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0bama 107 points ago +108 / -1

"I just got off..."

He should end all his split tweets strategically like that. Like on Top Gear when their sponser decals get cut off by a door in an inappropriate spot.

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WhitePowerRanger 42 points ago +42 / -0

“Nipples protruding.... very very disrespectful. I just got off...”

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 19 points ago +19 / -0

“...To my supermodel wife, I needed eye bleach to forget about Barney Frank.”

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

And now you know... the rest of the story.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 12 points ago +13 / -1

The hottest girl I’ve ever met just unadded me on snapchat Bc I posted to my story “RIP to Herman Cane- GOP presidential nominee, he was a great republican.” Fuck this shit!!!! Cannot believe this! Ppl have no respect! We had met at the Nationals championship parade.... damn I might have to stop posting politics every now and then I’ve lost like 85% of the girls who were into me Bc they’re brainwashed & must have TDS 🤦🏼‍♂️ smfh

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Navy2af 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thanks, Obama.

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independentbystander 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I just got off..."

hnnnnggggg