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AlphaNathan 456 points ago +457 / -1

Gets unbanned, immediately sh*tposts

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wong 218 points ago +218 / -0

We will shitpost in the shade.

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Chalupamancer 43 points ago +43 / -0

We shall shitpost on the seas, we shall shitpost on the beaches. We shall shitpost on sacred ground and on the fields and in the streets We shall shitpost on the hills, on planes and in bathrooms.

We shall never surrender! And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this nation loses its election or a large part of it were subjugated by violence and starving, then our pedes will carry on the struggle and shitpost, until in Kek's name, a new time for freedom and liberation exists for all!

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ZeroDeltaTango 129 points ago +133 / -4

Love it! 46 is just as savage if not moreso than 45

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nanowerx 84 points ago +84 / -0

Some damn good genes. Imagine when Barron gets unleashed... It's gonna be glorious!

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Racerx719 40 points ago +40 / -0

Time travel does that to ones body

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Ameronaut 16 points ago +16 / -0

The story of Paul Bunyan is Barron's autobiography, written after he discovered time travel

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r4ptur3 14 points ago +14 / -0

Somewhere between his time travel and training under Master Chuck Norris.

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trm17118 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm not a big fan of dynasties but I would hate it if the mission to stop the deep state ended with 45. Other than Jr. I don't know who else would continue to fight as hard in the face of such horrendous opposition. Go Jr.!

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolutely!

Dynasty = choice of leader based SOLELY or PRIMARILY on name/familial ties. Bad.

46 = choice based on YEARS of observing his bountiful charisma and—dare I say it—presidential demeanor, his interactions with press and other detractors, his true-blue American patriotism, passionate defense of 1A and its best bud 2A, business acumen, leathery toughness, and unsinkable, ceaseless, unrelenting animus against both the deepstate and its lapdog, the Mainstream Socialist Media (incl. "social" media)

Another four years of Donald Trump in the White House are not going to do ANYTHING to diminish the appetite of American patriots for Donald Trump in the White House. Instead, the people will be primed for the new, younger, even more energetic, vivacious and fuck-you-media version of Donald Trump. And! If we're lucky, he'll have something his father never had: another President Donald Trump to offer little pointers and suggestions to make him an even BETTER president. He will want to do his father proud, and he will make that happen.

We now know what a superlative, spectacular president looks, talks, and acts like. From now on, forever, nothing less will do. Jr. apparently fits the description—and will have another four years to hone his chops. As long as no other candidate comes along who's even more charismatic, more committed, more Trumpian, better qualified,...then Jr. will be drafted if he doesn't run first, will win the nomination handily, and will barrel into the White House ready to kick ass and take names.

May Heaven heed these humble words and grant our fervent prayer

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axrevolutionai 22 points ago +22 / -0

Behind every blade of grass, there is a shitpost.

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frankenbox 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's f'n brutal! I love it

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AsaNisiMAGA 142 points ago +142 / -0

I love that they gave one problem glasses.

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AsaNisiMAGA 31 points ago +31 / -0

You're right. Can't unsee that now. Whoa.

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knittinkittens 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs dark red lipstick.

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HocusLocus 22 points ago +22 / -0

[Thick framed glasses] OR if you've been around long enough to discover that thin plastic too thin (break) and thin metal bands too thin (lens pop out crimp damaged cannot fix) are planned obsolescence tactics... black is the only non-distraction color available. So thick plastic Buddy Holly Roy Orbison glasses it is. Built to last. Bonus: I'm the only one who doesn't have to look at my face.

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FluffiPuff 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like my thick-framed glasses. 😭My face is cute in them, and I can't break them as easy.

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I could but I can't get doxxed... yet.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oooo wee ooo I look just like Buddy Holly!

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BubblegumStickyHair 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey now. Thick framed glasses mean you don't need to wear as much eye makeup. Those glasses definitely have their benefits.

...Especially if your vision is so bad you need the thicker frames for the heavy duty lenses. : /

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ScionOfMaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meh. Thin frames don't look good on a boxy face. They look weak and dorky. There's plenty of face to go around even with a few mm of frame covering it.

I wear "problem" glasses because I tried every frame at the store and they were the best.

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cccpneveragain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've thought before that I might like to try some of those thicker glasses. Then I realized that nearly 100% of Communists choose that style. I even actually know someone personally that wears those things with no prescription as a style statement.

I prefer to distance myself from Communism so I stick with my thinner metal frames that I've worn almost my entire life.

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FAQ-REDDIT 28 points ago +28 / -0

Handicap Becky with wheel chair was pulled off the market because the Barby doll house was not handicap accessible.

In my opinion it should have been the other way around, recall the house, rebuild it with access.

No they hid the handicap person back into closet. Because it is about capitalism, and the cost to renovate the house exceeded the ROI profit margins.

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PaigeAshley 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's terrible, I didn't know they did that! And your right, they should have fixed the house, not take the doll away.

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FluffiPuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the Democrats for ya.

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fingerofkek 5 points ago +5 / -0

They just stuck her in the disappointments room.

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AsaNisiMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think that's right. "Look at me not caring! So bold! So brave!" So lame.

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SpeedyPrius1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugly is the new cool!

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Tellsyouhow 94 points ago +94 / -0

Nice to see a female campaign manager. Must be modelled on the only successful one to manage a presidential campaign.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 17 points ago +17 / -0

Came here to day: Congrats, Mattel on stepping up to honor the incomparable Kellyanne Conway (doll even looks like her)!

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DblFistinPiston 10 points ago +10 / -0

They all look like right wing women because they don't have dicks and look acceptable.

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supersecretaccount82 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly waiting for the SJW meltdowns because they're all conventionally attractive and feminine.

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SpeedyPrius1 4 points ago +4 / -0

No green hair, flaring nostrils and mouth open with a scream!

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PantsJihad 62 points ago +62 / -0

The fact that her head is hollow was my first indicator.

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alexnader 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wow, even in their fictitious, carefully crafted, SJW approved, dolls ... they don't make a single one of them a President --or worst case a Presidential Candidate-- ?

Interesting.

edit: my bad, first one on the list is a candidate.

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alexnader 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bad, you're totally right, thanks for pointing that out.

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plaaaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

They did in 2016. They sold some combos of varied female Prez & VP candidates iirc.

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Hayride 39 points ago +39 / -0

No Ken wearing a Barbie wig? Mattel = transphobic.

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I always knew that faggot was a faggot.

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ThisIsSparta 12 points ago +12 / -0

Actually, Ken's innocent. He used to drive a Convertible and was banging a hot chick until the Left came along

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tankmanban 6 points ago +6 / -0

But he had his junk removed to do all that.

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de9ebkmd7 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ken has always been a post-op xir.

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MAGAHEALER 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hahahahaha 10/10

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Loc12 25 points ago +25 / -0

Trump already had a woman campaign manager who won a presidential election. Why not style the barbie after her

Oh yeah conservative women's achievements don't count

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geocitiesuser 21 points ago +21 / -0

No asian version of barbie? RACISM.

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EditorBob 14 points ago +14 / -0

No lesbian version of barbie? HOMOPHOBIC.

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bigleaguetrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

No blue haired 400lb gender neutral barbie? Time to the left to boycott

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tankmanban 4 points ago +4 / -0

The cost in plastic would bankrupt even mattel.

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AlphaNathan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mary Gay Scanlon told me mail in voting is 99.99999999999999% safe. Why would democrats lie?

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Alphabet_boi 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s disgusting how there are no over weight, ugly, non-binary dolls for young girls to play with.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t forget balls.

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wax the balls, bigot!

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mateus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are they in the Dollar Tree yet?

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

No brain.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Empty plastic head...

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sir_rockness 10 points ago +10 / -0

That black barbie is perpetuating cultural appropriation... that's white people hair on her...

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does anyone actually play with barbie anymore?

I pretty much grew up on sesame street. When my kid was born, I thought he would be the same way. I started off by playing him the old 70's and 80's episodes (the ones I loved) and then we started watching the new stuff.

The new stuff is just bad. It doesn't even teach you anything. There are also literally no white people on the show. I have no idea who this show is for anymore, certainly not Americans. It's just very foreign feeling and doesn't feel "right" anymore. It doesn't have the purity of the old shows.

Then I saw Elmo on the news talking about Syrian Refugees and Burn Loot Murder, of course taking a hardcore leftist position. Never saying, "Elmo says burning down public buildings and taking what doesn't belong to you is wroooong." Nope. Elmo is right there with you, throwing rocks at the police! And then I understood that Sesame Street, along with this Barbie shit, are propaganda and toys not for kids, but for millennial adults. When Elmo goes on MSNBC, it becomes pretty clear.

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20MagnusKonrad20 6 points ago +6 / -0

These aren't actually made for kids. They are made for adult children that are still "finding themselves".

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. This is just propaganda. These toys aren't for kids at all. It's just like they do with everything from your childhood. It's a way to manipulate you into thinking how they want you to think.

Hey 35 year old fur mama! Remember barbie? Remember how you loved her? Well, Barbie hates white people and America! Barbie takes big black cock now. Ken is a fascist. Vote blue!

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DearCow 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the part where Barbie comes out and make some anti Trump statement, forgetting that the only people who buy their dolls anymore are conservatives because Liberals are way too woke to buy a Barbie dolls. Barbie is about 100 pounds underweight by their standards.

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't wait for BLM Barbie and Antifa Barbie.

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DearCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps I'm mistaken, that may have been attentionwhore Barbie

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DearCow 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think autistic Barbie already comes with a black lives matter and antifa outfit.

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NotoriousCIC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Voter fraud and Dems go together like PBJ.

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MarsellusWallace 7 points ago +7 / -0

These dolls are featured under the new barbie communist line.

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tonightm08 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, the tweet itself has around 1k likes and has been up for 20hours.

They still don't get that any of these people at the end of the day, care. Anyway toys like Barbie are dying year on year.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Candidate Barbie" is black and only black. lol

If they did this like they do most Barbies, every role would be available in multiple shades. But not this.

Also, here's a fact that leftists get twisted in a bunch over: Black Barbies don't sell well. It's not uncommon to see them half price compared to their counterparts. Obviously according to leftists this is because everyone is racist. It couldn't be that people usually just like to buy what reflects themselves. This to say: Candidate Barbie won't sell well, being available ONLY as a black doll.

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GodEmporerTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Savage

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aussie_maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should demand transgender barbies with dicks.

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're missing Broward Brenda

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BigSteve 4 points ago +4 / -0

In keeping with the current climate, one of the Barbies has a cock.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

And suburban gun-weilding "get away from my house" lawyer Barbie.

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SnipedYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its also not a coincidence that the Black barbie is always first

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FuckU/Spez 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The Candidate"... If being ruled by POCs is so great then Africa would be a UTOPIA, but it's not. America is what it is because of the type of people that came over on the Mayflower, and it wasn't from Africa.

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durkadurka 3 points ago +3 / -0

These will look great with a bright orange clearance price sticker.

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Racerx719 3 points ago +3 / -0

The comments on Twitter are already savage. Love it

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Qualityproduct 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top left... Ring finger looks bigger. Is that....

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VinnysMagicGrits 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barbie wouldn't vote, she just lives off daddy's and husband's family money drinking pina colada's while the kids are asleep before noon.

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Son_of_a_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ummmm, where is the non binary ham planet Barbie bigots!?!?!?!?

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stjimmy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the Fashionistas line

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ruskiebot00100011 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, teaching little girls to rise to the most honorable career....Politician. 🤮

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

why does Black Barbie have straight hair? is an afro not beautiful? isnt this pushing false image of beauty on impressionable black girls which may not be attainable for some?

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

They missed leaving out the multi colored pink and blue hair.

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RadMaxBTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the #WALKAWAY Candace Owens Barbie

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20MagnusKonrad20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am surprised there isn't an antifascist Barbie yet.

Edit: there was, but she was given a free helicopter ride.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Don Jr. is awesome.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even want to see the Ken dolls they are rolling out. The Hipster, Anarchist, Gender-Fluid Xir and Communist Barista coming to a Walmart near you!

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takeyouruptrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ken has been replaced by Barbie's transgender love interest Karen

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50blessings 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO I’m dead!

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

The doll in the bottom right corner looks like Melania. I'm sure that was totally unintentional and will cause major reeeeeeing when noticed.

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MichelleObamasBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn't political mobilization of children at all, is it?

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chopz 1 point ago +1 / -0

He better run in 2024. It would be perfect.

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Zambillians2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is bottom left AOC?