2333 Clear shot of Biden's notes... (media.patriots.win) posted 261 days ago by kek_saved_the_world 261 days ago by kek_saved_the_world +2333 / -0 211 comments share 211 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (211) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 80 ▼ – SecondProtectsFirst 80 points 261 days ago +80 / -0 “Where ya headed tonight sir?” “I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!” “Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?” “Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first” “Which store?” “The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.” “What were you going to get there?” “You know, the thing.” “The...thing?” “Cmon, man! Check my record!” permalink save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – Gadsden 17 points 261 days ago +17 / -0 This comment is gold. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – Santaball 17 points 261 days ago +17 / -0 Lmao all its missing is, "you aint black!" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Dumdum 2 points 261 days ago +2 / -0 👏👏👏 permalink parent save report block reply
“Where ya headed tonight sir?”
“I was just, I was uh, I was driving to the hospital to go see my sick mother. Wait, not my mother, my sister. They switched on me!”
“Then why were you driving north when the hospital is south of here?”
“Is it? You lying dog faced...uh...look, fat, I had to go pick something up at the store first”
“Which store?”
“The uh, Safeway. No wait not the Safeway, that’s down the road, I used to work there...forgot where we were. I meant the Albertson’s.”
“What were you going to get there?”
“You know, the thing.”
“The...thing?”
“Cmon, man! Check my record!”
This comment is gold.
Lmao all its missing is, "you aint black!"
👏👏👏