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MrsNos 47 points ago +47 / -0

He’s constantly tested! Although I think the testing involves shouting ‘Joe’ and seeing if he responds...

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 28 points ago +28 / -0

He’s constantly tested!

Notice how they never say he passes the tests?

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PhilosoGuido 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like Fauxcahontas getting tested for Native American DNA. Still none. Wait, we found 1/1024th.

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Sandman441 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm sure they have to yell it a few times.

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DomBoner 10 points ago +10 / -0

JOE!

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Sandman441 7 points ago +7 / -0

did you say Jon? I knew a jon back in duckity duckity two, where am I at?

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SixteenBeatsAOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like Joey -- as in "When I was little, my grandfather said 'Joey, a man has to have a job to feel whole' . . . blah, blah, blah".

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SherlockHolmes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doctor after calling Joe's name: "Oh shit, a 47 second response time..."

Biden mafia man: "So what's the results?"

Doctor: eyes explosives bulging out of mafia man's pockets

"Perfectly fine!"

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leftists: "OMG HAHAHAH THAT WAS COMIC GENIUS!!! Biden is going to be up 3 more points after this!!! I'm so inspired to elect him!"