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pmurTJdlanoD 258 points ago +258 / -0

If this is photoshop, it's amazing. If it's not, it's pathetic as fuck.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 51 points ago +66 / -15

yeah his handwriting is the worst I've ever seen so far

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fat50 122 points ago +122 / -0

Honestly, I was thinking the exact opposite.

It's much better than mine.

Maybe he's faking the senility.

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Johnson 84 points ago +87 / -3

I do not think he is faking anything. He just does not run on what he actually believes, so it makes him sound like someone lying to the cops about why he is there. He also does not even know the platform as it changes and trips up on some of the completely illogical points.

No amount of brainpower could make someone argue this side smoothly.

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SecondProtectsFirst 80 points ago +80 / -0

“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”

“The...thing?”

“Cmon, man! Check my record!”

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Gadsden 17 points ago +17 / -0

This comment is gold.

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Santaball 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lmao all its missing is, "you aint black!"

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

👏👏👏

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pmurTJdlanoD 29 points ago +30 / -1

No way, he could be a Hollywood megastar if he can fake dementia this well.

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Dell_Fargus 28 points ago +28 / -0

Gives him plausible deniability for his bullshit in Ukraine and China. "Just pretend that you don't know here you're at."

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PeanutbutterMAGAtime 5 points ago +5 / -0

It reminds me of Uncle Leo stealing books in Seinfeld, “I’m an old man! I thought I paid for these!”

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I don't remember" See? He's telling the truth!

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DarkBerry 22 points ago +23 / -1

Likely one of his aides. He no longer has the capacity for that many thoughts, or he would have some of that in his brain.

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TheMAGAnificent 14 points ago +14 / -0

The sub sections are perfectly lined up. Maybe it's one of those where you lose language skills but retain motor skills.

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SuddenlyClintoned 13 points ago +14 / -1

Definitely someone else writing it. That's much more likely than faking senility - and honestly, these are the sorts of talking points an aide would offer if he really were senile.

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UpTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think someone else wrote it

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pmurTJdlanoD 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Let's see how people react to Kamala VP." That kind of honeypot? Agreed.

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ronaldcamillo123 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m skeptical. Black people hate Kamala.

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pmurTJdlanoD 16 points ago +16 / -0

But they could be testing the water to see if rioting changed that at all.

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DarkBerry 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep yep yep! And she, in turn, hates black people!

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Captain-D 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same, two “oopsies” with Kamala for the public to react to? Nah.

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Magatronic 37 points ago +37 / -0

I’m an amateur handwriting expert from a Ivy League mail order degree college as of today and everything about his handwriting suggests he fucks children if they’re not black and smell good.

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Darth_Vader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let's remember, Biden has never actually been exonerated of fucking children.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 21 points ago +21 / -0

My handwriting is worse than that. Way worse. He's a fucking calligrapher compared to me. He's also an empty suit with dementia, but I can't fault his handwriting.

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Modernturnkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

I really don't think he writes his own notes.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be really interesting to find an old copy of his handwriting and compare....

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fazzman23 24 points ago +24 / -0

"tell the truth"

he has to write that down so he doesnt forget...

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats under the list of 'things not to do'

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shintosurfer 7 points ago +8 / -1

What is most likely, one of his handlers gave him notes to try and keep him on topic so he doesn't get lost. Those are reminders, not notes. Otherwise, he ends up sniffing kids and telling harry leg pedophile stories and the don't want him bringing up the hotdog and pizza parties Obama throws with the Clinton.

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Reclaimer69 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Highly Qualified"

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HeavyVetting 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's at a tough angle but our seasoned meme warriors can make it work.

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0bama 41 points ago +41 / -0

Its at the perfect angle for low-effort shit posting which is my speciality.

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obama was a shitter from the start.

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Magatronic 16 points ago +16 / -0

Saw it already and it’s fucking hilarious. There’s a nose sniffing, some heels up silhouettes, and more. Man, I love this place.

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thatvegasguy77 103 points ago +103 / -0

If anyone could match up this photo to questions that were asked by news reporters referencing these subjects that would be very interesting

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Titan93 37 points ago +37 / -0

I heard him talk about restoring soul whe fox news cut away from bill barr to make sure they captured him saying it.

Never mind the souls of the unborn and children. Bidens gonna restore the soul of america to.. uh.. caring only for the most superficial things like a president that talks sweet but stabs us right in eye gut with worthless policies

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like just a bullet point list of big notes to hit for a speech. Pretty standard stuff in practice.

Weak bullet points though

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

The homer Simpson extreme facelift version

https://images.app.goo.gl/9igbSDw6d2swFEov6

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Detective51 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don’t vote for him, then you ain’t black.

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Muffinman 68 points ago +68 / -0

That must have been a gross BJ

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Doth 34 points ago +34 / -0

Like sucking on a string cheese you forgot in your Christmas stocking since last year.

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Doth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Here's the deal! I'd name a goat as my VP if it could slob knob like Heels!

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hereticpatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤮

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://images.app.goo.gl/zZiWJM8S6GdqZhqV6

Click it. You know you want to.

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20KAG20 4 points ago +5 / -1

I likey but fuck google

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ModsBanPaleos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shooting dust loads

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Rothbard 60 points ago +60 / -0

Wait is this legit? What does it say exactly. Good to see it says rebuild me. Basically, he is hoping the VP will do his job for him.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 51 points ago +52 / -1

Probably “Rebuild ME” as in Middle East. So more of our money and lives tinkering with that bullshit.

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TraeSnoozy 25 points ago +25 / -0

Translation: Moar Woar.

Trump has been great at unwinding the adventurism Bush and Obama got us into. It's strange watching anti-war Democrats demand more.

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OconusLurex 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is a 100% accurate translation of that Orwellian phrase.

Moar war, and the restoration of all their war profiteering gravy trains. Remember it was Biden who was appointed Obama's "point person" for Iraq during the occupation, and used it to set his brother, James' construction company up with a $1,500,000,000 contract to "rebuild," despite that company having no experience in building the residential units this contract was for. The deal, of course, evaporated and the homes were never built, but not before James pocketed a good cut of that that $1.5billion.

Edit: Looking at the handwriting, I'm certain it doesn't say "ME" - ML, MC, Md, all work. My money's on "MC" - "manufacturing capacity" - because that phrase is in his campaign literature.

Edit2: It wouldn't make sense for him to bring up ME to the public anyway, maybe if it was a meeting with donors, but I'm sure he wants the public to forget that he supported any of that - just as he likely has.

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Captain-D 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is actually funny because no one gives a shit about the ME right now. It’s a dated topic that this generation can’t relate to and old people (and veterans) like me don’t want shit to do with it any longer.

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20KAG20 5 points ago +6 / -1

That doesn’t make sense though. I think he’s referring to the last 100 days till the election so rebuilding Middle East doesn’t fit.

He does need to rebuild his image though so it might actually be ME

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

Well, you don't. Christian Zionism was a pretty big thing in the early 20thC.

The British Government was filled with those.

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_____________ 18 points ago +18 / -0

It is a "C". Rebuild Middle Class.

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had-to-chime-in 8 points ago +8 / -0

its definitely a C

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might be, but it looks more like an L, but he's senile so who knows.

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OconusLurex 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked at it closely, and am sure it's not ME. I believe it's MC, in which case it would likely stand for "manufacturing capacity," because that phrase shows up in his campaign literature.

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Nan4eva 55 points ago +55 / -0

Please let there be a debate.

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Sususu 52 points ago +53 / -1

When was the last time Biden has spoke a original thought not handed to him by his handlers?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 57 points ago +58 / -1

Ummmm .. Corn Pop? Leg hair?

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closet_conservative 50 points ago +51 / -1

Imagine having to write "Great Respect For Her" as talking point notes. How do you not remember that point? This is really embarrassing and shows how far gone Biden really is.

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B3fre 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is clearly what they want him to say.

There's no need to write down anything like that, even if you were preparing a speech for yourself.

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HeavyVetting 37 points ago +37 / -0

Imagine having "great respect" for that woman.

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JamesBond007 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’s going to give him Lifetime sniffs

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Judging by his current state and her past behavior that's not saying much.

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PhilosoGuido 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has so much respect for her that he had to write himself a note so that he wouldn't forget how much respect he has.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair if he doesn't write it down he probably mostly remembers by sense of smell at this point.

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excellente_magnifico 14 points ago +14 / -0

Door #3 for the win.

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RoboCopsmiddlefinger 27 points ago +27 / -0

Kamala Harris-

Do not hold grudges

Campaigned with me (???)

talented

great help to campaign

great respect for her

Dept of Justice Reform-

The Peoples lawyer

Not the Presidents Lawyer

Highest Qualifications

Decisions on law and fact

Last 100 day-

Offering Cleanest (???)

Tell the Truth

Listen to Scientist

Take Responsibility

Restore (Soul?)

Rebuild (MC or Me?)

Unite Country

VP-

Highly Qualified

Diverse Group

Barack-

(???) what to look (???)

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HyperCarbs 26 points ago +26 / -0

girl handwriting.

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HyperCarbs 14 points ago +14 / -0

Looks like paper you'd pick up form a 3rd class hotel. His name is on the top so he can remember.

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cornpops_razer 21 points ago +21 / -0

Damn, I thought /pol was just bullshitting

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YaBoiJacob 8 points ago +8 / -0

What did they say

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cornpops_razer 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's where this image came from. I thought someone was just being a glowfag

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Vonsey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden was a marine?

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fighting Corn Pop was his crucible

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pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure he just eats the green ones.

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Filetsmignon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Do not be fooled into thinking the Politico item was a "mistake" or that this photo is being widely shared is coincidental. This is ALL PLANNED. Doesn't mean Heels Up won't be the VP nominee. Just that this is planned in some way to test or garner support. Dems have terrible policies, but they are not stupid.

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thatvegasguy77 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can anyone match this up to questions that were asked like it was coordinated that’d be interesting

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Titan93 7 points ago +7 / -0

He talked about restoring the soul of america

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Ricky_CIA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Holy fucking crap, is this NOT a shitpost?

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's real.

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zoober_floober 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cumala is definitely getting a test drive

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wharfthrowaway 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cum on her hair-is

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HuskeyG 6 points ago +6 / -0

click to zoom

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm actually surprised he can follow notes..

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DickTick 12 points ago +13 / -1

Niiiiccceee

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DestroyerofCobwebs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can you imagine having Kamala Harris as your VP? I don't care how addled he is, I just can't believe Joe Biden is the one making that decision.

She's not a team player, never has been. Kamala is out for Kamala.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be nice to get blowjobs whenever I wanted tho

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blow Jobs Matter

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it's a pedo symbol or no?

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wonder what sucking off a 85 year old man with dementia is like? 🤔

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahmagad dude, the visualization

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

😳

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it bad that I read "unite" as "untie"?

Had to read it again.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 7 points ago +8 / -1

"Gives great blowjobs"

... but that was under the DoJ Reform heading.

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Tron3k 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's readable, but I cant read it. Anybody???

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jc99ta 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell the truth... Only a Democrat has to remind themselves of this.

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Captain-D 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he weren’t such a corrupt liar I would feel humiliated for him.

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NuclearRocks1 5 points ago +5 / -0

No way he wrote that. Seems the chemical cocktail has been refined to give him 50 mins

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

PLEASE BE REAL. PLEASE BE REAL. PLEASE BE REAL.

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10gauge 5 points ago +6 / -1

He was having a stroke by the end of the list. Handwriting completely changed.

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OkieRedPiller 5 points ago +5 / -0

DOJ Reform

Must mean defund it all. Put in Crooked Hillary cronies.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hillary's cronies never left.

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Epicsoundwaves 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't even tell if this is fake at this point

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JuicyfearsMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't doubt Kamalas ability to swindle low information voters. She is as dangerous and evil as they come. Biden didn't write these notes, they're simply to remind him to keep on script and hopefully not embarrass himself.

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WJKovax 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought my hand writing sucked.

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MajorAppleHead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rebuild me?

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okdoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Rebuild Me" Da fuq?

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TexSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is the pen hiding the word "Black"? That's apparently the only VP qualifications for the Dems.

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Dell_Fargus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bullet point #17 - Her hair smells nicer than Elizabeth Warren's.

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RPNCalculator 3 points ago +3 / -0

rebuild me WTF?

Anyway this is my first post here, what a great site.

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Miserable_company 2 points ago +2 / -0

They did a great job building it, didn’t they?

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UrShulgi 2 points ago +2 / -0

We really have the best websites, people, just the best...

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Roguepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last 100 Days -- TELL The Truth!