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slimcoat 307 points ago +307 / -0

"That's a joke."

Uh huh.

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MAGAlikethis 91 points ago +91 / -0

"Hang on! Joe, BBB is for Build Back Better, remember? Not Bed Bath and Beyond."

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Benblishem 52 points ago +52 / -0

But he promised me a heated towel rack :(

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rooftoptendie 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hi, I'm Jill Pop and I'm running for U.S. Towel Rack.

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HonkNJhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe’s towel rack is cold and flaccid.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe’s dementia is just scary at this point!!!!!!! Wtf! To think faggots like NBA’s commissioner donate the full amount to his campaign just to appeal to the blacks is hilarious

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Greatest_adventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donors are globalists who seek to restore their lost profits. They are using the racial narrative and a very ill Joe Biden to get into power.

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papaMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is he really trying to use a discount version of MAGA as his campaign slogan?

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Thrasymachus 8 points ago +9 / -1

I saw this in a different meme a few minutes ago and thought it was a part of the joke. This is real? Biden has well and truly cemented himself as the third-worst presidential candidate of all time, and I'm pretty sure the list is locked in for all time. In case anyone was wondering, the list is:

  1. George McClellan; atrocious General, to the point that he is suspected to this day of sympathizing with the Confederacy. Failed to win, and then failed to pursue despite enjoying overwhelming numerical superiority. Spent the rest of his life writing excuses for it. The Democrat campaign stance was to negotiate a peace and end the war, irreversibly splitting the United States. McClellan realized the optical catastrophe of this position and tried to (pretend to, AFAIC) reverse it and promise a continuation of the war, but this just made the campaign look confused and impotent. A peace-proponent VP pick didn't help.
  1. Sleepy Joe. Joepedo. He sniffs and squeezes little girls, and he's in the advanced stages of demetia. Not just a gaffe machine, Biden has become a 3D-printing atomic-manipulation Quantum Gaffe Engine, capable of creating gaffes on a previously-unimaginable industrial scale. A puppet for anyone with either the blackmail or the payout (or both), making him a slave to Chinese and Euro banker agendas (not to mention whoever has his medicine that day).
  1. Hillary Clinton. Little more needs to be said besides noting her lifetime of crime and treason alongside plans to actually start a nuclear war to cover her and her party's malfeasance as well as advance the agenda of enemies of the United States at the expense of every principle the presidency is supposed to represent. I can't imagine a worse candidate.
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MakeAmericaLegendary 7 points ago +7 / -0

I didn't even know his campaign slogan. Goes to show how prolific ol' Joe is.

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fighting for the "soul of the nation" was too racist.

He'll probably switch to a 3rd slogan at some point.

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texascpa 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the hell does it even mean?

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

What type of bear is best?

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Jimboslice73 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not Better Business Bureau?

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MustBeTrump 45 points ago +45 / -0

Yeah that line really pained me, can we all just take a step back and acknowledge what is happening here, this is pure elder abuse and it's so strange that they get to run a guy who's clearly lost his marbles and then tripped on them and nobody bats an eye!?

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MustBeTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm not expressing any sympathy towards the guy, moreso disgust at his handlers and the media and anyone who decides to support this.

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h203h 7 points ago +7 / -0

that's right. he also wants you and your family to suffer. He doesn't give a fuck about Americans.

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Jaqen 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think his handlers and constituents want that.

But Joe himself doesn't want much beyond soft foods like ice cream and applesauce at this point. Dude is barely functional, let alone coherent enough to be a bad guy.

It is sad (elder abuse is cruel), funny (he's a walking meme factory), and horrifying (this is really happening) all at the same time.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's only going to get more difficult for him as the pressure increases until November.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'd be deteriorating anyway, never mind with the pressure of running for President, all we can do is laugh along at the clown show.

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man if there's a Trump debate, I'll need so much popcorn

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amopheldupsidedown 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ol' Gerald Ford switcharoo

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Dirk_Diggler 13 points ago +13 / -0

That pause, was the voice screaming in his ear correcting him.

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luckily you have a post history, otherwise I wouldn't have known if it was actually Joe talking to me or not!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

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Jarhead1812 4 points ago +4 / -0

From the folks who brought you comedy classics like Amy Schumer.

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DarkMemeDuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just like saying he was Joe Biden's husband.