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holytrpbatman 318 points ago +320 / -2

Maskdebation will make hair grow on your palms!

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AtariArtist [S] 164 points ago +165 / -1

I think the public is quite firmly grasping the issue and making sure not to manhandle the problem. It's critical that we not be jerks about it and take measures to guarantee it doesn't lead to premature results.

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holytrpbatman 112 points ago +112 / -0

Don't maskdebate in public. It's best to keep it in a private setting.

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tonysoprano 66 points ago +66 / -0

Even that can be a sticky situation.

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murderhornet 27 points ago +27 / -0

All are Karen situations.

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Trumpfan1 24 points ago +24 / -0

We all know they are FREQUENT maskdebators! At least three times per day - morning, noon, and night.

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StarsandStripes4Ever 13 points ago +13 / -0

Repent !! Thee sinful maskdebators or risk going blind !! /s

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HistoryInvestigator 12 points ago +12 / -0

cum cum now, don't be so hard-on yourself

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snuggs316 32 points ago +32 / -0

maskdebate shamer! maskdebate is a normal, healthy expression of curiosity and personal growth.

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RaginJake379 10 points ago +10 / -0

A buddy of mine maskdebated 6 times in one day. Now he's blind.

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HolocoughSurvivor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Actually maskdebation is bad for your mental health and drive and was once considered a mental illness

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rootGoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

I maskdebate whenever the opportunity arises.

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AsaNisiMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're a cunning linguist. ;-D

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SentryS 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is no joke. They're going to teach children maskdebating techniques

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AsaNisiMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

These people are sick!

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ZeroDeltaTango 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think the public is quite firmly grasping the issue and making sure not to manhandle the problem. It's critical that we not be jerks about it and take measures to guarantee it doesn't lead to premature results.

Oh quit spouting off :)

But to answer your OP question, I have gotten into no debates about the mask. There is not going to be a debate. "DOCTORS SAID NOT TO WEAR IT" = the Six Magic Words. An optional extra four may be added if desired, to seal the deal: "I HAVE A CONDITION." That totally shuts down all debate. They don't even get to ASK about your specific conditions or doctors. Private, protected info.

Doctors HAVE said not to wear it. The surgeon general. Fauxi.

For the extra super mega ultra obnoxious: "Now get out of my face before you get my cooties: I feel a belch coming on, and something tells me this baby is going to be a champion."

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Philhelm 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's tough to swallow.

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FAQ-REDDIT 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't shake the image of that.

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Warren_Puffitt 33 points ago +33 / -0

Watching mainstream media is so perverse that watching it will make you grow pubic hair on your eyeballs.

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Oback_Barama 25 points ago +25 / -0

I had a friend who mask debated so much he went blind!

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OconusLurex 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think this is the reason that Dr. Fao Xi has floated the idea of wearing goggles while you maskdebate.

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Mrsattorney 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think it could cause blindness, as well.

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HolaPendejos 11 points ago +11 / -0

My dad told me that mask debating would make me go blind. I said "I'm over here"

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AlphaNathan 32 points ago +32 / -0

I can't breathe!

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ProphetOfKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fentanyl is known to cause that problem.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s hilariously true.

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Jackhererer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eating McDonalds big Mack's super sized for breakfast, lunch, and dinner will cause that too!

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Rainman 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's what my momma always told me so I only maskdebated until I needed glasses

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FAQ-REDDIT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Close one eye, duh!

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lizardo221 68 points ago +68 / -0

Some health experts say it may not be good to mask debate too often.

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PattonWasRight 20 points ago +20 / -0

Some health experts say it may not be good to have independent thinking.

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Irish_Wolfhound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only when I'm in public.

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mygovisacommie 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s not what Dr. Ruth says and we need to be trusting our doctors on this one.

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AtariArtist [S] 58 points ago +58 / -0

It's a dupe of another post that came (pardon the pun) via Twitter - but the mods informed me that they're reluctant to sticky (to coin a phrase) such posts to avoid giving Twitter too much turgid traffic.

Soooo here is the 'once you hear it - you can't unhear it' video via streamable.com

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nmipede 30 points ago +30 / -0

It's almost as though the news isn't really news, but a predetermined, scripted narrative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZVv2AOCnaA

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Ligersrule1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Most of the news media have their "chat rooms" and "mass text" conversations to align on how the orange man bad narrative will go for that day.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everytime they get caught, they just make another secret cabal chatroom.

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anon1011101 1 point ago +2 / -1

They should all be executed and thrown into mass graves

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nmipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, that'd be inconceivable. Just a coinkydink.

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FAQ-REDDIT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Free for children.

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Covfefe_Injection 28 points ago +28 / -0

I maskdebate myself daily, usually before entering a grocery store .

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WestPalm 20 points ago +20 / -0

The fake news in lockstep as always.

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myvoicecountsonce2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Masterbate

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Barkumo 16 points ago +17 / -1

I was always told you get hairy palms if you mask debate.

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Deaduponaviral 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s never a good idea to maskdebate in public.

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cornpops_razer 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm a master debater in the maskdebate

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Mark-McAwesome 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not sure but might have to Mask Debate later. Will see how many coworkers I can get involved.

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stratocaster_patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Mask debate me. Mask debate me!" - Danzig

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Corkybootchuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Best comment in the thread.

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Karen,

Tell your children not to walk my way

Tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean what they say

KAREN!!!

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OconusLurex 4 points ago +4 / -0

KAAAAEROHAWWWN!

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yallsegregationist 9 points ago +9 / -0

raging maskdebate😂

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Bedminster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stop mask debating

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Redditcanblowme 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like watching my wife maskdebate.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like watching her too 🙃

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DeportAntifa 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m saving a sperm sample in Cryo storage today.

I haven’t been able to mask debate for 3 days.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Science vs science episode for one.

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holytrpbatman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sinclair Broadcasting Group- top of the maskdebater pyramid

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patslimmy1 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol they don't realize how this sounds?

CVS, WalGreens & Target are getting in on the maskdebate

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Straightwhitewhale 7 points ago +7 / -0

I put it on and looked away and heard someone from Boston say masturbate 90 times.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't notice maskdebate = masterbate until I started reading the comments hahaha.... then it immediate sunk in and the next 30 seconds were hilarious.. especially the mild smirk in the last 2-3 seconds of the vid

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Headline_Correction 6 points ago +6 / -0

maskdebate good times cmon, lets maskdebate - theres partisans at work right here - a maskdebation that may last for fucking years

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Znut55 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm more concerned about how the "numbers" are recorded and manipulated. Americans will use common sense with masks as they have been doing.

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AJ333 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn these A.I. newz writers want a blind populace!

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WeinerLapTop 6 points ago +6 / -0

The great maskdebate.

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AbsurdOpinion 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been mask debating nonstop since this all started and now I'm BLIND!

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IDGAF-DT2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maskdebation is best with coconut oil...thank me later.

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

the great maskdebate

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xanthan or guar gum, water, and glycerin is good. I forgot the ratio, but the glycerin should be the larger ingredient for a hands on maskdebate.

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trockr 4 points ago +4 / -0

The maskdebate has gotten sticky! Watch out!

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was like 3000% funnier than I thought it would be

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BytheDozen31 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a good 30 seconds I thought they were saying masturbate. hahahaa

I guess I need more coffee!

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basket_of_patriots 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sometimes I mask debate.

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HillarysBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mastebation lulz

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

"YOU MUST WEAR A MASK" -them

you looks

"I"M RECLAIMING MY TIME!!!!" - you

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Grond999 4 points ago +4 / -0

been about for days this vid. hilarious still.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stroke it, don't jerk it!

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SquirrelsAreCommies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mask hysteria.

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fluffykitten 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mask debate frequently to relieve stress.

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tonightm08 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's fucking amazing.

Every morning I have a massive maskdebate.

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HighVoltage 4 points ago +4 / -0

The servant what's while the mask debates.

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FAQ-REDDIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

If your Mask Debating last more four hours then seek phycological help.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have not yet nor will I ever wear a mask in public. End of discussion

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UserGen1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

After awhile all I could hear in this video was "the great masterbate" LOL

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kekistani_dan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go away, I'm batin'

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Sardogna 3 points ago +3 / -0

English is not my first language and all I heard is "masturbate" instead of "mask debate". The video was on another level for sure.

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LunaSky 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just caught my husband and the guy across the street mask debating with the mail man & fed ex guy....