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vote_for_MAGA_2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

If the race of Men weren’t so oppressive of the savage orca, they wouldn’t need to “protest”

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Oback_Barama 17 points ago +17 / -0

In all of this lunacy, the people that own the Dungeons and Dragons game have announced that they are "softening" the language to describe Orcs... you know, because Orc = Black People... And for drawing this conclusion, they are most definitely not the racist people.

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lanre 11 points ago +11 / -0

I saw someone arguing for that the other day. That D&D should relook inherently evil races in light of modern morality moving beyond good/evil and light/dark. Insanity. Equating drow with black people is ridiculous. One is a made up fairytale race of evil beings. But somehow everything has to be about race.

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gillonba 4 points ago +5 / -1

All characters will be ret-conned to True Neutral. All other alignments are racist

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jamesois 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's never sat well with me that orcs are born evil as everybody is a product of their upbringing

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a good book that explains the genetics behind it. It's called The Bell Curve.

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Dr_Pooper 3 points ago +3 / -0

What? The players handbook clearly states that humans come in many colors, black being one mentioned. Did they read their own handbook? Lol. Then again they made elves trans so I'm sadly not at all surprised.

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Oback_Barama 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they made changes to the game in response to the “satanic panic” back in the 80’s, Gygax made a comment something along the line of “we are changing our game in order to appease people who will never play our game”.

Something tells me that the BLM rioters don’t bother playing much D&D.

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4Truth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uruk-hai

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Danmax67 18 points ago +18 / -0

I blame that racist Gandalf! He's literally Morgoth! Grey man bad!!!!

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spratville 4 points ago +4 / -0

An anonymous source familiar with Gandalf's thinking has confirmed that Gandalf is bad man and grey.

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anonanomous 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s transwhite you fucking bigot

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Isolated_Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

In other news, the 7R technology promises to revolutionize our way of life, and no, the rings are not secret plot to spy on every person in Middle Earth.

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sfluke8 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder how blocking horse traffic will go for them

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WidePepoSad 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN: We're getting reports some crafty elves have infiltrated the Peaceful Protest to incite violence against the humans.

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Randomwithaj 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Return of the Kangz

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lanre 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pregnant or mother injured scaling unconstitutional walls into Gondor to give her family a better life. Why orc kids in cages is a wartime. Next on CNN....

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TheBehavingBeaver 2 points ago +2 / -0

The memes are the best

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Zaxxaz3 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it looks like the Babylon Bee is taking on the Daily Gondor.

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

looks at ADL

LOOKS LIKE REEEE IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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tonightm08 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's kind of racist these days. No, I'm serious D&D says that orcs are a racist "thing" towards black people. Think Magic has said that aswell but I don't play it so no idea.

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roflcopt0rz_returns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Babylon bee is a national treasure

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IntrepidBurger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orcposting was one of the most clever memes of the last few years.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy.

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

Many white supremacist, Uncle Tom black police officers injured as peacefulness intensified.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based.

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao