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Belleoffreedom 41 points ago +41 / -0

Heart attack? Natural, or induced?

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hollow_fang 25 points ago +25 / -0

Cause of death: COVID

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kag-2020- 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can they still make $39k if they ventilate him after he's dead?

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 10 points ago +10 / -0

Natural bullet to the back of the head.

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someoldcoderguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, I am sure a bullet to the heart will cause a "heart attack".

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heart attacked by bullet

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Just sprinkle some Kung Flu tests on him.

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IamM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also the former president's dog apparently received a mail-in ballot in which he's voting for Biden in the next election.

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Dialectic 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s what you call an assassination.

We’re up against a lot

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JesusisKing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is this the guy who tested the papayas? What the hell. what a redpill to everyone I shared that and the other African strait-talk with

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Heart attack gun," or for a slower kill they can add one of many cancer viruses.

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PropagandaWizard1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Life is cheap in Africa. You speak out you get put 6 feet under.

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Jack_Dupp 4 points ago +4 / -0

China has subverted the WHO into an espionage operation. Change my mind.

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NoMoreIncumbents 2 points ago +2 / -0

TIL that Killary has people in Burundi. Interesting.

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RedTie45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet $1000 some glowies from clowns in action paid him a visit.

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