, Nadler fell out of car. Doctors are brining in all the kings horses and all the kings men in an attempt to treat him.

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Nonehundred 2 points ago +2 / -0

He got his belt buckle caught in his sun-visor.

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OconusLurex 1 point ago +1 / -0

And both of them hopelessly tangled in the face mask that he usually wears on his chin or his forehead.

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Rickshawrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got me

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aconcernedtroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone remember when that train carrying Republicans hit a garbage truck? Really suspicious at the time. Nadler is the garbage truck.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fatass busted his Uber driver's suspension.

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weallscreamforMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY, I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT RUSSIAGATE

Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia.

DO YOU REMEMBER MUH RUSSIA?

RUSSIA

DO YOU???!!!

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Pineline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this made by the same artist who made the one with trump on a tank?

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BetsyRossRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Superb meme, man! Especially like the little flying saucer in the back. Kek.

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SendThemBackToCanada 1 point ago +1 / -0

According to Nadler, it is just a myth.

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Fullarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a hi-res version of this picture?

I love it

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nadler's Government Uber was late again, fortunately this time he was asked no Important National Questions by Concerned American Citizens while he was being recorded, during his 20 minute wait this morning.

He should have "Jogged" to the hearing.

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously, no pictures, wtf folks.

Journo's need to do their job.

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stepping_razor123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even the human berm Nadler could stop the Trump Train.

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starl1te 1 point ago +1 / -0

what is this, a thumbnail for ants?!?

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SJWsHateUs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well this won’t allow people on the west coast to watch before work. How convenient.

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saco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get on the train or you will be run over!

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nobletanker81 1 point ago +1 / -0

CHOO CHOO you hob-goblin potbelly pedophile piece of shit

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Mrsattorney 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was Adam Schiff driving the other car?