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Redditcensorsyouandi 48 points ago +49 / -1

He should only be called this from now on.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 26 points ago +26 / -0

Should get some signs made and put them up everywhere

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farquhar 10 points ago +10 / -0

When one is striving to reach this level of stupidity is it better to go for the lifetime supply of stupid pills or is it better to just go for the partial lobotomy? Hell, in Honk Johnson's case, he may not have had to do anything.

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Patriot76 15 points ago +15 / -0

Did you know that on the island of Guam, coconut crabs grow on trees? - Honk Johnson

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Trump2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did you know that in Guam tents are called wigs. It's where they got the word wigguam. ~ Honk Johnson

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Patriot76 7 points ago +7 / -0

FUCKING THIS! 😂

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BeanieBeanTX 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am beyond ded. Between Honk and Jackson-Lee, we are talking only 30 IQ points or so.

Such great diversity hires, indeed!

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TorchesPitchforks 68 points ago +68 / -0

He made that statement like a decade ago.

What fucking idiotic constituency keeps electing this guy?

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Dialectic 31 points ago +31 / -0

Kek

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Barr employing no black people is apparently proof of systemic racism lol. If inner city schools are so bad and hurt black people so bad then should they really be running the country right now? Seems to me like they could easily not be qualified in the least. Hank isn't for one. This guy is retarded and still managed a law degree?

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saul Goodman?

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm almost 30 and am hoping to learn a new skill/trade and make a career change in the next year or so. You're starting to make me think I could very easily just become a lawyer and probably make way better money than I am now.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

The side effect of the above "letting anyone get a Law degree" is that the law firms are swamped with applicants. My father-in-law specifically told my wife not to go for a law degree because of how saturated the field is. It may be somewhat different depending on the location- I'm in Ohio.

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Spirit_of_Resistance 4 points ago +6 / -2

I'd want a black lawyer as much as I'd want a black doctor

I wouldn't

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know about that.

Had a great black doctor: African.

And Dr. Immanuel is getting censored because she is telling the truth about HCQ. If you had her as your doctor, you would have had the good stuff already.

However, I will note that these two black doctors are both African, not "African American."

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Spirit_of_Resistance 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are always outliers buy they're outliers

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Cuca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not systemic but systematic racism LOL

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Jubal777 7 points ago +7 / -0

That general should have gotten a medal for that response. I mean, how many of us would have just said "F" it and just wrecked the guy, funding be damned.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

Atlanta

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AtTheInauguration 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's sad is that in the 90s, this district housed the best public school in the country.

Then the illegals and trailer-classrooms started coming in.

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TrumpTrain425 32 points ago +32 / -0

Think about how dumb his constituents are...

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Snake 10 points ago +11 / -1

No it’s not the constituents it’s Democrat corruption. His constituents are the same people who elected based Cynthia McKinney. Why is that important?

McKinney asked about why we had a terrorism exercise on 9/11.

She asked why DYNCORP was trafficking young girls and still on contract with the US govt.

She asked about the missing trillions of dollars.

Democrats didn’t like that so they found someone to get rid of her. She ran for president as a Green Party option but obviously didn’t win.

I don’t know is she’s right about everything she says but she definitely asked the right questions when she had the power to do so.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same people who voted Abrams and will vote for any black person that runs. Why? Because the district is 60% black meaning racist AND average IQ of 80 (borderline retarded). Sorry but those are facts. Blacks vote straight race every time they get the chance.

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AtTheInauguration 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's sad is that in the 90s this district housed the best public school in the country.

Then the illegals and trailer-classrooms started coming in.

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Retr0y0uthmarket 28 points ago +28 / -0

Let's buy Greenland. Flip it over. Cool the oceans. 🐸

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HotRoastedNuts 12 points ago +12 / -0

But only if it cost trillions of dollars.

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farquhar 4 points ago +4 / -0

It shouldn't cost to much. We just get a bunch of the indigenous Eskimos to stand on the East side of the island until it starts to flip over. We make sure to give each of the Eskimos his or her (none for tranny Eskimos) own flotation device, so they won't drown, and they should be good to go. All that ice should cool the oceans nicely

/s

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Darkest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idiot.

You mean Iceland. Green land would just make the water dirty, we need ice!

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Retr0y0uthmarket 0 points ago +1 / -1

Iceland has four major volcanic zones surrounding an hypothetic hotspot

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Darkest 2 points ago +2 / -0

.... ICE land. Obviously we wouldn't include LAVA land.

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Pax11B 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow haha!

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Madman2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAAAA! Holy shit this guy is comedy gold!

"What happens in a cage fight if you put a giant in with a Midget?" Lol

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The scary thing is that he is smarter than most of the people who vote for him.

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1st_Covfefe 21 points ago +21 / -0

valid concerns in clown world. Honk!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Representative Honkler Johnson.

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MrsSilenceDogood 2 points ago +2 / -0

^

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PrimoVixere [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

THIRD STICKY IN A WEEK CANT STOP THE FAKE POINTS GRIND.

And to the ladies, I know a man well endowed with stickies is very attractive but I am taken.

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whiskey_shitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine how many basic facts youd need to forget in order to say something this stupid. This guy never knew any of that.

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PigBeenBorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

There never was no basic understanding of reality

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whiskey_shitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some of these guys are just blank placeholders whose only purpose is as a tool of the deep state.

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Bilabrin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Check out his rant on helium too. Its pretty hilarious.

His campaign claims it's deadpan humor. I'm tempted to believe it.

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dors he do it while on helium? Nobody should ever rant about helium unless they have a balloon-full and are keeping their voice high the whole time

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Bilabrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

No but its still good.

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RandallSavage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can someone please fill me in on who this idiot is?

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LurkNoMore 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sheila Jackson Lee’s bastard child.

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PrimoVixere [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some dem rep from Georgia. That's about it, that's pretty much all you need to know.

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RandallSavage 4 points ago +4 / -0

When he dies will he get 2 weeks worth of funerals as well?

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PrimoVixere [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Honestly i'd be surprised if anyone noticed he was dead. He's already brain-dead.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Likely... an intellectual giant of the Black Congressional Delegation

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CookingWithJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

what a fucking retard

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LordofNorthMesquite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hank Johnson = autistic screeching

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Aenima1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ginny Sack does live in NJ

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w1seguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

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ReadMoreKMac 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way in hell that guy is literate.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's very much into midgets...

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VickVinager 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not so much on this site but more so in the general public, these congressmen are held in such high regard because they are in fact congressmen. In reality, so many of these elected officials are just plain fucking stupid. We forget that in most cases what separates congressmen from your average citizen is an abundance of narcissism and some funding.

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The_Squit 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy is so dumb, he cant even look straight. Lmao

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +4 / -1

How silly. Guam would never tip over. Tinian or Saipan maybe but never Guam!

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ClarenceBeeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don’t anticipate that happening

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HyperCarbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'M RECLAIMING MY TIME!

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CyclopticErotica 3 points ago +3 / -0

You would be surprised how many people think islands are floating.

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Coopster 3 points ago +4 / -1

I some times wonder what kind of creature would be the product of Hank Johnson and Maxine waters? Is there a negative IQ chart?

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PrimoVixere [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The average IQ of dem reps is about 23. At most.

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tonightm08 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wat?

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even a small black hole could swallow up a whole capsized island

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black hole? That's a racist term! You should know better. /s

I'm making fun of a Texas politician was so dumb he didn't know what a black hole was.

https://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedwards/tag/john-wiley-price-black-hole/

The clip in this article is of another meeting. The guy is overly emotional, aggressive, loud, rude. Slams the table, jabs his finger, raises his voice.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

John Wiley Price is still there, believe it or not. He has been arrested on Federal Corruption charges, and STILL gets reelected.

Dallas and Dallas County are a screwed up leftist black hole. Money in, none comes out to the public.

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Dang 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is going on with his neck?

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone needs some Hank Johnson time.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it doesn't work that way. Stop watching Gilligan's Island.

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RockyMin 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, even Gilligan's Island didn't work that way. Johnson needs to stop watching cartoons.

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Palmertabs 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a real quote form a hearing and he actually thought Guam would capsize if we built too big of a military base on one side.

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macguyver 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally can't take him seriously after seeing that video. What I really want to know is who are the idiots that keep electing him. Is he really the best they have to offer?

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AllahFubar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't get this quote out of my mind when he was ranting earlier ;)

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SweetBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude is on drugs 🐸🐸 ...they can't test him

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Pixel 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a faggot cuck.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rocks don't float, they sink. All land, including islands, are made of various rocks. So why would giant rocks float? If they float, why wouldn't they float away? Why don't they move with the waves and storms? See even the most basic idiot should know islands don't float! Lizard brain fucks run this country.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness, his brain is pretty much a big pile of shit due to hepatitis C.

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Equality72521 2 points ago +2 / -0

Legend!

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Pineline 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn’t club penguin hank

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PacificElectric 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes

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MidwestNorsk 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's gotta be from atlanta

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much of an idiot as he is, his constituents are morons.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

His IQ can't be over 80.

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synd1050 3 points ago +3 / -0

80 is generous.

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Hangmhigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for this flashback lol

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SlipperyButtersticks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Syphilis kinda makes logic go out the door.

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does one put a whole truck load of stupid inside of a single little head?

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MycologyofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all can't be Martin.