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thxpk 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's like they went out of their way to make the most insulting article to black people possible

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s how I’m interpreting it

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alexnader 5 points ago +5 / -0

"okay well they didn't technically invent the fridge, but they definitely improved on it. That's pretty much the same, right?"

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Crazyteeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

right, this shit is ridiculous.

and some faggot invented the ice cream SCOOP, but not the ice cream. lol no one gives a shit. you think we're be eating SQUARE ice cream without some fag that made a spoon?

an ironing board? why not credit that woman for inventing the Saw Horse?

super soaker, but not the watergun?

refrigerator "improvements" but not the refrigerator?

what a joke list. i'm so glad i'm not a commie having to do mental gymnastics to appease fragile white females.

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or “got the first patent.”

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IcculusBased9 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is dark fuckin humor, yo. Holy shit kek. How can they not see how utterly this article fails to be complimentary? If this were part of an SNL skit, everyone would get fired.

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AmericaWillSurvive 4 points ago +4 / -0

"if black people didn't exist, you probably wouldn't have been introduced to the beauty of ice cream scoops."

Umm... It takes all of us contributing to help us all enjoy this great country, but bragging about reshaping a spoon... just makes you sound ignorant as hell.

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Yourface8me 4 points ago +4 / -0

A lot of this is proven false by the way The light bulb was not even invented here in states . German guy invented it . The trafick light they show was not what the guy created and his idea for one was vastly diffrent and no one uses it . Shits full of false info .

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Fuchtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

The "automatic gearshift"? An Armenian American (we just call them Americans), invented the auto transmission.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_H._Banker

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sparrowbelfast 2 points ago +2 / -0

A blanket, a bowl and a stick

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PatrickSebast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shame about the super soaker essentially dying out though. High quality water guns don’t really exist anymore.

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JwPATX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would the super soaker be in a corn field? Guess they wanted to stay on theme with the rest of the inventions.

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omegapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

They claim George Washington Carver invented peanut butter... that's all you need to know about this article.

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SparTuckis 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you "invent" an ironing board?

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SparTuckis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nailed it! Brian Regan is hilarious in general, but his facial expressions are next level funny.