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Diotima 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anyone list the top 5 black achievements of the past 10,000 years?

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NotoriousCIC 6 points ago +6 / -0

PHAT BEATZ!

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Wharf_Rat 5 points ago +5 / -0

the ironing board, a piece of a lightbulb, egg beater, pencil sharpener, potato chips

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

an eggbeater! wow, moving parts!!!

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Diotima 1 point ago +1 / -0

a board on collapsible legs... yeah thats a real revolution for mankind.

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kidboogaloo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Peanut butter

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NotoriousCIC 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a common myth, by the way.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

like riots?

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NotoriousCIC 5 points ago +5 / -0

"In 1884 Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Canada patented peanut paste, the finished product from milling roasted peanuts between two heated surfaces. In 1895 Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (the creator of Kellogg's cereal) patented a process for creating peanut butter from raw peanuts. He marketed it as a healthy protein substitute for patients without teeth."

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, uh... they dindu nuffin.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super soakers.