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ALRIGHT, which one of you Nimble Navigators did this!? (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by Doth ago by Doth +2894 / -0
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freewillsetstruth 128 points ago +128 / -0

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ Wife's boyfriend reference is how you know it's an authentic review!

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1776-or-1984 45 points ago +46 / -1

Poster by "Reclaimed Time" hahahaha

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AlphaNathan 38 points ago +38 / -0

correct age and gender!

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AlphaNathan 26 points ago +26 / -0

pipe-shaped liberation devices

ded

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Tejanopede 54 points ago +54 / -0

Dude, did those bigots try to get you to gender yourself?

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rob0Pede 46 points ago +46 / -0

I’m not answering gender until attack helicopter is an option.

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RiverFenix 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even then... there are so many AH's on the spectrum. Good luck trying to cover them all in a dropdown

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Doth [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It was LITERAL ACTUAL PHYSICAL VIOLENCE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Trashaccount121 45 points ago +45 / -0

That, my friend, would be me. I honestly didn't think it would be approved from "moderation".

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The_Litehaus_Abides 17 points ago +17 / -0

Excellent shitposting. Kudos!

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Doth [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

To those about to shitpost:

WEEEEEE SALUTE YOUUUUU

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Yeti2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exquisite

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inspir3dgenius 26 points ago +26 / -0

Reclaimed Time = Barr Review?

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Doth [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

EXTRA FRESH AND SPICY!

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OrangeManGreatAgain 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gender: No.

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Junkevil 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is great. Reclaimed time. Pipe shaped liberation devices. Wife's boyfriend. Prefer not to say gender. Well done.

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +8 / -0

So many bases covered, it begins to bypass their sensors.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Simpothy McVeigh!

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Doth [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Saw the one after the fact! These reviews are as golden as GEOTUS's hair!

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DarkBerry 7 points ago +7 / -0

Link to the vest? I have some pipe-shaped liberation devices I need to transport on my person.

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skidplate 3 points ago +3 / -0

More helpful reviews! Thanks.

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DarkBerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

damn, out of stock!

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Doth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need to bring it back with a flower print version that includes a buttplug holster. Because you've gotta take it out sometimes, right, soyboys?

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theRealdakkath 6 points ago +6 / -0

Last line kills me.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reclaimed Time.... LOL!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well obviously it was Reclaimed Time OP.

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

After that grandma one, this is getting into some bizarre Poe's law territory.

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Doth [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perhaps more eerily so than anything else to date. The soy cucks are BECOMING our memes about them!

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Unhappymeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top shelf Kek!!

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

"My wife's boyfriend" is a really nice dude from what I hear. A very giving person lol!

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ds420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Impressive length!

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proDeoEtPatria 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHA

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Trump_2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glorious. XD

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ShinzonLives 3 points ago +3 / -0

You misspelled "cuck"

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Trashaccount121 2 points ago +2 / -0

They took down our accurate reviews pedes :'(

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Doth [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We will rebuild!!

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Moon_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please tell me he got one for his wife's son!!!!

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Trashaccount121 5 points ago +5 / -0

Umm, my wife's son identifies as a gender non-conforming semihemidemiquasitransmaxibisexual, thank you very much.

Bigot.

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Doth [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can only hope!

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

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