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Grillervative 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those holes are where your dignity leaks out.

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greginald_mcdicken [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it was Descartes that said "Those that have not experienced the CROC cannot describe the CROC."

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Kek_The_World 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re going to shoot off your own damn toes. Do ya really want to bend down to get your weapon as the bad guy approaches?

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greginald_mcdicken [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, you'll shoot your toes, but you'll also shoot your CROCs, so it balances out.

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Kek_The_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

Touché!

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunfucius say journey of 1000 miles begin with Crock 43.

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aparition42 2 points ago +3 / -1

Looks like a good way to blow a toe off while tripping over a stick.

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Shwoogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

This changes everything. No longer will mankind be restrained by wielding a mere two guns at once.