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fadingecho 19 points ago +19 / -0

Who can forget?! I heard through the NYT that Ajit Pai was a lieutenant in the FlammenPanzerWerfer (they fired flaming tanks at allied troops) brigade under Hitler. He and the Hell's Angels reportedly instigated Kristallnacht.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was told by anonymous sauces that Ajit Pai kills babies and drink their blood in a ritual to keep the holy net neutrality away

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fadingecho 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was told by media sources who heard from people that were in the room with people who were familiar with his thinking that he originally converted David Koresh then left him the cult but before that, he was Ted Kaczynski math teacher.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing wrong with that, Ted is fucking based and anprim pilled.

Nothing matches the ultimate being K I L L D O Z E R though

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fadingecho 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ajit Pai drew up the plans for the killdozer, bro. You have no idea how evil r/technology told me he was.