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closet_conservative 33 points ago +33 / -0

Has Trump assigned her a nickname yet?

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OGpsywar 29 points ago +30 / -1

Suggest: 'Placeholder Harris'
(Until Vice President Hillary has her killed.)

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DefineTheLine 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean his willie is brown...

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rootGoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forward by Willie 'Brown Willie' Brown?

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Between her and Stretchin Grechen I think I have a new T-shirt idea: Liberal chicks take it in the ass so they can be a pain in ours.

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drsowells1fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala Kush

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah I heard it was CUM RAG HARRIS!!!!!!!

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chelthing 15 points ago +15 / -0

Toppest kek if he goes with "Heels Up," but he tends to stay on the clean and wholesome side.

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Jack_NC 17 points ago +17 / -0

She's getting her big chance with Biden. I hope she doesn't blow it!

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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think she'll blow it. She won't be able to help herself.

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

practice makes perfect. Muscle memory and all that.

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Necrovoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Calling Kamala the "Beige Disaster" would be accurate but would backfire.

Some possible choices:

Riot Girl Kamala
Riot Rider Kamala
Jussie's Girl
Willy's Sidepiece
Plan B Kamala (Since we know Joe isn't thei voter's first choice)
Yes Girl Kamala
Enemy With Benefits Kamala

Spez - Not sure if it lines up time wise - but depending on the real timeline when Kamala really started to be involved with Willie Brown (1990 or before?) and when Brown really left his wife (1984+?) Trump might be able to use Homewrecker Harris.

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iPertinax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plan B is probably the most effective and least offensive/off-putting/clean. Reminds the marxist identitarian left that they don't have a woman at the head of the ticket.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

He usually sticks to alliterations when choosing names, but Jussie's Girl is the best!

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prison Labor Kamala

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala was just trying to be like her ancestors who owned slaves. Being descended from slaveholders isn't going to play well for her. I wonder if the DNC has forgotten that fact.

https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/07/10/kamala-harris-ancestors-owned-slaves-too/

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point - I’d forgotten, too.

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Biden's token candidate" or just "token" for short.

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RosettaStone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. And that's why he probably won't go with "Big Mike" if Michelle joins Biden.

But he might get away with "Big Michelle" or "Obama 2.0".

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Supersaiyanbroly737 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lamestream Media wants Trump to look bad in that pathetic fake news article.

But all of Trump's predictions turned out to be true.

If his right about all those, he's either always right or he's a time traveler. Could be both.

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

He should call her "Kamala Brown" and then say "Oh, wait, she's not Willie Brown's wife? Could have fooled me."

https://i.imgur.com/as3vcPN.jpg

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Ninki333 6 points ago +6 / -0

Commie Kamala?

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 19 points ago +19 / -0

It should say Foreskin by Willie Brown not forward.

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Doth 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, or at least use "foreword"

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DarkestMatt 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean honestly, it’s just embarrasssing.

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Frequent92 8 points ago +8 / -0

...and become a lizard woman.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn't recognize her standing vertically.

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OkieRedPiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well she is wearing the bedsheet and pearl anal beads

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like a pearl necklace.

"She didnt want to swallow so I gave her a pearl necklace."

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Iron Shiek Voice) Harris, you are punk mother fucker, you are fucking slut, the only reason you got where you were in the US Politics is because you suck Willie Brown's DICK and you fucking suck Willie Brown's ASS!

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JunkieBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her family also owned more slaves than 99.9% of the white people she now expects reparations from, for African Americans. Which she isnt

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ralphw 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is Jamaican

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nothingberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jamaican Hillary

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forward by Willie Brown had me rolling

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Supplyjackal3002 2 points ago +2 / -0

Backward by Willie Brown as well.

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CanadianTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

So close pede!

FOREPLAY by willie brown

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USA-dude-69 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Bang your way to the top"

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has got to be one of the absolute worst choices if they make that choice....and I completely approve. She will be ripped to shreds when we raid that skeleton closet. The dirt digging on this fraud will be easy.

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friendofno1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is she posing like a 90s sitcom theme song freeze frame?

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Gunsmonkey22 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a great pick for us. A prickly bitch whom has treated her own citizens like shit. I can't wait to see her ass torn asunder, Just like Willie did.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Suck your way to the ro

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I finally see it

Why she’s such a good fit for Biden

S L E E P Y O U R W A Y I N T O P O L I T I C S

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Gunsmonkey22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Free Labor Harris?

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Colonel_Dax 1 point ago +1 / -0

She should admit that her ability to suck starting a leaf blower is impressive...

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Magamom2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

She likes a good pearl necklace

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Eurpoean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should say, "Tips by Willie Brown"

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Jubal777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well...I guess at least she's good at something.

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Smagyarown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't it say on the bottom, "Forward by Brown's Willie"?

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

"How To Lose A Running Mate In 10 Days"

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HangtownBill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be "Suck Your Way Into Politics"

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InfidelViking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! Literally made me laugh so freaking hard this morning....nice one

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SoAngryRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Learn politics while you sleep!

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coffee_grdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

any chapters dedicated to putting people away for minor drug offenses??

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hay Fever Harris, she now looks like a bloated tomato with feline DNA. Boy George sing me off _ KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KAMALA, you nasty hoe, the men cum and gooooooo!

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KEKtheMIGHTY1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forwarded, I'll say. She was fellatio'ed forward by Willie Brown, kek.

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TRUMP4USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vice Presidental Sex Worker.

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ConservativeFromCali 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people sleep through school, others sleep through politics

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Gunsmonkey22 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha....her own Eric Weinstein.

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MaoHatesSparrows 1 point ago +1 / -0

What sleeping? I guarantee you she didn't sleep a single second.

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mostooge 1 point ago +1 / -0

She did it the old-fashioned way, on her back.

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BrewSwillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have used her new face.

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