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JediMasterGandalf 46 points ago +46 / -0

Title is misleading. Should be “Aren’t.”

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cybertoke [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Shit. Typo. :/ there needs to be an edit title option. Thanks for pointing this out

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JediMasterGandalf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not an IT guy; I’ve always wondered why we can’t edit titles.

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cybertoke [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

mostly just because it always was that way, + they want to avoid people spam editing their titles once posts blow up. but many have said that a 2-5 minute window should exist at the beginning of a post.

but hey. thats life. at least theres always something to mock OP for in the comments

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OhLollyLollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or people could slow down and read their writing before posting as I have had to learn since developing a physical problem that affects my fine motor skills.

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the-new-style 9 points ago +10 / -1

covfefe!

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WarViper1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trolls will post something that will get a lot easy upvotes then if it hits the front page they will edit the title and contents to something racist in an attempt to make us look bad.

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fskfsk 36 points ago +36 / -0

Last paragraph is wrong. The mob is now using lasers, and fireworks/IEDs. The rules of engagement for police say that they're only allowed to use tear gas and rubber bullets. If the police were allowed to use their guns, the violence would end in a day.

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Dilligaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think laser pointers should receive a .308 lobotomy. That's maiming someone. Intent to maim. Evil shit. One well placed round will end that shit. And if it takes two or three or more, so be it.

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apierce918 28 points ago +28 / -0

i think the last part is gold - you cant use AR-15's against a gov with nukes and tanks but we will try with water bottles, rocks, and firecrackers

lol

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cybertoke [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

and a bunch of lying, aggressive, hypocritical lunatics

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MAGAbetterargument 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. But say it meaner

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Michigirl 21 points ago +21 / -0

Larry Correia, btw, is an author. He wrote the Monster Hunter International series, among others, and afaik, is a patriot. I think he's former military and police. Thought you might like to know. :)

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +8 / -0

This needs to be higher up. Guy is a great author and his novels are fun as hell.

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trump_tower_tacos 5 points ago +5 / -0

The entire MHI series is great. I don't know if he's former mil or police, but he knows guns for sure. He's got some more articles on gun control on his website too, look under Best of MHN.

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Beat_to_Quarters 10 points ago +10 / -0

The short answer is that the federal government is not oppressing these people. They are defending court houses and federal institutions against violent leftist rioters. Lawful gun owners are not going to get in gun battles with police on behalf of far left rioters who hate them. Gun owners assemble peacefully and Hillary Clinton and the media calls them domestic terrorists. These people in blue cities assemble with the intent to be violent and destroy their communities and they are called peaceful protesters. The left is incapable of making any meaningful distinction or they really are completely disingenuous about them. We are not comrades. They deserve to be arrested and charged. Nice try, losers. They all laughed when the feds killed that Bundy rancher saying he got what he deserved in the standoff with the feds.

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phunxyn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Part of their strategy was hoping to get to rile up citizens to finally protect themselves and where we live because the Dems aren't planning on stopping the riots. We are not stupid, we know what would happen the second anyone did anything so they are trying to lie and make shit up about a White supremacist for starting stuff in Minneapolis. Fuck that, even in Minnesota where I live (suburb of the twin cities) and throughout the area, we all watched these leftist freaks live on TV. We know what we were watching they aren't fooling anyone with this ploy. We didn't take the bait to try and stop the riots, we watched at home and loaded our guns to protect our families and homes. But they are the ones who were going to have to make the first move and try their shit in our suburban neighborhoods with our local police and our houses on every street armed to the teeth. They didn't. They wouldn't. And if they did it would be on them for anything that happened.

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cybertoke [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here you go:

A friend of mine posted about seeing this: "Where are all you gun owners now that the federal government and police are attacking citizens in the streets?? Now that the National Guard is out oppressing citizens? I thought this was the moment you're waiting for? So why aren't you out there fighting them with your guns? You're nothing but a bunch of fucking cowards’" My response was the GIF of Nelson Muntz going HA HA. ® But I've seen this sentiment a lot too over the last few days, so please if you are so incredibly fucking dumb that you are actually wondering why America's gun culture aren't commuting into the democrat cities you have banned us from in order to get into gun fights with the National Guard on your behalf, allow me to elaborate. Hypothetical Liberal "Ally" Who Lives in the Suburbs Which Aren't On Fire - "Hey, gun owners! Here is some civil unrest! Why won't you come and help us?" Snort. Fuck off. ® "Pussies! Why not?" Well, every single gun nut in America has spent their entire adult life being continually mocked, insulted, and belittled by the left. You've done nothing but paint us as the bad guys. In Hollywood, we're always evil, stupid, violent, malicious, redneck, racist, murderers. That's so ingrained in the liberal religion that when "ally" Harvey Weinstein was trying to get out of being a sleazy rapist, his repentance consisted of promising to make more movies about how the NRA is bad. In the news, everything is always our fault. If there is a mass murder, we can always count on the vultures to swoop in and blame America's gun culture. They flog it for weeks on end, 24/7 coverage, hoping for gun control. And if the identity of the shooter doesn't fit the narrative, it drops off the news in mere hours. And then at the local, state, and federal level, legally speaking, the left fucks us at every opportunity. You ban everything you can get away with. You ban things that literally make no sense. You ban shit just out of spite. When we fight back against gun control laws, you declare we are stupid because only the police should have guns (hey, aren't those the guys you are protesting right now?) "Stupid racist rednecks! We live in a civilized society! Don't you realize the police will protect us?" until when your democrat cities are on fire, and you call 911 and the operator tells you sorry, the police can't come to your house right now, please try not to get murdered... How is that strict gun control working out for you? Then you did everything in your power to chase gun owners out of your sainted liberal strongholds. You passed laws. You banned everything we like. Forced all the shooting ranges to close. Forced most of the gun stores to close. And just generally let us know that our kind is not welcome there. But now you've started some shit, YOU want US to go into democrat cities, with democrat mayors, and democrat police chiefs enforcing democrat policies which cause strife among democrats, in order to get into gun fights on your behalf? How fucking gullible do you think we are? ® Like holy shit. Damn dude! Because we all know that literally 30 seconds after a gun nut blows away a government employee on your behalf, then all the national media coverage of the riots will instantly cease (sorta like the Corona Virus coverage did) and it'll be back to the news breathlessly reporting about right wing extremist gun nuts, and all you useless fucks would go back to whining for more dumb ass gun control. You've already thrown the black community under the bus, cheering as their neighborhoods get burned and yours are safe. Seriously, white liberals are the shittiest "allies" in history, and your moral foundation has the consistency of Play-Doh. Your moral compass is a wind sock. Just a little while ago, gun nuts had a massive peaceful protest in Virginia. Tens of thousands of people turned out to protest gun control proposals from a democrat with a penchant for wearing black face (he still considers himself an "ally" though!) They didn't break any windows. They didn't kill any puppies. They didn't burn any horses. They didn't flip any police cars or murder any security guards. They were downright boring. They were polite, and even cleaned up their litter. Except then you called them domestic terrorists, and were super sad that they didn't get massacred by the government (said government you are now mad at for killing people, because again, you fuckers ain't exactly consistent) Liberal "allies" are quick to call gun nuts the bad guys, but we're not trying to disarm people. We want everybody to be able to defend themselves. It's a common thing to see some meme on the internet, showing a black family shooting or posing with their guns, with some caption like "bet this offends the NRA", which is liberal projection, because in reality in my social circles everybody is like, "fuck yeah, good for them". And the harshest complaints I've seen have been about trigger finger discipline or lack of eye protection. My side isn't the one that wants the state to have a monopoly on force. We know the 2nd is for everybody, regardless of skin color or where you live. You fuckers are the ones who keep declaring we can't fight the government with AR-15s because they have tanks and nukes, but then you bumbling fuckheads try it by throwing rocks? So not only no, but hell no.

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RedditStillSucks 6 points ago +6 / -0

We dont "defend" their right to "burn and loot" because we recognize them for what they are...they are the fascists little authoritarians they have always accused us of being.

Why would we want to bring them to power by dying or killing on their behalf?

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thelastlast 5 points ago +5 / -0

this is amazing

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DarthJoshiahis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great find patriot. Take my upvote as I shamelessly copy and paste this all over Parler and to my two remaining black friends

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cybertoke [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

taken. And share.

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TrumpetkaTrumpolska 5 points ago +5 / -0

This was an amazing rant.Not only no,but hell no!Get fucked you damn communists!

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crobbies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like a leftist to want to use my labor and property for someone else's benefit. Hahaha.

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TrumpLover 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will gladly show up to your riot with my weapons, but it won't be the cops I'm aiming at.

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raybiker73 3 points ago +3 / -0

Larry Correia is a national treasure. His books are good, too.

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Ferrous_Tarkus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of us have memory spans longer than that of a goldfish.

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HectorReborn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs a little editing:

“You can own guns and do it yourselves.”

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or put more simply "because what the left is doing is the tyranny i want to protect msyelf against. I'm glad the government ist rying to stop it"

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I can comfortably say that we all agree and side with Larry on this! HELL NO!

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prawnexodus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Full Chad

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Berzerker_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not long at all. He could have written double or triple this much and I would have enjoyed reading it.

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TheHolyMonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

TLDR...the proper answer is "fuck off".