Joe’s dementia is just scary at this point!!!!!!! Wtf! To think faggots like NBA’s commissioner donate the full amount to his campaign just to appeal to the blacks is hilarious
I saw this in a different meme a few minutes ago and thought it was a part of the joke. This is real? Biden has well and truly cemented himself as the third-worst presidential candidate of all time, and I'm pretty sure the list is locked in for all time. In case anyone was wondering, the list is:
George McClellan; atrocious General, to the point that he is suspected to this day of sympathizing with the Confederacy. Failed to win, and then failed to pursue despite enjoying overwhelming numerical superiority. Spent the rest of his life writing excuses for it. The Democrat campaign stance was to negotiate a peace and end the war, irreversibly splitting the United States. McClellan realized the optical catastrophe of this position and tried to (pretend to, AFAIC) reverse it and promise a continuation of the war, but this just made the campaign look confused and impotent. A peace-proponent VP pick didn't help.
Sleepy Joe. Joepedo. He sniffs and squeezes little girls, and he's in the advanced stages of demetia. Not just a gaffe machine, Biden has become a 3D-printing atomic-manipulation Quantum Gaffe Engine, capable of creating gaffes on a previously-unimaginable industrial scale. A puppet for anyone with either the blackmail or the payout (or both), making him a slave to Chinese and Euro banker agendas (not to mention whoever has his medicine that day).
Hillary Clinton. Little more needs to be said besides noting her lifetime of crime and treason alongside plans to actually start a nuclear war to cover her and her party's malfeasance as well as advance the agenda of enemies of the United States at the expense of every principle the presidency is supposed to represent. I can't imagine a worse candidate.
Yeah that line really pained me, can we all just take a step back and acknowledge what is happening here, this is pure elder abuse and it's so strange that they get to run a guy who's clearly lost his marbles and then tripped on them and nobody bats an eye!?
But Joe himself doesn't want much beyond soft foods like ice cream and applesauce at this point. Dude is barely functional, let alone coherent enough to be a bad guy.
It is sad (elder abuse is cruel), funny (he's a walking meme factory), and horrifying (this is really happening) all at the same time.
He can still speak, kind of, because that's what he's been doing his entire adult life. If you asked him to pour a glass of milk, he'd probably start drinking soy sauce.
If the Binden wins it will be because of mail in ballots found as far away as Antarctica. I would predict that Binden will be incapacitated long before any swearing in ceremony, and the mystery VP will be the new President.
Right?? What does that even mean? Is he a chiropractor that's gonna build me a better back? Or maybe he meant BUILD BLACK BETTER? You ain't black if you're not voting for him, after all.
Holy shit he can't not fuck up. Even when he has a script. The debates will be phenomenal. There is a pretty good chance he has a much worse gaff than "basket of deplorable" or "Binders of women". There is a real chance he will fuck up so bad it destroys any reasonable chance he had at winning which is already low.
I think it is adorable people think otherwise. Debating or not debating is a lose lose situation for Biden. If he refuses to debate, Trump is gonna harp on that hard. If he does debate, he gets fucked in them. There will be debates though. I don't think the dems are dumb enough to cancel them. They don't have any valid reason to do so that would save face with the American people.
People aren't voting for Biden though, they're voting against Trump, so as long as Biden continues to exist, his voters don't care if he debates or not, they just care that OrangeManBad is gone.
Lucky for us never in the history of ever has a campaign that's entire base is about being against another candidate has ever won. Trump has insane favorability by the Republicans, he's smashed every primary record for an incumbent, and he's got huge amounts of enthusiasm. All of those things mean an awful lot.
Is that true? That's quite reassuring to be honest. I can only imagine that people don't go from liking Trump to disliking him, and you don't get Trump supporters that suddenly 'wake up' and smell the fake news and the lies they're being fed, that's entirely on the left. So I can only see a scenario where Trump gains supporters and the Democrats lose them.
Pandemic isn't a valid reason considering the dems already had debates during the pandemic. Furthermore, voting against something is a losing strategy. They need enthusiasm to win and Joe doesn't get that. Joe needs more than his voters to vote for him to win. He needs moderates and undecideds. Both of which aren't enthusiastic about it. They will either vote Trump or not at all.
I don't disagree with your assessment, I just think that's their strategy. But honestly I think the next few months are going to be batshit crazy and unpredictable, we'll be looking back at these conversations and thinking how naieve we were.
Biden won nomination by the DNC picking him and having all other competitors drop out and endorse him. If that hadn't happened Bernie would have been the nominee, but the DNC doesn't control him so they couldn't' have that.
I don't think the dems are dumb enough to cancel them.
Have you seen the Dems lately? They just held a multi-hour show where their ringleader was an hour late due to a "car crash" and they proceeded to "ask" """questions""" that the AG never got any time to answer. And they think it made them look good.
It's not just dumb, it's brazen. They have no fear because they know the media covers for them and is totally willing to gaslight people into believing the narrative.
Oh yea... like that's stopped them from burning down our cities, spreading conspiracy theories about Russians, an impeachment over more conspiracy theories, an attempted coup, the intentional murder of the elderly by jamming sick COVID patients in with the most vulnerable, etc...
Are you suggesting they had valid reasons to do any of those things?
Literally nothing they do has any logical consistency or should save face with the American voter yet they keep somehow convincing, via the media, that they are the good guys.
I think it is absurd to believe that even as dumb as dem voters can be, that they will ever tolerate a candidate for this nation's highest office refusing to debate as every candidate has done for forever. It would be the same as if they just came right out and admitted he's too senile to think on his feet and speak coherently for a couple hours.
There's a lot who just don't pay any attention at all and pull the lever for the D's because they still think they are the party of JFK. It's not an excuse. It's just the cold hard truth.
We should really go back to only allowing land owners vote. Or at least only letting people who have some skin in the game vote. Too many people who don't care get to vote and it fucks the thing up for everyone.
He had to switch it up from his previous slogan, 'No Malarkey!', because that was getting the kids over excited and they were doing all kinds of crazy dances and gyrations! Had to throw some cold water on that before it got out of hand!
They're gonna hose him down with ice cold water, which is, coincidentally, exactly what the feds should be doing to people outside the courthouse in Portland. They ought to just spray ice cold water over the heads of protestors continuously, and occasionally blast the umbrellas out of their hands.
It's one thing for him to gaff every now and then, but literally every single time he's on camera he does it. Add up enough "senior moments" and you got the campaign of the year.
Even does the mask walkout. To show I'm with the mask.
I watched the whole thing. He asks questions to a specific press person where he has notes on the questions they will ask. How is this man fit to be president?
Saw that too. He just called the name on his card. Didn’t even point the right places. He obviously has their questions well in advance and all he has to do is read some name and then look at his card. I found it odd all his answers had like a “well #1... and #2 is” as if it’s a list he has to get through. And it still didn’t make sense ...
Poor old Joe, too bad he can't rest and enjoy the last moments of his life without being puppetted by evil handlers. How much sicker can the Democratic party get?
If he really, I mean really, loses his marbles prior to the election what happens? Does Nancy Pelosi become the candidate? He's going down so fast that I don't see how he makes it. He's probably got two pair of depends on, his teeth super glued to his gums, and electrodes attached to his body to keep him awake during public appearances. His body double probably works overtime trying to keep up with the new daily tick and twitch.
Its possible that old biden is setting the stage for the debate. If he acts senile now, then acts normal at the debates then the media will focus on that and nothing that Trump or Biden say will matter since the coverage will be that biden isnt senile
"That's a joke."
Uh huh.
"Hang on! Joe, BBB is for Build Back Better, remember? Not Bed Bath and Beyond."
But he promised me a heated towel rack :(
Hi, I'm Jill Pop and I'm running for U.S. Towel Rack.
Look here, fat! It's a joke, I don't know who I am.
pssst - by the way, what is my name?
Cornpop joked about a lying dog face pony solder that was self-evident the thing Joe Obiden for United States senate
It’s funny Bc he’s going to be like “my name is”... to try and say he’s running for President and he’ll just mess up lmao!
😂
More. We need so, much more of this. Doom! This is your best option, you Commie Fucks!?!?
Joe’s towel rack is cold and flaccid.
Joe’s dementia is just scary at this point!!!!!!! Wtf! To think faggots like NBA’s commissioner donate the full amount to his campaign just to appeal to the blacks is hilarious
Donors are globalists who seek to restore their lost profits. They are using the racial narrative and a very ill Joe Biden to get into power.
Is he really trying to use a discount version of MAGA as his campaign slogan?
I saw this in a different meme a few minutes ago and thought it was a part of the joke. This is real? Biden has well and truly cemented himself as the third-worst presidential candidate of all time, and I'm pretty sure the list is locked in for all time. In case anyone was wondering, the list is:
I didn't even know his campaign slogan. Goes to show how prolific ol' Joe is.
"I have come to kick ass, and talk malarkey. And I'm all outta malarkey."
Oh wait, that's our guy. Either put on those glasses, or start eating that trashcan.
I liked the No Malarkey slogan, don't know why people dog on it so much. I don't think they would have if a younger candidate used it.
Fighting for the "soul of the nation" was too racist.
He'll probably switch to a 3rd slogan at some point.
What the hell does it even mean?
What type of bear is best?
Not Better Business Bureau?
Yeah that line really pained me, can we all just take a step back and acknowledge what is happening here, this is pure elder abuse and it's so strange that they get to run a guy who's clearly lost his marbles and then tripped on them and nobody bats an eye!?
I'm not expressing any sympathy towards the guy, moreso disgust at his handlers and the media and anyone who decides to support this.
that's right. he also wants you and your family to suffer. He doesn't give a fuck about Americans.
I think his handlers and constituents want that.
But Joe himself doesn't want much beyond soft foods like ice cream and applesauce at this point. Dude is barely functional, let alone coherent enough to be a bad guy.
It is sad (elder abuse is cruel), funny (he's a walking meme factory), and horrifying (this is really happening) all at the same time.
It's only going to get more difficult for him as the pressure increases until November.
He'd be deteriorating anyway, never mind with the pressure of running for President, all we can do is laugh along at the clown show.
Man if there's a Trump debate, I'll need so much popcorn
The ol' Gerald Ford switcharoo
That pause, was the voice screaming in his ear correcting him.
Luckily you have a post history, otherwise I wouldn't have known if it was actually Joe talking to me or not!
KEK
From the folks who brought you comedy classics like Amy Schumer.
Just like saying he was Joe Biden's husband.
He doesn't know anything the teleprompter doesn't tell him.
I can totally see an Anchorman moment if someone accidentally hacked his teleprompter
“I’m Joe Biden?”
“Go fuck yourself America”
Stay classy San Di... you know. The thing.
From here on out there's going to need to be a second teleprompter that displays the location, state, time and the date of the election
God I'm going to be so pissed if the dems manage to weasel him out of debates
how do i open pdf?
first remove the safety seal, then press down on the lid as you unscrew it.
Ya this is what he says when he opens the fridge tbh
True. Can’t forget what you never knew.
Jesus christ and they say this guy is mentally all there?
He’s constantly tested! Although I think the testing involves shouting ‘Joe’ and seeing if he responds...
Notice how they never say he passes the tests?
Just like Fauxcahontas getting tested for Native American DNA. Still none. Wait, we found 1/1024th.
I'm sure they have to yell it a few times.
JOE!
did you say Jon? I knew a jon back in duckity duckity two, where am I at?
More like Joey -- as in "When I was little, my grandfather said 'Joey, a man has to have a job to feel whole' . . . blah, blah, blah".
Doctor after calling Joe's name: "Oh shit, a 47 second response time..."
Biden mafia man: "So what's the results?"
Doctor: eyes explosives bulging out of mafia man's pockets
"Perfectly fine!"
Leftists: "OMG HAHAHAH THAT WAS COMIC GENIUS!!! Biden is going to be up 3 more points after this!!! I'm so inspired to elect him!"
I'm starting to think it's intentional for his legal defense. And his co-conspirators are all lined up behind him as the insane fall guy.
This
They say Shaun King is black, and Bruce Jenner is a woman. They say a lot of stuff that isn't true.
He can still speak, kind of, because that's what he's been doing his entire adult life. If you asked him to pour a glass of milk, he'd probably start drinking soy sauce.
I'm doubtful he could pass a color test with the color names on the page.
Gonna get increasingly hard for them to remember all the things they're covering up now.
Eventually their web of lies has to collapse right? Right!?
It takes a critical mass of rejection.
Biden had several of those lost contact moments. Pretty sure he has an ear piece telling him what to say.
If the Binden wins it will be because of mail in ballots found as far away as Antarctica. I would predict that Binden will be incapacitated long before any swearing in ceremony, and the mystery VP will be the new President.
7 billion, that's a lot of votes.
Yep
Dafuq? I thought BUILD BACK BETTER was just some crazy bullshit he said one time. It's his slogan? Jesus Christ.
I was just writing a post saying what the actual fuck is that slogan???????
Is this a weight lifting saying from Frankenstein?
he also literally stole and has a 'made in america investment plan'..........
It’s basically blue MAGA 🤡. As everyone knows, Biden has no qualms about outright plagiarizing things whenever he damn well pleases.
"Tongue twisters make great slogans!" ~ no one ever
Joe pushes the boundary, explores new frontiers, and boldly goes where no one has before.
Right?? What does that even mean? Is he a chiropractor that's gonna build me a better back? Or maybe he meant BUILD BLACK BETTER? You ain't black if you're not voting for him, after all.
Do mor dedlifts!
If you don't lift, you ain't black!
It's SO bad. Like, not only is it just MAGA in spirit, so he's just copying Trump, but it sounds retarded.
Holy shit he can't not fuck up. Even when he has a script. The debates will be phenomenal. There is a pretty good chance he has a much worse gaff than "basket of deplorable" or "Binders of women". There is a real chance he will fuck up so bad it destroys any reasonable chance he had at winning which is already low.
It's adorable that you think his handlers will let him within a mile of any debate...
I think it is adorable people think otherwise. Debating or not debating is a lose lose situation for Biden. If he refuses to debate, Trump is gonna harp on that hard. If he does debate, he gets fucked in them. There will be debates though. I don't think the dems are dumb enough to cancel them. They don't have any valid reason to do so that would save face with the American people.
People aren't voting for Biden though, they're voting against Trump, so as long as Biden continues to exist, his voters don't care if he debates or not, they just care that OrangeManBad is gone.
Valid reason: Pandemic.
Lucky for us never in the history of ever has a campaign that's entire base is about being against another candidate has ever won. Trump has insane favorability by the Republicans, he's smashed every primary record for an incumbent, and he's got huge amounts of enthusiasm. All of those things mean an awful lot.
Is that true? That's quite reassuring to be honest. I can only imagine that people don't go from liking Trump to disliking him, and you don't get Trump supporters that suddenly 'wake up' and smell the fake news and the lies they're being fed, that's entirely on the left. So I can only see a scenario where Trump gains supporters and the Democrats lose them.
Pandemic isn't a valid reason considering the dems already had debates during the pandemic. Furthermore, voting against something is a losing strategy. They need enthusiasm to win and Joe doesn't get that. Joe needs more than his voters to vote for him to win. He needs moderates and undecideds. Both of which aren't enthusiastic about it. They will either vote Trump or not at all.
Never Trumpers don't need a valid reason. They would vote for a loaf of bread if it were running against Trump.
You seem to believe never trumpers are a significant part of the voter base, but they aren't.
I don't disagree with your assessment, I just think that's their strategy. But honestly I think the next few months are going to be batshit crazy and unpredictable, we'll be looking back at these conversations and thinking how naieve we were.
See Babylon Bee
Biden won the democratic primary using the same strategery.
Biden won nomination by the DNC picking him and having all other competitors drop out and endorse him. If that hadn't happened Bernie would have been the nominee, but the DNC doesn't control him so they couldn't' have that.
I want to ask "Why Biden of all the competitors?" But then I remember... all the other competitors.
Oh, wait. Now I remember Bloomberg! He had a fighting chance, except that he reminded the dems too much of DJT.
Have you seen the Dems lately? They just held a multi-hour show where their ringleader was an hour late due to a "car crash" and they proceeded to "ask" """questions""" that the AG never got any time to answer. And they think it made them look good.
"Dumb" is their middle name.
It's not just dumb, it's brazen. They have no fear because they know the media covers for them and is totally willing to gaslight people into believing the narrative.
"But muh covids"
Won't work. Dems already had debates during the pandemic.
Except for it helps stop you from spreading the virus if you are a carrier...
Oh yea... like that's stopped them from burning down our cities, spreading conspiracy theories about Russians, an impeachment over more conspiracy theories, an attempted coup, the intentional murder of the elderly by jamming sick COVID patients in with the most vulnerable, etc...
Are you suggesting they had valid reasons to do any of those things?
No of course not. What a weird logical leap you took there.
I think you miss my point...
Literally nothing they do has any logical consistency or should save face with the American voter yet they keep somehow convincing, via the media, that they are the good guys.
I think it is absurd to believe that even as dumb as dem voters can be, that they will ever tolerate a candidate for this nation's highest office refusing to debate as every candidate has done for forever. It would be the same as if they just came right out and admitted he's too senile to think on his feet and speak coherently for a couple hours.
These people believe what is happening in Portland is 'peaceful protesting'
I think you're hopes are far too high, but I sure hope you're right
There's a lot who just don't pay any attention at all and pull the lever for the D's because they still think they are the party of JFK. It's not an excuse. It's just the cold hard truth.
We should really go back to only allowing land owners vote. Or at least only letting people who have some skin in the game vote. Too many people who don't care get to vote and it fucks the thing up for everyone.
I could get behind that.
You get as many votes as you pay dollars in taxes.
They vote dem because of abortion, LGBT, and socialized health care. That's it.
They're not even the party of Bill Clinton.
He doesn't know what country he is in.
Understandable. If I were surrounded by the same people he was, I would think I were in communist China.
It's a bold strategy, "Can we win with an empty void so long as he has a D on his name"
I honestly thought "Build Back Better" was some stupid internet joke -
I DIDNT REALIZE THAT WAS REAL - HOLY SHIT!
ITS BASICALLY "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
He had to switch it up from his previous slogan, 'No Malarkey!', because that was getting the kids over excited and they were doing all kinds of crazy dances and gyrations! Had to throw some cold water on that before it got out of hand!
It's "Make America Great Again" if it was written by someone who doesn't understand the basics of marketing and linguistics.
It sounds like the kind of shit campaign slogan that Trump would have kicked a celeb off the Apprentice over.
It doesn't even beat Melanias slogan...Good < Better < BEST
What an idiot
Lmao, Literally right off the bat he has a "gaffe"
Ackshully
What gaffe? All I heard was a hilarious joke about an old man pretending he thought he was in the wrong building.
How convenient. Totally not acting at all.
I don't get it, can someone explain this
He "didn't know where we were" and tried to play it off as a joke... criiiiinge
After staring spaced out for 2 seconds.
The next time he gets his medication it will not be hidden inside a brownie
They're gonna hose him down with ice cold water, which is, coincidentally, exactly what the feds should be doing to people outside the courthouse in Portland. They ought to just spray ice cold water over the heads of protestors continuously, and occasionally blast the umbrellas out of their hands.
He was waiting for the laugh track.
we don't get it either, we just have to watch it crash and burn from a safe distance
It's one thing for him to gaff every now and then, but literally every single time he's on camera he does it. Add up enough "senior moments" and you got the campaign of the year.
Even does the mask walkout. To show I'm with the mask.
I watched the whole thing. He asks questions to a specific press person where he has notes on the questions they will ask. How is this man fit to be president?
Saw that too. He just called the name on his card. Didn’t even point the right places. He obviously has their questions well in advance and all he has to do is read some name and then look at his card. I found it odd all his answers had like a “well #1... and #2 is” as if it’s a list he has to get through. And it still didn’t make sense ...
Then he said "I used to work there". I know it was to cover up his mistake but was that a lie too?
Poor old Joe, too bad he can't rest and enjoy the last moments of his life without being puppetted by evil handlers. How much sicker can the Democratic party get?
He doesn't deserve to enjoy his last moments after all the treacherous anti-American things he's done.
I was being facetious but also, yes.
Whoa
Good joke Biden
What building is Hunter in?
Joe Biden tries to cover up his gaffe: "hahahah I make joke"
ThaztheonedownIusedtowork. Thazajoke. Didn’tknowwherewewereanyway heh heh
That is literally what he said 😳
Wowza, was this today?
Don't ask Joe.
his earpiece went off and you can see him listening
Can you imagine being the person talking into his earpiece? They must be on an alcohol IV bag.
This is the best the Demonrats could do, huh?
The ONE thing he ad libbed. D’oh.
he's going for the people with back problems vote
Build Black Better? Racist likely
I think they mean
Burn Baby Burn
“Hello everyone my name is Quid, I mean Pro, that is Joe. Cornpop. I’m hungry.”
SO much dementia!!
Even the slogan on the podium makes no sense. Wtf does "Build Back Better" mean?
If he really, I mean really, loses his marbles prior to the election what happens? Does Nancy Pelosi become the candidate? He's going down so fast that I don't see how he makes it. He's probably got two pair of depends on, his teeth super glued to his gums, and electrodes attached to his body to keep him awake during public appearances. His body double probably works overtime trying to keep up with the new daily tick and twitch.
I've always wondered... Why are YouTube comments always pro Trump but twitter is just plain cancer?
This is actually pretty sad. Decrepit old Joe slowly dripping away. Tick tock, Mr. Sniffy
Why is it a blank video for me?
I think YouTube tagged it and bagged it. The internet gestapo is real!
Even his correction doesn't sound coherent.
The open mouth stare while his staff fed him the correction was great
And the Oscar for 'demented old man' goes to.....
Thatsajokedidntknowwherewewereanyway hehehe
brainfunction.exe has stopped working
Build Back Better?
That’s a direct rip-off of the idea of “MAGA”. FFS Do Democrats ever have good, original ideas or do they have to try and steal everything?
Edit: and what happened to “No Malarkey”? I guess it didn’t poll too well so they are pretending it never existed.
I wish the podium said "Okay, some malarkey"
High energy.
Its possible that old biden is setting the stage for the debate. If he acts senile now, then acts normal at the debates then the media will focus on that and nothing that Trump or Biden say will matter since the coverage will be that biden isnt senile
to be fair I feel like i'd do this if i was going to a ton of places to give speeches and debate and i'm 28.
Oh wait he goes to like one a week lol