He’s in the third battalion this lad, but he’s right mean, OK? And he goes out in Berlin, right? And all the prostitutes are comin’ up and saying “How much?” and he’s going “Oh I’m not payin' that”, right? And then this beautiful woman comes up she’s gorgeous, man. And she’s half the price of the others. And they’re getting down to it he puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right? Thinks, hang on, I’ve paid my money, I’m going to have something, so he flips him over, and funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts the first time and they just drive away.
Sounds like a good guy. Would love to hear his stories.
Stories? There are plenty of stories.
He’s in the third battalion this lad, but he’s right mean, OK? And he goes out in Berlin, right? And all the prostitutes are comin’ up and saying “How much?” and he’s going “Oh I’m not payin' that”, right? And then this beautiful woman comes up she’s gorgeous, man. And she’s half the price of the others. And they’re getting down to it he puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right? Thinks, hang on, I’ve paid my money, I’m going to have something, so he flips him over, and funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts the first time and they just drive away.