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WhiskeyAndCoffee 51 points ago +66 / -15

yeah his handwriting is the worst I've ever seen so far

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fat50 122 points ago +122 / -0

Honestly, I was thinking the exact opposite.

It's much better than mine.

Maybe he's faking the senility.

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Johnson 84 points ago +87 / -3

I do not think he is faking anything. He just does not run on what he actually believes, so it makes him sound like someone lying to the cops about why he is there. He also does not even know the platform as it changes and trips up on some of the completely illogical points.

No amount of brainpower could make someone argue this side smoothly.

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SecondProtectsFirst 80 points ago +80 / -0

“Where ya headed tonight sir?”

“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”

“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”

“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”

“Which store?”

“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”

“What were you going to get there?”

“You know, the thing.”

“The...thing?”

“Cmon, man! Check my record!”

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pmurTJdlanoD 29 points ago +30 / -1

No way, he could be a Hollywood megastar if he can fake dementia this well.

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Dell_Fargus 28 points ago +28 / -0

Gives him plausible deniability for his bullshit in Ukraine and China. "Just pretend that you don't know here you're at."

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PeanutbutterMAGAtime 5 points ago +5 / -0

It reminds me of Uncle Leo stealing books in Seinfeld, “I’m an old man! I thought I paid for these!”

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I don't remember" See? He's telling the truth!

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DarkBerry 22 points ago +23 / -1

Likely one of his aides. He no longer has the capacity for that many thoughts, or he would have some of that in his brain.

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TheMAGAnificent 14 points ago +14 / -0

The sub sections are perfectly lined up. Maybe it's one of those where you lose language skills but retain motor skills.

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SuddenlyClintoned 13 points ago +14 / -1

Definitely someone else writing it. That's much more likely than faking senility - and honestly, these are the sorts of talking points an aide would offer if he really were senile.

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UpTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think someone else wrote it

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pmurTJdlanoD 33 points ago +33 / -0

"Let's see how people react to Kamala VP." That kind of honeypot? Agreed.

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ronaldcamillo123 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m skeptical. Black people hate Kamala.

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pmurTJdlanoD 16 points ago +16 / -0

But they could be testing the water to see if rioting changed that at all.

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DarkBerry 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep yep yep! And she, in turn, hates black people!

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Captain-D 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same, two “oopsies” with Kamala for the public to react to? Nah.

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Magatronic 37 points ago +37 / -0

I’m an amateur handwriting expert from a Ivy League mail order degree college as of today and everything about his handwriting suggests he fucks children if they’re not black and smell good.

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Darth_Vader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let's remember, Biden has never actually been exonerated of fucking children.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 21 points ago +21 / -0

My handwriting is worse than that. Way worse. He's a fucking calligrapher compared to me. He's also an empty suit with dementia, but I can't fault his handwriting.

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Modernturnkey 11 points ago +11 / -0

I really don't think he writes his own notes.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would be really interesting to find an old copy of his handwriting and compare....

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