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mykillk 219 points ago +219 / -0

Simpothy McVeigh

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HillarysHairyAss 49 points ago +49 / -0

I don’t know WTF that even means, but it made me laugh just the same. I guess I need to get my dog a cookie now?

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commie_asshoe 25 points ago +25 / -0

Well now I laughed at this. But I don't have a dog, anyone know what I'm supposed to do?

Fuck it, I'm going to the next room to get my own damn cookie.

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Reddinatored 22 points ago +22 / -0

Gen Z just outed itself, s’ok Pede. I gotchu fam:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back in the 1990s, a college stoodint to me: "Yeah, Viet Nam, what was the all about?"

It happens in every generation, pede.

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Reddinatored 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, and Boomers heading out to SW Asia knew nothing about the area because the war in Europe of WW2 was all that mattered. Takes a while to learn that more came before you were around.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

... and a cookie.

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xBigCoffinHunter 23 points ago +23 / -0

I’m fucking dyin here

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Cesare_Borgia 15 points ago +15 / -0

Now that's funny. Well done!

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Jk485 12 points ago +13 / -1

SIMPly amazing!

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ShampocalypseWOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like Homo Simpson.

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Epic_Caramel [S] 102 points ago +102 / -0

Link to twitter thread: https://twitter.com/animegorilla/status/1288233974742028293

He's on video throwing the bomb at the courthouse https://twitter.com/animegorilla/status/1288235577725386752?s=20

Same guy who got a chub while shielding that degenerate chick a few days back. https://twitter.com/animegorilla/status/1288236446780989448?s=20

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KuhlooKuhlay 42 points ago +42 / -0

more gravel in her snatch than Lena Dunham's little sister.

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A_Russian_Wall 21 points ago +21 / -0

sex worker

You misspelled whore

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REEEEEEEEEEE 11 points ago +11 / -0

Earned him the nickname Beta Blocker

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VinlandThistle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think so. Man, I hope there wasn't more than one.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine the smell.

Chemical warfare

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RussianBlyat 26 points ago +26 / -0

She was pretty clearly annoyed that he was there. She kept pushing him away and he just didn't get the hint. Perfect example of rape culture and mansplaining . This guy is obviously a sexist and gang rapist. He probably drinks beer too!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

White knight. OK m'lady, I protected you. Now do I get laid?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 19 points ago +19 / -0

What exactly is this supposed to be doing? Why parade around naked? Seriously starting to wonder if maybe a foreign government has been using some secret weapon to make people mentally ill. Where are all these absolute lunatics coming from?

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AutumnCrystal7777777 12 points ago +12 / -0

Psychotropics used by 20%of the population made in China...methinks you right, but no secret.

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marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Parading around naked is a time-honored tradition for wimmenz who don't seem to be able to "use their words" and instead want to receive The Male Gaze to get all of that lovely attention, and pretend that instead they are engaged in political protest.

Solipsism. Nothing more than solipsism combined with a lack of shame and an inability to properly form and promote one's thoughts.

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Freddie_Threepwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confessions of a KGB Defector, 6 minute video:

https://youtu.be/IQPsKvG6WMI

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Wankerton 10 points ago +10 / -0

Am I missing something? Is he actually protecting the naked girl from anything or is he just rubbing his body up against her?

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's protecting her against toxic masculinity, (and rubbing himself against her.) Classic white knight.

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residue69 95 points ago +95 / -0

She says he's a "protester" like she thinks it's his job.

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Helix 49 points ago +49 / -0

He’s probably getting paid better for protesting than he would elsewhere.

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freebirdie 24 points ago +24 / -0

It probably is. Soros bucks.

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TorchesPitchforks 94 points ago +94 / -0

Gam gam!!!!!

You're making me look like a dweeb in front of the other revolutionaries!!!!!

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0bama 28 points ago +28 / -0

Lock her up

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Mostprobably 40 points ago +41 / -1

Every man who identifies as Left (Dem/socialist), is not a real man

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Jutts 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would have called him a flying faggot back in the day.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

MFFA Make faggots fly again

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Jutts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. I agree. We were sorta harsh in the halls of my high school. It’s just so satisfying to say!

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Jutts 2 points ago +2 / -0

So true. I don’t really hate homos. I just think the word is funny.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Was promised naked woman, now gets naked man.

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, his grandma buys him his revolutionary gear ...

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can tell she was mad about it because she didnt make it for him.

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17MAGA76 57 points ago +58 / -1

Nantifa

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AntsCamera 48 points ago +48 / -0

I love these mothers basement revolutionaries. No consequences for their action cuz grammy will come down to the police station and get them out, then make them a chocolate milkshake with whipped cream when they get home.

Never say anything about them crying the entire car ride home and pay for his lawyer and his fines. These are the people that change the world, right guize?!???

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Unbent 12 points ago +12 / -0

More like #MeToo'd

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jubyeonin 8 points ago +8 / -0

gets arrested

The only time he touched her was when she ignored him and brushed by him.

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Mrsattorney 40 points ago +41 / -1

That's hilarious! Antifa defeated by granny!

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buco 27 points ago +27 / -0

Thank you Memaw!

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crimsonfancy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Now known as Mememaw. Forever.

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Rucktoe 28 points ago +28 / -0

Enjoy prison douchebag

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Barbs 26 points ago +26 / -0

Everybody seems to be missing the best part: “incentivized review.”

She got a reward from the vendor while narcing out her grandson, lol.

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futuregodemperor 22 points ago +22 / -0

They DARE test the power of weaponized autism??????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(DEEP BREATH)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PropagandaWizard1984 26 points ago +26 / -0

The Autists hardly broke a sweet from what I read on the thread. Poor kid picked a rare vest covered in brand names you could see from space. A generic multicam plate carrier would have been much harder to trace. Many people have them.

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Kaarous 21 points ago +21 / -0

Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

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raptorjeebus86 21 points ago +21 / -0

Simp Team 6 NEEDS to be a hashtag or something. That is hilarious.

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LaisreVortnoc 19 points ago +19 / -0

What grandmother gets their grandson a TACTICAL VEST. These people are absolutely NUTS!! My grandma would weep if I participated in such anti American demonstrations.

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getkek 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is her user name “gramma f” or is it “gramm af”?

Also am I missing something here how 4chan could link the grandmother’s based on a review?

Edit: Oh my word the picture was actually posted by her, lmao. I thought it was part of this win roast post.

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WE_WILL_WIN_BIGLY 14 points ago +14 / -0

If the government wants to find you they will scour the earth until they DO!

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Comanche_Moon 27 points ago +27 / -0

4chan will find you faster.

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

The government runs 4Chan you silly goose!

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pede8 12 points ago +12 / -0

I guess it is time to add him to the bag.

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casualdiverter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Weaponized autism at its finest

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spaceghost17 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nothing more deadly than weaponized autism!

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why does he need a special vest to "protest"?

Hint: it has nothing to do with the feds, and everything with it not being a "protest."

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LittleBlackKat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gramtifa.

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exorthderp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Of course Nana bought him the vest bc I’m sure he doesn’t have a job. Probably protesting bc he’s mad his liberal arts degree in art history isn’t getting him anywhere.

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BritPedeMEGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

GloboHomo colours on his vest? Nothing like announcing to everyone that didn’t ask who you like to sleep with. Not sure what the other logos are.

“R”- certificate R? For retarded? Revolutionary?

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raybiker73 7 points ago +7 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PropagandaWizard1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

He might as well have worn a fucking name tag!

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VinlandThistle 11 points ago +11 / -0

She probably wrote his name on his underpants, too.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

That will be nice in jail as they are getting ripped off of him. It makes it less awkward for the guy ripping his panties off because it helps him remember the twinks name.

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AntsCamera 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is so the cops, when they feel like doing their job know where to aim the rubber bullets and tear gas canisters at.

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Freak_Flier 1 point ago +1 / -0

It does absolutely nothing. Made for larping wanna-be's https://store.hudsonouterwear.com/products/icons-vest-blue

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pookiee68 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bubba's House of Pain.

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Username Grammaf. Fuck this shit is gold.

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

UNASIMPER

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BestTimeToBAlive 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stfu! Is this For real?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes!

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JKillen 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Fuck you, grandma 👵"

Seriously though this week keeps getting better

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AllAmericanAdonis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hope he loses an eye.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best autists, believe me

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weaponized

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also sexually assaulted the woman. Grabbing her ass whilst "protecting her".

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Please offer more context, friends. I'm still not sure where this comes from.

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1080pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to believe she knew exactly what she was doing and that this Gramma was sick of her grandson's dumb shit.

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Theyreallinonit 2 points ago +2 / -0

need to have that woman arrested for terrorism also.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Federal bomb charges during a riot. Last guy I know that got that had to do 20 years and he wasn't labeled a terrorista.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simper fail?

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Change the grandmother, too.

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Stepheddit 1 point ago +2 / -1

Surely this is fake. So pathetic!

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Magentapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gam-Gam is unintentional 4chan Weaponized Autism unmasker. God, what a timeline.

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erefernow 1 point ago +1 / -0

If granny buys your revolution clothes.... you might be a faggot.

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

NSFW!!!! You have been warned. This is the punk.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288236446780989448