I do not think he is faking anything. He just does not run on what he actually believes, so it makes him sound like someone lying to the cops about why he is there. He also does not even know the platform as it changes and trips up on some of the completely illogical points.
No amount of brainpower could make someone argue this side smoothly.
I do not think he is faking anything. He just does not run on what he actually believes, so it makes him sound like someone lying to the cops about why he is there. He also does not even know the platform as it changes and trips up on some of the completely illogical points.
No amount of brainpower could make someone argue this side smoothly.
“Where ya headed tonight sir?”
“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”
“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”
“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”
“Which store?”
“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”
“What were you going to get there?”
“You know, the thing.”
“The...thing?”
“Cmon, man! Check my record!”
This comment is gold.
Lmao all its missing is, "you aint black!"
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