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Dobbsfan2.0 14 points ago +14 / -0

I use both.

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SamQuentin1 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the way

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Junosu [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

You and I are cosmic twins.

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Junosu [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe something to drink as well.

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

^^THIS^^

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Junosu [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

There seems to be an early trend!

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Junosu [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Possible Answer: I keep the extra in case mine breaks.

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Anthonysaxetogrind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me and my cock.

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Junosu [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am sure the adult life preserver is too SMALL!

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Anthonysaxetogrind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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Junosu [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't call you Commander Cajones by accident. Good day, Commander.

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Anthonysaxetogrind 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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tonysoprano 3 points ago +3 / -0

I throw the extra life preserver in the middle of the four and watch them fight each other for it.

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Junosu [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting concept: game theory 100 miles from shore. My money would be on Time Cook, because he is in good shape and knows Steve would never forgive him if he drowned!

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 0 points ago +1 / -1

In the end though, whoever is left, you kill yourself. They have worn themselves out fighting each other, so the winner must surely be the most tired. Easy drown, then go ahead and put your feet up on an extra life preserver. #TwoScoops #TwoVests

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Junosu [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

TwoVests !

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smegmaless 2 points ago +2 / -0

need one for my feet, so i'm comfortable

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Junosu [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A close second place currently, but trending positively.

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cricketts_4_freedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 is 1 and 1 is none - I keep them both (might need a back up while waiting)

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Junosu [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This answer is definitely in the lead.

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onetruephilosoraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

You keep the spare in case you need another one.

You let all four of these traitors to America fend for themselves

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Junosu [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok. It's definitely a trend. It appears that these "gentlemen" may not enjoy the karma coming their way.

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Junosu [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Speaking of being in the pool boy's ass, is Adam Schiff packing for his prison stay?

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 0 points ago +1 / -1

Two scoops, two vests.